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[TD1]

Stop being so powerist.

Black Power is a suitable alternative.

[MonkeyHead]

No no, gay sex is an energy source. You'd need at least two people.

Gay fusion will never leave the experimental stage.

For ethical reasons. It needs to be perpetual motion.

So, since perpetual motion is impossible, does that mean gay sex is impossible?  Or that since gay sex is possible, that perpetual motion is possible?

Perpetual sex contravenes the 2nd law of thermodynamics, unless some kind of tag team system is in play.

[nenjin]

So I was in Thanos (a local restaurant) and they kept showing those two gay football players sharing a nice kiss.
So cue every fucking ignorant hick at the counter saying "ewww" in unison and all conversation in the place turning to how being gay is wrong and how they should keep that off tv and "that's why theres so much violence in the world"

No, fucking hillbilly douchebag, there is "so much violence in the world" because people can't just accept each other and have to be dickheads like all of you.

How Orwellian. "You being in love is the reason there's so much murder." Maybe in their mind it's some sort of twisted, super gay, ultra-violent version of Romeo and Juliet.

[TD1]

Well, if you believe in Augustine's Theodicy, sin is seminally present, sooooo....

[Mr. Strange]

Note to future self: next time you don't want something to happen, stick to avoiding it.

This is a good idea and you should stick to it.

[GiglameshDespair]

* LordSlowpoke connects Descan to a complicated system of crankshafts

Spoiler: The control panel (click to show/hide)

That's a guitar pedal (or something like that) apparently.

[nenjin]

Damn, alternative thread title brazenly staring back at me from that pic.

[Helgoland]

"that's why theres so much violence in the world"

Didn't you know? Gay kisses are a WMD. You don't even want to know what happens when you let them have sex or get married. Or, heaven forbid, both.

What happens is clean energy for everyone

If gay is an energy source, I know a guy who could power a small country by himself.

No no, gay sex is an energy source. You'd need at least two people.

What about gay masturbation?

[LordSlowpoke]

one: we should probably start dropping this

two: isn't all masturbation gay masturbation

[TD1]

One: That was a good start.

Two: That only fed the beast.

[nenjin]

To the......Gay Stream of Consciousness Humor thread with you?

[LordSlowpoke]

so whatever happened to the oil gulf?

i assume they went and cleaned up the spill or the oil is still flowing and making everything a giant fucking mess

fucking platforms man

[Loud Whispers]

Just OOC everything and call it a day.

[10ebbor10]

so whatever happened to the oil gulf?

i assume they went and cleaned up the spill or the oil is still flowing and making everything a giant fucking mess

fucking platforms man

The well was officially shut down last September, through the digging of a relief well, installation of a new blowout preventer and slapping some cement on it.

Effects will, of course, take the better part of the century to resolve themselves.

[TD1]

I'm...not sure if this is some elaborate innuendo, or if something to do with oil happened that I don't know of.

I think it's the latter...but, knowing Bay12, it could be the former...