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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763111 times)

BFEL

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6945 on: May 09, 2014, 12:53:57 am »

I know that it is possible to embark as hymans by changing the raws

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6946 on: May 09, 2014, 07:47:35 am »

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD FIGHT ZOMBIES OR BASILISKS BY MAKING POKEMON CRY NOW?!?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6947 on: May 09, 2014, 08:03:21 am »

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD FIGHT ZOMBIES OR BASILISKS BY MAKING POKEMON CRY NOW?!?
I was literally coming in here to post that. You beat me to it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6948 on: May 09, 2014, 12:39:35 pm »

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6949 on: May 09, 2014, 12:42:52 pm »

...do you hear that?
It's the sound of my eyes rolling out the door. They're far gone now, down the stairs, out into the street. Only slightly audible as they bounce along the uneven surface of the road.
In hindsight that was far too purple. Why can't I ever write something that is how I want it to read?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6950 on: May 09, 2014, 02:14:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6951 on: May 09, 2014, 08:38:26 pm »

And tits and giant space bugs, because fuck yes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6952 on: May 09, 2014, 11:43:52 pm »

[...] met another lady-spider that left me feeling more motivated to become an egg-bearing, humanity-stealing servant of chaos than I've ever felt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6953 on: May 10, 2014, 08:48:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6954 on: May 10, 2014, 10:48:11 am »

Oh, and that one elf that carried a planet around on his forehead.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6955 on: May 10, 2014, 12:06:24 pm »

A better metafor would be someone constantly walking around with shit in their pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6958 on: May 11, 2014, 05:18:56 am »

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12:17   <Miauw>: I remember thinking that I would normally add it to the gang
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6959 on: May 11, 2014, 04:38:38 pm »

Just OOC everything and call it a day.
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