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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762657 times)

Wrex

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3690 on: October 01, 2012, 07:36:09 pm »

Wrexxy-poo, what would happen if a vampy-vamp bit you in your widdle fuzzy neck~?

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Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3691 on: October 01, 2012, 07:42:04 pm »

* kaijyuu hugs

* ashton hugs back

Quote from: Laur
[02/10/2012 00:29:17] I LOVE STABBING DRAGONS TO DEATH
[02/10/2012 00:29:23] THEY ARE SKYRIM COMMUNISTS
[02/10/2012 00:37:03] I'm bored.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2012, 07:49:24 pm by ashton1993 »
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3692 on: October 01, 2012, 10:17:13 pm »

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11:14 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: no more painstakingly hammering a whole square foot of steak
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11:12 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: enter the future, don't use a hammer to tenderize your steak
11:12 PM - Weaponized Knowledge: use a whip
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3693 on: October 02, 2012, 01:08:14 am »

I was mostly letting it go, as I do not really care about Jesus nuts, but he is saying this.

...

It is fallacious, as well-designed things are those things that rarely fail, like Jesus nuts, but that is what he seems to be saying.

You all are seriously overthinking this. It was just a statement about the danger of a Jesus Nut
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 01:10:15 am by SalmonGod »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3694 on: October 02, 2012, 01:46:57 am »

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Kamin

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3695 on: October 02, 2012, 03:12:43 am »

CHRISTMAS was going on, and my gifts were bullets. Their gift to me was their screams.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3696 on: October 02, 2012, 12:19:43 pm »

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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3697 on: October 02, 2012, 12:44:29 pm »

Maybe once you physically merge into one being.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3698 on: October 02, 2012, 05:06:31 pm »

Quote from: Kawa
You quickly turn around, touch yourself inappropriately, and feel much better.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3699 on: October 02, 2012, 05:27:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3700 on: October 03, 2012, 12:14:00 am »

[08:49:19] CRL: for now, prevention of death by tripping on snake.
Not my quote; ignore the applesauce.
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Kamin

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3701 on: October 03, 2012, 03:01:01 am »

On the one hand, she's annoying and I don't like her much.

On the other, boobs.

Urist McPenguinhead

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3702 on: October 03, 2012, 03:12:46 am »

MOTHER EARTH, PREPARE TO HAVE EARTH-PICK BABIES.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3703 on: October 03, 2012, 11:17:06 am »

Vending machines can't swim very well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3704 on: October 03, 2012, 11:45:15 am »

It's good. Just not "mouth full of pee and disinfectant" good.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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