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[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but now that you know everything you find much of life incredibly boring and/or horrifying in ways most people cannot even perceive. You struggle on for awhile before deliberately giving yourself selective amnesia just to make life bearable again.


I wish people were silly and/or not horribly malicious with their wish corruptions for the rest of this thread.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, we return to Hiroshima wish grants.
But for sillyness's sake, all weapons of mass destruction now have googly eyes attached onto them.


I wish for a hilariously ironic twist to the corruption of this wish of mine.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, the bombs don't actually explode. The googly eyes do, though.

I wish I could think of story ideas faster and that the ideas are at least mostly good ideas.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, your brain is mostly converted into an amazing story making machine.
This has the negative side effect of causing your limbs and voicebox to stop functioning.

I wish I was immune to damage in nuclear blasts.

[Stirk]

Granted. The second you exit a nuclear blast, you are both vulnerable to damage and highly irradiated, so it still doesn't end well for you.

I wish that nuclear bombs would be legalized.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, now people just launch nuclear bombs at whoever they're mad at with no concern for the fact that these are nuclear freaking bombs. The world is plunged into a nuclear winter and most life on Earth is wiped out.

I wish my limbs and voicebox worked again, while still keeping my story making ability.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but your tongue and fingers inflate making anything you say or type gibberish.

I wish for immunity to radiation.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are immune to radiation but not the the blast from the nukes and die any way.

I wish to be far away from all the nukes going off.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Suffocating in space is far away, right?

I wish for full immunity to nukes and any effects caused by radiation.

[Madman198237]

Granted.

It's really too bad that you didn't include immunity to the climatological disasters that can be wreaked through generous application of nuking, isn't it?


I wish for my own personal nuke for my own personal ability to deploy some MAD deterrence.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. North Korea sends you your own personal nuke, first-class.

I wish I had the ability to control nuclear bombs with my mind.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted your brain melts from radiation

I wish adamantine was a real metal

[Mathel]

Granted. It is infinitely rigid though, causing some paradoxes.
A) Since speed of sound in material is based on it's rigidity, the speed of sound in Adamantine is infinite.
B) If 2 pieces of adamantine strike each other, as they can not deform even a little bit, they have to stop (relative to each other) at the spot. This means also stop in 0 time, giving the collision infinite power. This means that whenever 2 or more pieces of Adamantie touch, there are nuclear blasts.
C) Being infinitely rigid, it's particles can not move relative to each other. This means it theoreticaly has 0K temperature. But as it can not absorb any heat, it always acts as if it had the same temperature as whatever touches it. All radiation is completely reflected from it.

I wish to have a nuclear shelter coated with Adamantine. Large enough for 5000 people to live comfortably with enough supply of food, water and energy to last them 1000 years. Also, the nuclear power plant and radioactive material storage are in 2 compartments, separate from the other areas, which are also coated in Adamantine. Any places, where 2 or more pieces of Adamantine could meet on or in the shelter have a 5cm layer of lead filling between the pieces of Adamantine. On the outside, this filling is covered by ceramic plating.

[90908]

A highly infectious airborne disease enters and kills everyone.

I wish that I didn't need to eat/drink to survive.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but now you require near constant access to sunlight to live.

I wish for