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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3690 on: October 01, 2012, 07:36:09 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 30, 2012, 11:30:04 pm
Wrexxy-poo, what would happen if a vampy-vamp bit you in your widdle fuzzy neck~?

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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2012, 08:30:18 pm
Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3691 on: October 01, 2012, 07:42:04 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 01, 2012, 07:31:00 pm
* kaijyuu hugs

* ashton hugs back

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[02/10/2012 00:29:17] I LOVE STABBING DRAGONS TO DEATH
[02/10/2012 00:29:23] THEY ARE SKYRIM COMMUNISTS
[02/10/2012 00:37:03] I'm bored.
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Quote from: Kamin on August 18, 2012, 08:38:00 pm
Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 17, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
That is brilliant.
Quote from: Kamin on August 17, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 10:50:08 am
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3692 on: October 01, 2012, 10:17:13 pm »
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11:14 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: no more painstakingly hammering a whole square foot of steak
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11:12 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: enter the future, don't use a hammer to tenderize your steak
11:12 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: use a whip
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3693 on: October 02, 2012, 01:08:14 am »
Quote from: Fenrir on October 01, 2012, 12:13:42 pm
I was mostly letting it go, as I do not really care about Jesus nuts, but he is saying this.

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It is fallacious, as well-designed things are those things that rarely fail, like Jesus nuts, but that is what he seems to be saying.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 01, 2012, 12:45:36 pm
You all are seriously overthinking this. It was just a statement about the danger of a Jesus Nut
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3694 on: October 02, 2012, 01:46:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3695 on: October 02, 2012, 03:12:43 am »
Quote from: Corai on October 02, 2012, 12:25:20 am
CHRISTMAS was going on, and my gifts were bullets. Their gift to me was their screams.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3696 on: October 02, 2012, 12:19:43 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3697 on: October 02, 2012, 12:44:29 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 02, 2012, 12:37:27 pm
Maybe once you physically merge into one being.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3698 on: October 02, 2012, 05:06:31 pm »
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You quickly turn around, touch yourself inappropriately, and feel much better.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3699 on: October 02, 2012, 05:27:37 pm »
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You fucking maggots with your swag and your yolo
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3700 on: October 03, 2012, 12:14:00 am »
Quote from: applesauce machine on October 03, 2012, 12:08:01 am
[08:49:19] CRL: for now, prevention of death by tripping on snake.
Not my quote; ignore the applesauce.
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3701 on: October 03, 2012, 03:01:01 am »
Quote from: Japa on October 03, 2012, 02:26:13 am
On the one hand, she's annoying and I don't like her much.

On the other, boobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3702 on: October 03, 2012, 03:12:46 am »
Quote from: Corai on September 29, 2012, 10:30:57 pm
MOTHER EARTH, PREPARE TO HAVE EARTH-PICK BABIES.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3703 on: October 03, 2012, 11:17:06 am »
Quote from: Yoink on October 03, 2012, 10:54:55 am
Vending machines can't swim very well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3704 on: October 03, 2012, 11:45:15 am »
Quote from: nenjin on October 03, 2012, 11:44:40 am
It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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