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[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but it currently cuts off in the middle of a sentence because I had to sleep. I guess I could grant that I finished it, but the last section is totally incoherent because I would have finished it instead of sleeping. Your choice.

I wish there was less noise going on.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are now deaf.


I wish for zeppelins to become the main form of transportation via air, instead of planes.
And I mean the kind that aren't filled with volatile gasses.

[Eschar]

Superheated  plutonium isn't volatile.

I wish for DFHack to work!

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but Dwarf Fortress stops working instead

I wish I could tell which witch is which

[Eschar]

You excitedly begin pointing out to people the difference between witches and whiches. Suspecting you of trying to get the Salem Witch (Which?) Trials started again, they mob you.

I wish more non-Bay12ers could appreciate Bay12.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but the site crashes forever 15 seconds later.

I wish I would stop sneezing.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, but you stop breathing as well.

I wish I had the time, money, motivation, and skill to make some (hopefully pretty good) video games.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but they have a real let down of a final ending and get made into movies of lower quality than Super Mario Brothers and Mortal Kombat.

I wish that wishes came true

[Maximum Spin]

Granted; all my wishes come true. None of yours, though.

I wish something unusual would happen.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, a massive earthquake splits Australia in half and sinks India, but there is 0 casualties.

I wish that I regenerated like Wolverine (The X-man, not the animal)

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but you've been sealed in a constantly refilling vat of sulphuric acid which is keeping pace with your regen, causing you eternal torment.

I wish for a friendly dragon.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You get a friendly-looking kite.
It just so happens that the Swedish (and Danish as well) word for dragon also means kite. Have fun!



I wish the next few wishes made, were rendered harmless through their granting.

[90908]

Granted, but the thread becomes boring.

I wish that I could see everything.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted; instead of expanding the range of your eyesight, everything else is just made very small. Since this includes Earth and its atmosphere, you probably won't last long either.

I wish for a hyperspace bypass.

[Eschar]

The construction requires a certain planet to be deconstructed. Guess which one.

I the Einsteinian Roulette was made into a (good) movie.