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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 74996 times)

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #165 on: December 11, 2010, 03:57:45 pm »

All three of them must die. Horribly. And slowly. And painfully. And in front of the entire world. And in front of the gods. And while everyone is laughing at them.
This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me.  :D
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #166 on: December 11, 2010, 03:59:09 pm »

This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me.  :D
I'll be sure to make yours the most painful.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #167 on: December 11, 2010, 04:21:46 pm »

let me I've got -1 to damage, so it'll take me even longer to kill him.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #168 on: December 11, 2010, 04:26:32 pm »

You know, there's still a troll. It didn't magically become not able of killing you.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #169 on: December 11, 2010, 04:32:14 pm »

You know, there's still a troll. It didn't magically become not able of killing you.
Yeah, but it seems to be having my kind of bad luck, so I'm not so worried.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #170 on: December 11, 2010, 04:35:09 pm »

This is, of course, assuming that you actually manage to hit me.  :D
I'll be sure to make yours the most painful.
Careful, he's chained up. You know what happens when your enemies don't dodge around for you.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #171 on: December 11, 2010, 04:35:55 pm »

Can I join the waiting list?

If so:

Race:Kobold
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #172 on: December 11, 2010, 06:57:39 pm »

I sure am slow to the punch.

With a mighty dwarven battle roar, I PAWNCH the Troll in the kneecap with all my might.

Wait...wait...wait...Awesome as would be, a punch won't hurt a Troll.

Retrieve my axe and THEN attack the Troll's kneecaps!
« Last Edit: December 11, 2010, 07:01:04 pm by Krath »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Vomits, Goblin Dies
« Reply #173 on: December 11, 2010, 09:04:34 pm »

kilakan:
[4] You stab into the troll's [2+1-1] chest, aiming for the heart, but the attack only penetrates a few inches.
[5] The troll [3-2] tries stepping on you, but you flip out of the way!

KaguroDraven:
You find Tarran's inability to hit anything hilarious, and let loose a merry kobold-chuckle.
[3] Unfortunately, this draws the troll's ire, and it [3] [6+2+1-2-1-1] kicks you right in the everything (Trolls have big feet)!
[2] Your ribs have been shattered, and your armor is now useless!

Rikishak has no armor, and is bleeding heavily (-2 to attack).
Tarran:
Riki's mockery drives you over the edge, and you attack the first thing in sight, [2] which is the area around one of the human prisoners.
Again and again, your forceful blows crush the hated air, until you calm down. Actually, you don't really calm down, because you realize you never hit anything!

Tarran is enraged at all foes, and will attack with a +3 to attack.
SeriousConcentrate:
Still pumped up from your defeat of the goblin, you [6+1] strike the troll in the dead center of its [6+1-1] upper chest, crushing one of its lungs to jelly!
[5] The troll, recovering from it's stomach defilement, [6+1] [1+2+1-2-1] slaps your across your upper body!
This doesn't do much damage, but you're pretty off-balance.

Troll is no longer sick, Gottric is stunned.
Krath:
Sprinting to the center of the room, you tug on your axe. [3+1] As it comes free, you spin to face the troll.
Seeing it manhandle (Trollhandle?) your comrade, you leap into battle, trying to bring you axe down on its meaty legs!
[5+1-1] [3+1] Your axe cuts down to the bone, and as you yank it out, a tiny bloodfall starts gushing.

Troll has critical bloodloss, -1 to hit,-1 to attack, and it will bleed out in three turns.

[6-1] The troll lifts its mangled leg, [6+2-2-1] and thrusts down, crushing Urist's lower body and pinning him!
Urist has heavy blood loss, -2 to attack.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #174 on: December 11, 2010, 09:08:27 pm »

Laugh at pathetic troll, then stab my spear back into the same cut I just made, driving the spear even deeper, repeatedly stabbing my way to it's heart.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #175 on: December 11, 2010, 09:17:33 pm »

Hack that troll's foot off with my axe! No foot can contain the might of Urist.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #176 on: December 11, 2010, 09:19:25 pm »

MUHAHAHAHAH! I shall drive you all to RAEG quit and let me get in faster! MUHAHAHAAHHA!


Or just, you know, drive you to kill one another safe in the knowledge(?) that every adventuer fallen is another step closer to getting to annoy the survivors in character. Gosh, I'm so evil!  :D
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #177 on: December 11, 2010, 09:21:05 pm »

Laugh at pathetic troll, then stab my spear back into the same cut I just made, driving the spear even deeper, repeatedly stabbing my way to it's heart.

You should slice it open, Then get inside the wound and start EATING IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #178 on: December 11, 2010, 09:22:06 pm »

Just as planned.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: You Guys Must be Swimming in Blood, Seriously
« Reply #179 on: December 11, 2010, 09:29:40 pm »

Just as planned.

If I survive bleeding out, I will break every limb in your body right down to the fingers.
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