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Johnfalcon99977

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Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« on: December 04, 2010, 07:48:42 pm »
To start off, let me clear some things up. By "Play DF too much" I mean so much that you MELD YOUR VERY LIFE AND SOUL WITH IT.

Its basically how a Dwarf fort extremeist lives his life. Let me start you off with a few. (Refences are welcome)

1. You brought Magma.

2. You replaced your normal calendar with the dwarf fortress calender

3. You had surgery to make you shorter.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2011, 03:14:33 pm by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2010, 07:56:44 pm »
4. You have a massive tunnel system beneath your house.
5. You find someone ugly for not being in ASCII.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2010, 08:39:29 pm »
6. You wall yourself out of your house instead of in your house.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2010, 11:32:12 pm by Duelmaster409 »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 08:41:10 pm »
Quote from: Duelmaster409 on December 04, 2010, 08:39:29 pm
6. You wall yourself out of your house instead of in your house.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 08:43:48 pm »
7.You eat dogs.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 08:44:12 pm »
8.   You bought some bamboo in order to make your own "danger room"
9.   You've tried to chop down a tree with a wooden axe.
10. The neighbors won't let you anywhere near their cats any more.
11. You're constantly digging up microline in your back yard.
12. Your walls have masterwork engravings of cheese.
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You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 08:45:33 pm »
 13: You see the world as ASCII characters.
 14: You know there is medication for that.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2010, 08:52:56 pm »
15. You see a hospital and scoff.
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Max White

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 09:01:12 pm »
16. You legally changed your name to Urist.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 09:12:07 pm »
17. You refer to objects in everyday life as stacks. This is a stack of 60 CD. This is a stack of 45 video. This is a stack of 7 ramen.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 09:14:34 pm »
18. When people come to the door asking if you would like to help save the environment, you pull 'The Lever'.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 09:25:32 pm »
19. You need alcohol to get through the working day.
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It isn't a new Dwarf Fortress version until we're made to fear some kind of regular creature.  Carp, Elephants, Unicorns, Badgers, and now Mosquitos.  I've got 5 dorfBucks on the next one being plagues of groundhogs.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 09:27:07 pm »
20: You're in big trouble after undermining the foundations of the local recycling centre.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 09:28:08 pm »
21. You gave your keyboard a name after using Ctrl-Alt-Delete 5 times.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2010, 09:29:17 pm »
22. You only move into a new place if there is a layer of flux stone under it.
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