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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #255 on: December 18, 2010, 01:40:08 pm »
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348. You have the alt codes for "‼" "☼" "☺" and "☻" memorized.

Speaking of which, what are they?

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KIRBY DANCE!

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #256 on: December 18, 2010, 02:52:26 pm »
350. Your dream about your current fortress every night.
351. In ASCII.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #257 on: December 18, 2010, 03:15:41 pm »
352. You watch the History channel and, after seeing a documentary on Rome, are inspired to create a full recreation of ancient Rome for your next fort.

353. You wonder why Kari Byron doesn't have a beard

354. ...and that Grant is very dwarfly for an elf.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #258 on: December 18, 2010, 06:10:14 pm »
Quote from: vhappylurker on December 18, 2010, 03:15:41 pm
353. You wonder why Kari Byron doesn't have a beard

354. ...and that Grant is very dwarfly for an elf.

Mythbusters Reference!

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355. You watch LoTR and wonder why the elves aren't on Saron's side.

356. ..... And also why they have weapons and armor above wood.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #259 on: December 18, 2010, 06:15:22 pm »
357: You watch LotR and wonder why Gimli doesn't behead Legolas for his insolence.
358: You also wonder why the Fellowship
wants to destroy such a valuable artifact *+ring+*.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #260 on: December 19, 2010, 12:07:58 am »
359. You Murder kittens for resources
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #261 on: December 19, 2010, 01:05:53 am »
360: You check online home remedies for bruised fat.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #262 on: December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am »
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #263 on: December 19, 2010, 02:20:51 am »
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #264 on: December 19, 2010, 02:24:22 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 19, 2010, 02:20:51 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
363. You gained such a fortune by selling mugs.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #265 on: December 19, 2010, 03:57:54 am »
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Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
363. You gained such a fortune by selling mugs.
364. Said mugs menaced with spikes made from the bones of a dead cat.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #266 on: December 19, 2010, 03:59:01 am »
Quote from: quip on December 19, 2010, 03:57:54 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 02:24:22 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 19, 2010, 02:20:51 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
363. You gained such a fortune by selling mugs.
364. Said mugs menaced with spikes made from the bones of a dead cat.
365. Even after butchering countless cats to improve the mugs, you still have a cat problem.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #267 on: December 19, 2010, 06:28:53 am »
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 03:59:01 am
Quote from: quip on December 19, 2010, 03:57:54 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 02:24:22 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 19, 2010, 02:20:51 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
363. You gained such a fortune by selling mugs.
364. Said mugs menaced with spikes made from the bones of a dead cat.
365. Even after butchering countless cats to improve the mugs, you still have a cat problem.
366. Said butchering was accomplished via a complicated set of machinery. This machinery didn't butcher the cats, but simply launched them down a 100 z-level vertical shaft directly into your butcher shop, causing them to explode on impact.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #268 on: December 19, 2010, 09:51:16 am »
Quote from: Gatleos on December 19, 2010, 06:28:53 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 03:59:01 am
Quote from: quip on December 19, 2010, 03:57:54 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 02:24:22 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 19, 2010, 02:20:51 am
Quote from: Max White on December 19, 2010, 01:57:13 am
361. You watched an episode of 'baywatch' and was disappointed that it wasn't a minute to minute update of Toadys life.
362. You gain vast fortune and donate it all to Toady for the sole purpose of bribing him to buy the Baywatch copyright and create such a show.
363. You gained such a fortune by selling mugs.
364. Said mugs menaced with spikes made from the bones of a dead cat.
365. Even after butchering countless cats to improve the mugs, you still have a cat problem.
366. Said butchering was accomplished via a complicated set of machinery. This machinery didn't butcher the cats, but simply launched them down a 100 z-level vertical shaft directly into your butcher shop, causing them to explode on impact.
367. Said machinery is often interrupted by raccoons, giving cats time to breed, hence the nonstop cat problem.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #269 on: December 19, 2010, 09:53:44 am »
Fake 368: You make a pyrmid out of posts which you get kicked out of the thread
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