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[PLANKS]

317: When you have 15.2 Gb's of hard drive space assigned to DWARF FORTRESS FOLDER OF AWSOME on your desktop

[Unnoskol]

318: You watch Martha Stewart and wonder why she doesn't have a beard.
319: You believe that the scriptwriters for Gray's Anatomy are dwarves...and wonder why they don't bother using Urist as a first name.
320: You want HGTV to make a home improvement show that features engraving stone walls, mining and making stone blocks.
321: You believe Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother is based on a dwarf. Why else does he keep saying "legen...wait for it...dary"?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

322. Several of your Liberal Crime Squad slogans are DF referances. (I have done this several times.)

[Mystery]

323. You discard your mouse.

[rarborman]

324. You've emailed a friend Dwarffortress.
325. You've disowned your father because he called it "Dwork Forest".
326. Your profession is "clothier" and you prefer to wear blue when you work.

[breadbocks]

327. You wonder why the world's nobles don't just turn off economy in the INIT. It's broken anyways.

[Frosty_Dorf]

159: You go for a four hour break at work, return to work for six seconds, take a seven hour lunch break, return to work for one minute and take a five hour drinking break.

yeah and? I'm not doing much right now, k? It'll pick up later
*goes back on break

[Lekegolo Khanid]

Why would your keyboard be missing the 7?

&

...This is funny cuz I actually am missing the 7 key. A section of the cavern collapsed on my keyboard (a hardcover copy of all three lotr books fell off my shelf onto it).


328: You prefer to consume horse cheese

[Gatleos]

329. ...But only because you can't find purring maggot cheese on the market.
330. You spill fruit punch on the board during a game of scrabble and nearly throw up because it looks like a scene of grotesque slaughter.
331. You think the Curses C++ library is graphically on-par with the Crysis Engine.

233 - You cannot understand why scientists who study underground caves do it without military escort

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101007-lost-crystal-caves-mexico-science-mine-superman-ice-palace/

That's how I'm imagining DF caverns form now on.

Also, almost 1/3 done!

[Mel_Vixen]

332 - If you open a book you realize horrible/beautiful/random scenes before you remember that letters can form words. 

[Ratbert_CP]

333 - You start looking for the bookkeeper settings for the global economy, cause it needs a *lot* more accuracy...

[Tellemurius]

334 - im making a song based on df.

[Mel_Vixen]

335 - you rename "wikipedia" into "Legendsmode" in your head.

[Ratbert_CP]

335 - you rename "wikipedia" into "Legendsmode" in your head.

336 - you realize that Legends mode is more correct and complete than wikipedia.

[Rowanas]

337: You saw the word Tourist today and misread it as "To Urist" without even thinking.