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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270045 times)

Xocolotl

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #240 on: December 17, 2010, 12:43:10 am »
338: You get so wrapped up playing DF that you don't notice the party started an hour ago.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #241 on: December 17, 2010, 01:00:49 am »
339 - if you see a jumbo jet you immediately think of a ROC.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #242 on: December 17, 2010, 01:35:38 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on December 16, 2010, 06:33:21 pm
337: You saw the word Tourist today and misread it as "To Urist" without even thinking.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #243 on: December 17, 2010, 04:27:52 am »
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316: You are equally concerned with the next update of Deon's Genesis Mod as Toady's official releases.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #244 on: December 17, 2010, 05:26:38 am »
340: You lament the fact that you are unable to cage your cat, due to your significant other having been adopted by it.

341: As a result you have begun digging a hole in the back yard.

Is it sad that these were my waking thoughts this morning as my fiancee's 7-month old kitten woke me by attacking my feet?
"Dammit I want to cage the little beast. Wait, I can't, it's her pet. Maybe I could just put it in a hole out back, With the neighbor's storm door over the top..."
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #245 on: December 17, 2010, 05:40:47 am »
342.  When your pet puppy is eaten by a forgotten beast you throw a tantrum and choke your neighbors pet puppy, and baby and then the neighbor.
343.  When you get punched in the gut you throw up everywhere
344.  You grow attached to a puppy hide cloak that was fashioned by your neighbor who used your dead puppy's hide to craft a masterpiece with.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #246 on: December 17, 2010, 08:38:56 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on December 16, 2010, 06:33:21 pm
337: You saw the word Tourist today and misread it as "To Urist" without even thinking.

ROFL This is the funniest entry yet!!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #247 on: December 17, 2010, 03:55:07 pm »
LoL, actually happened in game.  My noble went on a choking spree.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #248 on: December 17, 2010, 10:22:50 pm »
Has anybody thought to compile all these together? Because if so then STOP I'M FURTHER THAN YOU ARE. I have a complete formatted list to the latest entry (344). Our counting is off by one, but it's been so long we might as well keep it how it is and fill it in later.
I've got them all written down, with the 'credits' in a separate file. Here's the credits so far:
Spoiler: SWEET JESUS (click to show/hide)
I'll do something special when it's all done. So get at it! Oh, and putting this together has led me to sgin 345.


345. On your computer, the MSWord dictionary has been "fixed" to include the words "Armok", "Urist", "Boatmurdered", and "Dorf".
346. You have ever used the word Fun by its DF definition in casual conversation.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #249 on: December 17, 2010, 10:31:38 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on December 17, 2010, 10:22:50 pm
346. You have ever used the word Fun by its DF definition in casual conversation.
Shit.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #250 on: December 17, 2010, 11:12:47 pm »
347. You can correctly pronounce words in !!double exclamation points!! out loud.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #251 on: December 18, 2010, 09:17:12 am »
348. You have the alt codes for "‼" "☼" "☺" and "☻" memorized.

349.  You keep a sheet with a list of the rest next to your computer. "Just in case".
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #252 on: December 18, 2010, 10:21:39 am »
Quote from: Greiger on December 18, 2010, 09:17:12 am
348. You have the alt codes for "‼" "☼" "☺" and "☻" memorized.

Speaking of which, what are they?

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #253 on: December 18, 2010, 10:42:12 am »
‼ alt-19
☼ alt-15
☺ alt-1
☻ alt-2

P.S. hold down alt then hit the numbers on the numpad.  The numbers above querty don't work.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2010, 10:44:30 am by Greiger »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #254 on: December 18, 2010, 12:21:43 pm »
☺      ☻


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