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[King Zultan]

Lycanthropic Potion: A browned bottle, with a glowing gold fluid within. The bottle can't be uncorked, nor shattered, by seemingly any means.
In truth, the potion within the bottle is Lycanthropic - during nights of the full moon, the liquid becomes a Werewolf. It's such a small and weak one that it can't escape it's bottle before the night ends and it reverts back into a potion again, though.

That would be quite the conversation starter, I feel like I need one.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Feathered Cane: A fleshy cane sprouting dull, light brown feathers. It leaves a trail of loose feathers wherever it goes and squawks when hitting something.

Lemming's Teeth: A collection of thirty tiny teeth. Whenever one is taken away by someone or something, the others will stop at nothing to follow it.

Dart of Chance: A mundane looking throwing dart. When it is thrown, upon hitting its intended target it will blink to a random location on the target.

Unhittable Target: A large archery target made out of straw, painted red and white. It is enchanted in such a way that a projectile or melee swing can never hit it.

[Therolyn]

Fiendship Bracelet
Certifies the wearer as a part of a fiendship, a powerful ritual curse that binds a fiend and the wearer together, slowly corrupting the wearer but giving them access to the aid of the fiend wearing the matching other one. Also tends to lead to lots of evil hugs.

Giant Salad Fork
Looks like a pitchfork and has an attack and damage bonus vs. plants. Any plant injured by the enchanted pitchfork is automatically skewered onto it and the wielder must eat whatever it is

[Glass]

Unhittable Target: A large archery target made out of straw, painted red and white. It is enchanted in such a way that a projectile or melee swing can never hit it.

But what if you're trying to stab it?

[Lord_lemonpie]

Unhittable Target: A large archery target made out of straw, painted red and white. It is enchanted in such a way that a projectile or melee swing can never hit it.

But what if you're trying to stab it?

I'd consider that a melee swing

[Egan_BW]

Feathered Cane: A fleshy cane sprouting dull, light brown feathers. It leaves a trail of loose feathers wherever it goes and squawks when hitting something.

This is probably what happens when an elf tries to make a walking stick from featherwood.

[hops]

Lycanthropic Potion: A browned bottle, with a glowing gold fluid within. The bottle can't be uncorked, nor shattered, by seemingly any means.
In truth, the potion within the bottle is Lycanthropic - during nights of the full moon, the liquid becomes a Werewolf. It's such a small and weak one that it can't escape it's bottle before the night ends and it reverts back into a potion again, though.

That would be quite the conversation starter, I feel like I need one.

Linguistic joke aside, I could see a transforming potion in a wizard's study. Perhaps a bottle of liquid that transforms into a frog when it's about to rain, something like that.

[VoidSlayer]

Unhittable Target: A large archery target made out of straw, painted red and white. It is enchanted in such a way that a projectile or melee swing can never hit it.

But what if you're trying to stab it?

I'd consider that a melee swing

Trying to pick it up would also be a melee swing, so it would be untouchable!

Death Stick: An oddly smooth stick, with an endlessly smoldering tip.
Anyone unlucky enough to be struck with the smoldering tip will die. Anyone attempting to identify the cause of death will find symptoms of excessive smoke inhalation and burnt lung tissue.

Would even things without lungs die of burnt lung tissue?  If so that is a great item!

[wierd]

The black box of random enchantment

This is a little black box, about the size of a lunchbox. It even opens up like a lunch box.  The difference is that you place a suitable source of enchanting energy, and an object to be enchanted inside, close the lid, and shake vigorously for 30 seconds-- rather than putting your lunch inside. (highly inadvisable.)

When finished, the item that was placed inside will have an unidentified enchantment placed on it. The provided enchantment will even be consistently that enchantment. The issue, is that which enchantment it will be blessed with at creation is completely random, even harmful/cursed.

Placing an already enchanted item inside has no effect.

[VoidSlayer]

Unbirthday Cake

This cake can only be safely consumed on your birthday.  When eaten on any other day it wipes you from existence retroactively to your former date of birth.  It is chocolate with raspberry filling and sweet sour cream frosting.  Lighting the candles on the top while making a wish will make you no longer desire the wished for item.

Sock of Devouring

This sock is the feeding apparatus for an extra-dimensional horror.  When a foot of any size is placed inside the sock perfectly fits and is supremely comfortable, but slightly damp.  The sock covered foot can then be placed in a shoe of any size and fit perfectly.  The horror feeds on dead skin cells leaving feet feeling clean and healthy.  They are extremely territorial and will fight to the death if more then one is worn.

[scourge728]

The black box of random enchantment

This is a little black box, about the size of a lunchbox. It even opens up like a lunch box.  The difference is that you place a suitable source of enchanting energy, and an object to be enchanted inside, close the lid, and shake vigorously for 30 seconds-- rather than putting your lunch inside. (highly inadvisable.)

When finished, the item that was placed inside will have an unidentified enchantment placed on it. The provided enchantment will even be consistently that enchantment. The issue, is that which enchantment it will be blessed with at creation is completely random, even harmful/cursed.

Placing an already enchanted item inside has no effect.

But what if I want to enchant my lunch?

Unbirthday Cake

This cake can only be safely consumed on your birthday.  When eaten on any other day it wipes you from existence retroactively to your former date of birth.  It is chocolate with raspberry filling and sweet sour cream frosting.  Lighting the candles on the top while making a wish will make you no longer desire the wished for item.

Sock of Devouring

This sock is the feeding apparatus for an extra-dimensional horror.  When a foot of any size is placed inside the sock perfectly fits and is supremely comfortable, but slightly damp.  The sock covered foot can then be placed in a shoe of any size and fit perfectly.  The horror feeds on dead skin cells leaving feet feeling clean and healthy.  They are extremely territorial and will fight to the death if more then one is worn.

What if I place a foot with that sock on, into a shoe smaller than the foot?

[overseer05-15]

Sock of Devouring

This sock is the feeding apparatus for an extra-dimensional horror.  When a foot of any size is placed inside the sock perfectly fits and is supremely comfortable, but slightly damp.  The sock covered foot can then be placed in a shoe of any size and fit perfectly.  The horror feeds on dead skin cells leaving feet feeling clean and healthy.  They are extremely territorial and will fight to the death if more then one is worn.

What if I place a foot with that sock on, into a shoe smaller than the foot?

It will fit perfectly

[wierd]

How small can the shoe be, and how long is the leg portion of the sock?  Is this an ankle sock, or a full length tube sock?

Could be useful as part of a disguise; Put a whole leg in to just below the knee, then put on a prosthetic leg. The "cup" of the prosthetic would be the "shoe", which would "Fit perfectly.", allowing you to wear the prosthetic leg.

[VoidSlayer]

How small can the shoe be, and how long is the leg portion of the sock?  Is this an ankle sock, or a full length tube sock?

Could be useful as part of a disguise; Put a whole leg in to just below the knee, then put on a prosthetic leg. The "cup" of the prosthetic would be the "shoe", which would "Fit perfectly.", allowing you to wear the prosthetic leg.

Yes, the "sock" is actually a multi dimensional portal to the maw of something which lives where the laws and physical dimensions of our universe are more of suggestions then rules.  However, it will perfectly fit your foot, not your leg.  Don't try to outsmart the sock, it is much more clever then you.

[wierd]

So it is an ankle sock then?