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[Evilsx]

...Hardened as we are by the kitchenbot hordes.

[Twi]

However, unless you're Descan, first appearances are never everything

[Descan]

o.o?

[Yoink]

Someone's trying to steal my workplace, one truckload at a time.

Try to urinate a path through the fire.

I'll go with community spirit and a love of giving instead of someone wrapping themselves in cold flesh to while away the lonely hours.

[Iceblaster]

3:06 AM - KingOfStarrySkies: ROBO-SPERM?
3:07 AM - KingOfStarrySkies: HOLY
3:07 AM - KingOfStarrySkies: SHIT

[darkpaladin109]

21:13   <BMM42>: I'M A DRAGON
21:13   <BMM42>: AND I'M A DICK

[Redzephyr01]

There are many White Dutch Professional Women like MYSELF & many others either DATING or MARRIED to Mexican or Hispanic Men in America where there are Half-White/Half-Mexican children that American Society & the American Media wants to IGNORE!!! As a SEX RADICAL White Dutch Woman, the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America ABANDON their MODESTY of a PRIVILEGED & SHELTERED UPBRINGING by venturing out to America's Mexican or Hispanic BARRIOS by paying TRIBUTE to the GANGSTERS & BAD BOYS of the LOWRIDER Underground Street Culture by PROMOTION & LEGITIMACY by which the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America wear RAUNCHY STREET WALKER ATTIRE that is EXPLICIT & PROVOCATIVE reflecting the Fashion Styles of Mexican or Hispanic Women of America's Mexican or Hispanic BARRIOS where the RAP or HIP-HOP Music Culture & Fashion Narrative is the THEME of the Global URBAN SUBCULTURE ENVIRONMENT of the 21st Century!!! As a White Dutch Woman Sports Illustrated Fashion Model with a Dangerous-Looking Mexican CHOLO GANGSTER Boyfriend with a Shaved Head & Tattoos from Los Angeles California USA, the White Women of the United Kingdom, Europe & America in 3-inch & above Black High-Heel Shoes with Black Stockings with Suspenders or Black Fishnet Panty-Hose with Suspenders ATTACHED to a Mini-Skirt & Tank-Top or Shorts & Lingerie should POSE or MODEL with Dangerous-Looking Mexican CHOLO GANGSTERS with a Shaved Head & Tattoos along with their LOWRIDER cars that bounces UP & DOWN with LOWRIDER Magazine of Los Angeles California USA or STREETLOW Magazine of San Jose California USA!!!

[hops]

Damn. I'm not normally into inanimate objects, but that is one sexy shovel.

[Graknorke]

Didn't he do AIDS

[Yoink]

He might as well have gone into battle wielding his pork sword

[Arx]

Great. Here, catch these flaming chainsaws and this rabid badger.

[Graknorke]

I remember being put on trial and getting away free because the judge was a space ninja.

Now I have to tell the story of my Attempted Rape trial. Get ready!

[IronTomato]

*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧＼(^o^)／*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧ Get fucked! *:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧＼(^o^)/*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

[Furtuka]

Look tearing yourself a second asshole with a broomhandle is still a form of masturbation, just one that leads to infections and eventual amputation of the body from the waist down!

[Yoink]

robotron meets zelda mixed with mommy issues and copious religious iconography

I'll probably stop once I make enough schoolgirls to conquer China.