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[Max White]

I have a cup of tea sitting right next to me, yet to be drunk, and untill that point in time I am not responcible for anything I mis-type.

[Unforgiven]

297. You jump from the second floor of the mall to get to the first floor,  hoping you don't slam into an obstacle, just like in Adventurer Mode.

[quip]

295. You think a 7z level house is unimpressive.

298. You don't see anything wrong with the unit of mesurement(?!) used in sgin 295.

[MC Dirty]

298. You don't see anything wrong with the unit of mesurement(?!) used in sgin 295.

Fix'd.

299. You boycot Santa Claus because he's employing Elves.

[quip]

298. You don't see anything wrong with the unit of mesurement(?!) used in sgin 295.

Fix'd.

299. You boycot Santa Claus because he's employing Elves.

Oops, sorry about the counting error.

[MC Dirty]

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[Fayrik]

300. You hear about places all around the world and wonder what kinds of rocks they have there.

301. You always use the rock's proper geological name to do so.

[optimumtact]

302. Real Estate Agents all over the country have your picture on file next the the words (The crazy guy who wants a house on limestone and near a volcano)

[Gatleos]

303. While you may have a near-professional knowledge of geology, you haven't the faintest idea about the laws of thermodynamics. Even when you're on fire.

EDIT:

292. When somebody recommends you play a game called Rogue, while playing if you think it is a Dwarf Fortress-like.

That's probably the best one I've seen.

[Ranzear]

304. You get excited about Toady adding oil that could be boiled and poured over fortifications onto siegers, but then you remember magma would be way more awesome and practical.

[iceball3]

305. You have the strength to rip an entire drawbridge from the ground, but only when throwing as tantrum.

[Ratbert_CP]

306. You twitch and startle easily when visiting the Natural History Museum.  You know, the one with the elephant skeletons and moose skeletons on display...

[inEQUALITY]

307. You ask your biology teacher how to mod your skin to be adamantine.

308. You tell your priest that you are a dubious follower of Armok.

309. You ask a tailor to make a naked mole rat leather jacket menacing with spikes of goblin bone.

310. You recreated Boatmurdered with Warhammer Fantasy figurines, then caused a tantrum spiral when you realized that Warhammer and Tolkien wasn't inspired by Dwarf Fortress.

311. You argue with a dictionary that Dwarf is actually spelled Dorf.

312. You use the sun sign instead of $ when typing out dollar amounts.

[vhappylurker]

313. You have a whole folder* devoted solely to Dwarf Fortress kept on an external harddrive in the event of computer failure and/or other mishaps.
314. You are willing to put with 9 fps just to reroute a river.
315. ...because there's a masterpiece sock on the river bottom.


*Which inculdes at least 5 seperate versions of the game, several mods, save game back-ups, and Dwarf Therapist.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

316: You are equally concerned with the next update of Deon's Genisis Mod as Toady's official releases.