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[MCipher]

Energy Transference Stone: A red jewel, socketed into a lead-and-tungsten necklace. The jewel is able to store and output Positive and Negative Energy... One at a time. If Positive Energy overflows, the stone may shatter, releasing all stored energy in a massive explosion of Positive Energy; plants will overgrow everything, fauna will ‘heal’ to the point of becoming cancerous and dying, and any damaged objects will be restored to pristine conditions. On the opposite side of things, with an overflow of Negative Energy, the stone will detonate in a different magical explosion; the likes of which leave the land cracked, infertile and dead, fauna reduced to dust, structures crumbled to heaps of ash and powder, and the area magically dead. Either way, an overflow renders the item inert.

”Blannigan’s Harlot”: An incredibly potent alcohol derived from enchanted cane sugar and sky-wheat. Causes unconsciousness, dehydration, nausea, beard growth, pirate accent and a small chance of self-immolation.

[overseer05-15]

The Infinity Gauntlet: an indestructible golden gauntlet. Within it is a pocket dimension that appears to be infinite in size, such that one's hand will never reach the fingers.

[Screech9791]

The Infinity Gauntlet (no, not the one with the pocket dimension inside) but with a catch: Instead of killing half of all living beings, it makes exactly 50% of all matter of all living beings disintegrate into thin air permanently. This will then be self explanatory after a finger snap with it on.

[VoidSlayer]

Fingerless Gloves of Regeneration

These leather gloves have the fingers parts cut off.  If worn it also slices off your fingers and provides rapid regeneration of your hand.

[FallacyofUrist]

Cat Elixir: Causes permanent obsession with cats when drunk. If poured on an image, causes that image to create permanent obsession with cats when viewed. When poured on something that makes noise, the noise makes people obsessed with cats. The same goes for the rest of the senses.

[crazyabe]

Catasstrophy: A magical artifact which takes the form of a mounted cats tail- magically Bestows 100 years of horribly bad luck upon anyone who likes cats that looks upon it, a depiction of it, or a description of it.

[RAM]

DaRigidBull
Stone catapult ammunition in the shape of a male bovine. Possessed of a fate enchantment that greatly increases the odds of it striking bards that believe themselves to be funny.

[FallacyofUrist]

Tuesday Chest: A wooden storage chest. When opened, it's only full on Tuesday.

By the way, the Castle of Bizarre Magical Items game can be hijacked by anyone who wants to at this point.

[scourge728]

Catasstrophy: A magical artifact which takes the form of a mounted cats tail- magically Bestows 100 years of horribly bad luck upon anyone who likes cats that looks upon it, a depiction of it, or a description of it.

Well THANKS for that....

[FallacyofUrist]

Catasstrophy: A magical artifact which takes the form of a mounted cats tail- magically Bestows 100 years of horribly bad luck upon anyone who likes cats that looks upon it, a depiction of it, or a description of it.

Well THANKS for that....

Ah.

Well shoot.

At least now I know somebody else who likes cats?

Cat Runes Scroll: A scroll scribed with cat runes. Anyone who reads the scroll or a description of it will slowly transform into a cat person, starting with cat ears and a tail and ending as a full-fledged anthropomorphic cat. Odd colors optional.

[KittyTac]

That didn't cancel the effect of the previous item.

[FallacyofUrist]

Yeah, but it's retaliation.

Absurdly Sharp Knife: A mono-molecularly edged knife. Due to the absurdly thin blade it is easy to break.

[VoidSlayer]

Well just a bog standard magic item for now.

Ring of Multiple Fishes

This ring will allow the user to summon any fish they desire.  Has 2d4 charges and can not be recharged.

[TheBiggerFish]

Staff of Summon Bigger Fish: Summons a fish that is at least 1% larger than the fish targeted by the user.  This effect stacks.

[Egan_BW]

Wand of dispel bigger fish: Allows you to delete one fish, but only if you have a smaller fish.