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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 75002 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #195 on: December 12, 2010, 01:18:06 am »

WOuld anyone be mad at me if after I get free I take my shield and Bash MSH over the head? Or do that with my Crossbow?
I wouldn't. :P

What did I ever do you!? You shall feel the wrath of my halberd at such an action!
Do that, and you risk having everyone else getting angry at you. In case you didn't notice, people aren't all that happy towards you. :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #196 on: December 12, 2010, 01:19:58 am »

What did I ever do you!? You shall feel the wrath of my halberd at such an action!
Do that, and you risk having everyone else getting angry at you. In case you didn't notice, people aren't all that happy towards you. :P
This is treason! Treason, I say!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #197 on: December 12, 2010, 01:36:19 am »

WOuld anyone be mad at me if after I get free I take my shield and Bash MSH over the head? Or do that with my Crossbow?
If you're gonna kill him, you'd damn well better do something with the carcass. If I find out you're murdering comrades without so much as wearing their skin as a cloak, there'll be hell to pay.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #198 on: December 12, 2010, 09:14:45 am »

Yay! Party infighting with characters who aren't even introduced yet! Yes!

I just like the reactions, I want to see how high up THE LIST before even being introduced.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #199 on: December 12, 2010, 03:07:59 pm »

WOuld anyone be mad at me if after I get free I take my shield and Bash MSH over the head? Or do that with my Crossbow?
What did I ever do you!? You shall feel the wrath of my halberd at such an action!
Crossbow at rage>Halberd
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #200 on: December 12, 2010, 03:12:14 pm »

WOuld anyone be mad at me if after I get free I take my shield and Bash MSH over the head? Or do that with my Crossbow?
What did I ever do you!? You shall feel the wrath of my halberd at such an action!
Crossbow at rage>Halberd
One would assume we're chained to the same wall.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #201 on: December 12, 2010, 03:47:36 pm »

I am suddenly struck by the comedy innate in two chained captives attempting to kill each other for no particular reason.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #202 on: December 12, 2010, 03:49:50 pm »

This thread has so many sig worth posts. Hurry up and have some MAD so I can has play!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #203 on: December 12, 2010, 03:50:38 pm »

I am suddenly struck by the comedy innate in two chained captives attempting to kill each other for no particular reason.
Exactly. On that subject, can I throw my blood at HighEndNoob before being freed?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #204 on: December 12, 2010, 06:48:43 pm »

kilakan:
You laugh at the giant tower of pure muscle in front of you [5] as you stab it with your spear, [3+1-1] causing even more bright blue blood to spill onto the floor.
The troll doesn't seem to even feel it, and [6-2-1] catches the right side of your body with its broken hand, [3+2-2-1-1] causing you to drop your spear.

Kilikan has no weapon.
Krath:
While the troll is distracted by Kilikan, you lunge at its huge legs, [5+1-1] [1+1-2] but in your weaken state you cannot pierce the thick skin!
SeriousConcentrate:
[1+1-1-1] You attack the troll, but without two eyes you cannot tell where it is with enough accuracy to connect!
[2+1+1-1] You can, however, see with enough accuracy to avoid the worst of  its blow, and [6+2-2-1-1] only most of your internal organs become paste!

Gottric has moderate bleeding, -1 to attack. Gottric is no longer stunned.
KaguroDraven:
You search around for some cloth, [3] and find a few meager scraps.
Wrapping your wounds, you notice the massive bruising, which you can do nothing about.

Rikishak has staunched some of the bleeding, -2 attack has dropped to -1 attack.
Tarran:
Your fit of rage has driven you to attack something! You see the troll, but it seems too obvious a target, so you dash out into the hallway!
Heading down the corridor to the north, you come across [1] absolutely nothing! You start to head back, [2] but the winding, near-pitch-black hallways confound you.

Tarran has become lost in the citadel, and is no longer enraged.

The troll faces the weaponless Kilakan, and with a mighty blow from its weakened hand, [6+2-2-1] [1-1-1] pins her to the ground!

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Trolls are Hard to Kill, and Tarran Gets Lost
« Reply #205 on: December 12, 2010, 07:01:51 pm »

I have a feeling the RNG has been wanting me dead since my first wall-fail. Seriously, my luck has been nothing but crap(with a few exceptions) for a while.

Get back to my friends.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Trolls are Hard to Kill, and Tarran Gets Lost
« Reply #206 on: December 12, 2010, 09:22:44 pm »

Scavenge armor from the goblin if it can be used.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Trolls are Hard to Kill, and Tarran Gets Lost
« Reply #207 on: December 12, 2010, 09:34:19 pm »

Scavenge armor from the goblin if it can be used.
You are a kobold, you use small armor, the same as a dwarf.
Goblins use narrow armor, the same as elves.
Humans use large armor, nobody else uses large armor.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Trolls are Hard to Kill, and Tarran Gets Lost
« Reply #208 on: December 12, 2010, 09:35:45 pm »

Attempt to enter the fabled MARTIAL TRANCE.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Trolls are Hard to Kill, and Tarran Gets Lost
« Reply #209 on: December 13, 2010, 12:38:59 am »

Fight on! I may be injured but I'm not giving up yet. And I have to save the elf since the kobold's too small to do it and the dwarf is probably too drunk.

Just messing about with ya, Kaguro, Krath.
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