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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709654 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6915 on: May 01, 2014, 02:15:00 am »

please do not use magical artifacts for the purposes of sexual harassment
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6917 on: May 01, 2014, 10:00:32 pm »

Like, an actual living bat, studded with metal spikes and doped up on a combination of PCP and rage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6918 on: May 02, 2014, 01:14:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6919 on: May 02, 2014, 06:50:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6920 on: May 02, 2014, 07:13:20 pm »

Sorry for offtopic, I'll go find ways to kill myself right away.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6921 on: May 03, 2014, 10:18:16 am »

Instead spent like 10-15 minutes watching what was either a lizard mating ritual or attempt at rape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6922 on: May 03, 2014, 11:40:48 am »

We don't need to kill the postmodern architects they said, they aren't collaborating with forbidden beings they said...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6923 on: May 03, 2014, 11:41:35 am »

Also you'll be a lizard porn director, but that's a necessary sacrifice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6924 on: May 03, 2014, 12:55:37 pm »

Expunged for not working >:(
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6925 on: May 03, 2014, 12:58:12 pm »

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Or just width to make it auto-proportionalise it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6926 on: May 03, 2014, 01:01:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6927 on: May 03, 2014, 06:44:09 pm »

No.. not the clowns.. They have tentacles. ;_;
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6928 on: May 04, 2014, 01:55:41 pm »

Kill all the homeless, of course.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6929 on: May 04, 2014, 02:11:58 pm »

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