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VoidSlayer

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #840 on: May 28, 2018, 01:53:53 am »

So it is an ankle sock then?

You'll have to ask the sock, it is also much smarter then me.

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« Reply #841 on: May 28, 2018, 01:58:37 am »

I am just looking for clarification. What constitutes a "foot" is very much subjective.  See for instance, the difference between a human foot, and a horse foot.  Anatomically speaking, a horse foot is just a single toe compared to a human foot-- which contrasted with the horse the other way, would be the foot, and lower leg to first bend.

With really strange outsider morphologies, it is entirely possible for the shin to be part of the foot.

Since this extradimensional horror simply wants to eat dead skin, it should not be that picky about how much of an extremity is inserted, as long as it is covered in dead skin. Legs qualify in that respect.

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« Reply #842 on: May 28, 2018, 02:28:06 am »

Boat-I of Rome-Ants:
A toy boat that is theorised to be sentient but inanimate. When placed upon natural ground it will radiate an aura that affects all mundane ants who willingly fail to resist it. They will arrange themselves around the artefact, receive magically-conjured costumes and equipment with weapons enchanted to do no harm and be subjected to a powerful preservative effect, curing most ailments, preventing deprivation, and very greatly slowing aging. These ants then recreate battles of Ancient Rome over magically conjured terrain, presumably for the entertainment of the artefact, until the item is removed from its surface, returning its victims to their prior locations and activities.
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« Reply #843 on: May 28, 2018, 08:25:46 am »

I'm just imaging someone putting their foot into a smaller shoe, and the sock crushing their foot as it contracts to fit perfectly

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #844 on: May 28, 2018, 01:47:16 pm »

The Horn of Awesome: A big spiral horn. Shoots blasts of literal awesome when blown.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #845 on: May 28, 2018, 02:10:51 pm »

The Horn of Awesome: A big spiral horn. Shoots blasts of literal awesome when blown.
Probably in the posession of Oric the Awesome
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« Reply #846 on: August 10, 2018, 04:21:20 pm »

Chilly chili pot
A pot that instantly brings spicy dishes to a lower temperature.
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« Reply #847 on: August 10, 2018, 07:12:54 pm »

Salt Salt:
This magical salt causes intense arguments to break out among those that eat food seasoned with it.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #848 on: August 10, 2018, 08:29:40 pm »

Ring of Eversion
Appears to be a Ring of Evasion, When warn it non-harmfully turns the wearer inside out, Placing all worn items within them until it is removed by some means.
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« Reply #849 on: August 10, 2018, 10:04:43 pm »

Ring of Eversion
When worn, allows the wearer to teleport between layered universes that gradually get darker.

You get a cookie if you get the reference.
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« Reply #850 on: August 10, 2018, 10:25:59 pm »

Eversion is not even a real word so I get it. :P
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« Reply #851 on: August 10, 2018, 10:33:50 pm »

Eversion is not even a real word so I get it. :P
It's totally a real word. It means "turning out", and it's most used in medicine and biology.
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« Reply #852 on: August 10, 2018, 10:34:07 pm »

Eversion is not even a real word so I get it. :P
Actually... it has a meaning. It's just that, oddly, the game is more well-known than the actual word.
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« Reply #853 on: August 10, 2018, 10:38:50 pm »

Amazing how Despite using it for(More a less) its real Definition just before you, No one noticed...
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« Reply #854 on: August 10, 2018, 10:43:06 pm »

Amazing how Despite using it for(More a less) its real Definition just before you, No one noticed...
I noticed
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