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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

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Spoiler: The part you've all been waiting for (~no time for) (click to show/hide)

[08:43:28] CKM: Let me just update my spreadsheet.
[08:43:33] CCR: ...
[08:43:36] CRL: ...
[08:43:37] CCT: Wa!t what
[08:43:38] CTB: ...
[08:43:59] CSS: uh
[08:44:05] CTE: [wha+ are we +alking abou+]
[08:44:09] CTE: [why did everyone jus+ suddenly ge+ awkward]
[08:44:13] CCT: What happened
[08:44:19] CCR: nOthInG aPParEnTlY.
[08:44:26] CAL: I KIND OF MISSED SOMETHING.
[08:44:26] CKM: Would showing it to everyone break the silence?
[08:44:34] CAL: MIMI HAS A SPREADSHEET OF SOME KIND
[08:44:34] CCR: sUrE.
[08:44:40] CRL: but we aren't supposed to see it
[08:44:45] CAL: APPARENTLY SHOWING IT TO PEOPLE WOULD DO SOMETHING?
[08:44:48] CRL: didn't you say that would break the universe?
[08:44:49] CAL: SO I WANT TO SEE IT.
[08:44:53] CTB: she was be|ng facet|ous
[08:44:56] CAL: RIGHT THAT.
[08:44:56] CCT: I don't th!nk she meant that
[08:44:57] CKM: No, but it would at least break your minds.
[08:44:59] CAL: STILL WANNA SEE IT.
[08:45:00] CCR: tHeN juSt ShoW mE.
[08:45:04] CCT: Nor there e!ther
[08:45:04] CKM: So I won't show you the full version.
[08:45:11] CTE: [my mind is already borke, I wanna see ]
[08:45:13] CKM:  http://i.imgur.com/CpnEw.png
[08:45:23] CCT: WH--
[08:45:25] CCT: WHAT IS
[08:45:25] CCT: NO
[08:45:30] CKM: OH SHIT
[08:45:33] CCT: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
[08:45:36] CRL: what is this even
[08:45:39] CCR: ...WhAt iS ThiS...
[08:45:40] CAL: *Alex turns red*
[08:45:46] CAL: UH...
[08:45:46] CTE: [why are all +hese people dressed like +ha+]
[08:45:47] CKM: I forgot I wasn't supposed to have the Emily section on the Public Spreadsheet.
[08:45:48] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  turns redder --
[08:45:52] CTE: [why does +ha+ one man have poin+y ears]
[08:46:08] CTE: [...I dun ge+ i+]
[08:46:09] CCR: ...i dIdN'T knOw yOu liKeD mE...
[08:46:14] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  snatches the spreadsheet --
[08:46:16] CKM: AW SHIT
[08:46:17] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  turns crimson --
[08:46:18] CCT: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
[08:46:21] CRL: ...the FUCK
[08:46:22] CRL: is this
[08:46:26] -- CURRENT crazyRonin [CCR]  turns red. --
[08:46:31] CRL: I thought I explicity said we don't have time for this sort of bullshit
[08:46:32] CKM: But I don't really.
[08:46:42] CAL: THIS IS... WRONG IN A FEW PLACES.
[08:46:43] CCR: I'm coNfUsEd...
[08:46:49] CKM: This is just a spreadsheet of all theoretical possible ships.
[08:47:02] CTE: [....I don'+ see any ba++lecruisers or any+hing....]
[08:47:02] CCT: BUT--
[08:47:05] CCT: WHY WOULD YOU--
[08:47:07] CCC: you idiot she is talking about romance
[08:47:10] CKM: I think you are all screwups. But I actually would let Alex pay for my dinner.
[08:47:11] -- CURRENT testingBeta [CTB]  gawks --
[08:47:23] CTE: [Wha+, you mean like - ]
[08:47:23] CTE: [oh.]
[08:47:24] CCT: NOPE
[08:47:24] CTE: [OH.]
[08:47:29] CTE: [+his is gross +hen]
[08:47:31] CTE: [ew ge+ i+ away]
[08:47:33] CAL: UH.
[08:47:35] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  snickers --
[08:47:37] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  grads the spreadsheet again and balls it up tightly in her fists --
[08:47:49] CSS: i'm not sure what to make of this
[08:47:58] CCT: OH WELL
[08:47:58] CKM: This may be the largest awkward moment I've ever created. I'm so proud of myself.
[08:48:01] CCT: IT'S GONE NOW
[08:48:09] CCT: C'MON LET'S KEEP GOING
[08:48:11] CTB: so | was r|ght then
[08:48:11] CCR: ...LeTs jUSt kEeP wAlkiNg.
[08:48:12] CKM: HEY WHAT DID YOU-
[08:48:15] CTB: and Em|ly |s totally |nto that
[08:48:17] CKM: I wanted to keep that want!
[08:48:18] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  rushes off ahead of the group --
[08:48:19] CAL: I WISH WE WERE THERE.
[08:48:23] CTB: hehehehehe
[08:48:25] CCT: SHUT UP ASSHOLE
[08:48:30] CTB: Well done there, Seer.
[08:48:38] CKM: Thank you.
[08:48:43] CRL: Well fucking done indeed.
[08:48:49] CAL: UM. SHOULD SOMEONE GO AFTER HER? WE DON'T WANT ANYONE GETTING LOST.
[08:48:50] CRL: I'm going to go keep her from tripping on a snake.
[08:49:03] CRL: Mimi can see which general direction to go, and I've got a map
[08:49:06] CCR: weLl... At lEaSt wE'rE goInG to gEt ThERe faStEr.
[08:49:10] CRL: Mimi, I will talk to you about that shit later
[08:49:17] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  hurls a snake behind her, missing the group by several feet --
[08:49:19] CRL: for now, prevention of death by tripping on snake.
[08:49:19] CKM: Sounds good.
[08:49:23] CRL: aw geez cmon
[08:49:25] CRL: those are fragile
[08:49:30] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  pursues --
[08:49:41] -- CURRENT crazyRonin [CCR]  chases after. --
[08:49:41] -- CURRENT testingBeta [CTB]  snickers --
[08:49:42] CAL: ...
[08:50:12] CTB: aw man you guys really need a heart player
[08:50:15] CTB: th|s |s just too funny
[08:50:20] CAL: WHAT?
[08:50:24] CAL: HEART PLAYER?
[08:50:27] CKM: I'm filling in for the heart player. I think I'm doing pretty well.
[08:50:28] CAL: HUH?
[08:50:28] CTB: a heart player
[08:50:30] CSS: is that like the guy from captain planet
[08:50:34] CSS: the useless one
[08:50:37] CTB: spec|al|zes |n sort|ng out relat|onsh|p |ssues
[08:50:40] CAL: OH.
[08:50:51] CTB: KM, you are a terr|bad heart player
[08:50:53] CAL: ARE WE THAT BAD?
[08:50:57] CKM: No I am not, I am the best.
[08:51:05] CTB: well judg|ng by how red you all got
[08:51:07] CTB: yes you are all that bad
[08:51:16] CTB: because don't you know
[08:51:23] CAL: KNOW WHAT?
[08:51:24] CTB: people only ever get offended by that sort of th|ng |f |t's accurate
[08:51:28] CKM: Now that my headcanon for everyone is in the clear, we can proceed to stage two of awkward teenage romance.
[08:51:34] CTB: otherw|se |t's just "ha ha |'d never do that"
[08:51:36] CKM: Which is not looking at each other.
[08:51:42] CAL: BUT ME AND DANIELLE ARE JUST FRIENDS.
[08:51:57] CTB: well | d|dn't say |t was /\LL accurate.
[08:52:03] CSS: well that shouldn't be too hard mimi
[08:52:06] CAL: IT'S WEIRD THAT ANYONE WOULD THINK WE'D BE LIKE THAT.
[08:52:28] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  stares intently at Mimi --
[08:52:29] CTE: [why +he hell would you make +ha+]
[08:52:36] CTE: [i+ is vile in +he mos+ awful of ways]
[08:52:37] CTE: [why]
[08:52:40] CKM: Okay this is actually a more embarrassing secret but
[08:52:50] CAL: ...IT ISN'T VILE SO MUCH, BUT YEAH, WHY?
[08:53:01] CKM: Before I joined the group and one of the reasons I don't really have any other friends
[08:53:12] CKM: Is that I was a big-time fanfic writer.
[08:53:18] CTE: [a wa+.]
[08:53:20] CAL: FANFIC?
[08:53:38] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  continue chuckling --
[08:53:51] CAL: WHAT'S FANFIC?
[08:54:00] CKM: Well you know Twiilight?
[08:54:08] CAL: NO.
[08:54:16] CTB: ...how do you not know what fanf|c |s
[08:54:23] CTB: have you even BEEN on the |nternet
[08:54:28] CKM: It's like Edward and Jacob and Bella, right? What if someone did the algebra to figure out the number of possible relationships between them.
[08:54:32] CKM: And then wrote stories about it.
[08:54:34] CAL: IN A LIMITED CAPACITY YES.
[08:54:45] CAL: I THINK I GET IT?
[08:54:48] CKM: Also other things. But mostly Twilight.
[08:54:57] CAL: WHAT IS TWILIGHT?
[08:55:07] CTE: [so you no+ only pair o+her people, bu+ you wri+e ou+ possible scenarios]
[08:55:14] CSS: is that the one with the 24 kids who kill each other?
[08:55:20] CTE: [+ha+'s... really really reprehensible]
[08:55:28] CKM: Yes. The reason you can't see the full spreadsheet is because there's fanfic on the back.
[08:55:31] CTE: [and disgus+ing]
[08:55:42] CTE: [I'm going +o s+ay +he hell away from you now]
[08:55:45] CKM: I have nothing else to do with my free time okay.
[08:55:48] CTE: [before some of i+ ca+ches]
[08:55:51] CKM: Also, rad.
[08:55:58] CCC: hey that is my word
[08:56:03] CAL: IS IT LIKE STORIES WHERE ARAGORN FALLS IN LOVE WITH EOWYN INSTEAD OF ARWEN?
[08:56:11] CCC: and it looks like you two need an interspecies ambassador
[08:56:21] CKM: Yes.
[08:56:25] CAL: OH.
[08:56:28] CCC: basically on our planet everyone who writes that sort of thing about nonfictional characters
[08:56:32] CAL: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND NOW.
[08:56:32] CCC: turns out to be a rapist
[08:56:41] CCC: its a correlation that weve just sort of developed
[08:56:50] CAL: WHAT IS A RAPIST?
[08:57:00] CAL: IS IT SOME KIND OF CRIMINAL?
[08:57:09] CTB: ...
[08:57:11] CTB: Hey /\lex.
[08:57:16] CAL: YEAH?
[08:57:19] CTB: | know of a really great s|te where they can answer that.
[08:57:28] CKM: No, TB, he's too young.
[08:57:29] CAL: WHERE?
[08:57:34] CTB: Just go to google and type |n 4chan.
[08:57:37] CAL: TOO YOUNG FOR WHAT?
[08:57:44] CAL: 4 CHAN?
[08:57:50] CTB: Shh m|m| you'll ru|n |t
[08:57:50] CAL: UH, OKAY.
[08:57:51] CKM: Just let me show him my Jakeward fics instead.
[08:57:57] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  returns --
[08:58:00] CRL: shit I lost him.
[08:58:02] CRL: her.
[08:58:04] CRL: both of them.
[08:58:13] CRL: they are really fast bastards
[08:58:14] -- CURRENT crazyRonin [CCR]  also returns --
[08:58:24] CAL: WOULDN'T I HAVE TO READ TWILIGHT SO I KNOW THE CHARACTERS TO ENJOY THE STORIES?
[08:58:25] CRL: or I'm jsut slow
[08:58:33] CRL: wait what.
[08:58:36] CRL: twilight?
[08:58:40] CKM: No, it's better if you don't because then it's the epitoment of fanfic.
[08:58:43] CCR: wHat StoRiEs?
[08:58:48] CCR: FAnfiC?
[08:58:58] CRL: the hell are we talking about twilight for?
[08:58:59] CCT: (...I cant hear anyone)
[08:59:06] CCT: (Hrm)
[08:59:07] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  hides behind a tree, waiting for the others to catch up --
[08:59:13] CCC: basically, something something something TE thinks Mimi's a rapist.
[08:59:23] CAL: WHAT IS A RAPIST?
[08:59:25] CSS: we got into this discussion about twilight, and now i think we have dug ourselves in for the long haul
[08:59:29] CTB: Go ask 4chan
[08:59:30] CKM: I am not a rapist. That is not even possible.
[08:59:30] CCR: ThaT's coNcErnInG...
[08:59:32] CAL: NO ONE ACTUALLY ANSWERED.
[08:59:35] CRL: No, you are not sending my best bro to 4chan.
[08:59:40] CAL: I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER ON ME.
[08:59:43] CRL: That's disgusting.
[08:59:49] CAL: SHOULD I NOT GO TO 4 CHAN?
[08:59:56] CKM: Don't go.
[08:59:58] CKM: To 4chan.
[09:00:06] CTB: no they are ly|ng
[09:00:11] CTB: trust me bro 4chan |s the best
[09:00:14] CCR: nO... iF pEople ArE sAyiNG iT's DiSguStInG I wOUlDn'T gO.
[09:00:19] CTB: your computer d|spenses free loll|pops
[09:00:22] CRL: he's lying
[09:00:29] CKM: It does.
[09:00:29] CRL: it's just a bunch of dicks
[09:00:30] CAL: I DUNNO, DANIELLE SAID I SHOULDN'T GO.
[09:00:31] CRL: literally
[09:00:35] CRL: all of 4chan is dicks
[09:00:41] CCR: ...
[09:00:42] CKM: But there's scantily clad ladies licking the lollipops.
[09:00:51] CKM: You don't want that, do you Alex?
[09:00:51] CRL: I got shown 4chan as an example of psychological torture by Guard
[09:00:52] CRL: Do not do it.
[09:00:57] CAL: ...
[09:01:13] CRL: You will not return the same.
[09:01:18] CRL: There are scars, Alex.
[09:01:20] CAL: OKAY, NOT DOING IT.
[09:01:22] CRL: 4chan leaves SCARS.
[09:01:24] CAL: I TRUST DANIELLE.
[09:01:27] CAL: SHE IS MY BRO.
[09:01:30] CTB: /\www...
[09:01:52] CKM: Sorry for putting you guys as OTP on my spreadsheet. If it makes it better it's a platonic OTP.
[09:01:55] CCC: because seriously who gives a shit about genderspecific pronouns am I right
[09:02:08] CTE: [no shu+ up CC]
[09:02:15] CCC: no you
[09:02:22] CAL: CUT IT OUT.
[09:02:23] CCR: yOu doN'T uSe BRo foR evEryOnE?
[09:02:23] CTE: [no you]
[09:02:30] CAL: I DO.
[09:02:33] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  no u fights with TE --
[09:02:38] CAL: WELL, EVERYONE WHO IS A BRO.
[09:02:39] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  no u fights with CC --
[09:02:42] CKM: I say "guys" for everyone.
[09:02:45] CAL: WHICH IS KIND OF A SHORT LIST.
[09:02:47] CKM: Girls just seems heavy handed.
[09:03:06] CCR: whY?
[09:03:10] CTB: | just address people spec|f|cally
[09:03:14] CKM: I don't know.
[09:03:15] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  hears the group approaching --
[09:03:21] CTB: or use "you all" or "you bastards"
[09:03:28] CTB: or occas|onally, "you fuck|ng bastards"
[09:03:38] CAL: THAT'S MEAN, DUDE.
[09:03:52] CTB: the mult|verse |s a mean place
[09:04:08] CAL: IT'D BE LESS MEAN IF YOU TRIED TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE.
[09:04:09] CTB: and somet|mes all you can do |s call someone a bastard
[09:04:18] CTB: .....
[09:04:30] CAL: THE MATH CHECKS OUT.
[09:04:31] CTB: ERROR: /\TTEMPT|NG TO /\CCESS RESTR|CTED MEMORY F|LE
[09:04:38] CAL: ?
[09:04:38] CTB: REVERT|NG TO L/\ST S/\VE
[09:04:44] CAL: ??
[09:04:50] CTB: or occas|onally, "you fuck|ng bastards"
[09:05:01] CCR: I'Ve nEvEr hAd To cAll soMeONe a bAstarD... wAiT whAt?
[09:05:10] CKM: OH GOD.
[09:05:12] CKM: TB IS A ROBOT.
[09:05:16] CTE: [oh he does +ha+ on occasion]
[09:05:21] CAL: WHAT?
[09:05:37] CTE: [yeah he basically warped reali+y so as no+ +o remember some +hings]
[09:05:40] CTE: [don'+ ask]
[09:05:44] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  goes back to the nou fight --
[09:05:44] CKM: Only robots suffer from comically literal BSODs.
[09:05:52] CAL: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STUNNINGLY BAD IDEA.
[09:06:23] CTB: what sounds l|ke a bad |dea?
[09:06:30] CTB: | wasn't l|sten|ng to the top|c change
[09:06:35] CAL: ...STUFF.
[09:06:40] CAL: BAD STUFF.
[09:06:51] CTB: How spec|f|c of you.
[09:06:56] CKM: The multiverse is a mean place TB.
[09:07:04] CKM: And it has treated you badly.
[09:07:09] CTB: yeah | already sa|d that.
[09:07:22] CTB: /\nd |t... really ha- ERROR, /\TTEMPT|NG TO /\CCESS RESTR|CTED MEMORY F|LE
[09:07:33] CTB: REVERT|NG TO L/\ST S/\VE
[09:07:36] CKM: This is hilarious. I should do it all the time.
[09:07:36] CAL ceased responding to memo.
[09:07:41] CTB: How spec|f|c of you.
[09:07:46] CTB: What's h|lar|ous?
[09:07:51] CKM: Nothing.
[09:07:56] CCR: ...DamN... hOw BaD wAs thAt mEmORy?
[09:08:14] CTB: What memor- ERROR, REPE/\TED /\TTEMPTS TO /\CCESS RESTR|CTED MEMORY F|LE
[09:08:18] CTB: REVERTY|NG TO SENTRY MODE
[09:08:24] CSS: is he going to kill us now
[09:08:25] CTB: ERROR: SENTRY MODE NOT FOUND
[09:08:27] CSS: i hope he doesn't kill us
[09:08:32] CTB: REVERT|NG TO POST-ENTRY
[09:08:47] CCR: wHaT's hAppEnInG?
[09:08:55] CTB: | don't know?
[09:09:10] CCR: aRe thErE a lOT oF roBoT peOPLe?
[09:09:12] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  hears the group pass by as their voices fade --
[09:09:28] CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[09:09:28] CAL: I HOPE EMILY SHOWS UP AGAIN SOON.
[09:09:36] CKM: She's right over there.
[09:09:37] CAL: WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE RAN OFF TO?
[09:09:40] CCT: FFFFFFFFFFF
[09:09:41] CAL: ?
[09:09:45] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  hides again --
[09:09:58] CKM: COME ON CATCH HER
[09:10:02] CCR: nO rEalLy aRe ThErE a loT oF roBOt pEoPlE?
[09:10:04] CKM: SHE HAS MY PROTO CHART
[09:10:11] CAL: SHOULD WE DO THAT?
[09:10:13] CKM: I WANT IT BACK
[09:10:37] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  stands still behind a different tree --
[09:10:42] CKM: I have to cross reference this shit. It's so professional you have no idea.
[09:11:05] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  wanders in the direction Mimi had indicated. --
[09:11:11] CTB: |... don't remember anyth|ng?
[09:11:14] CAL: WHERE IS SHE, EXACTLY?
[09:11:14] CCR: ...whAt abOuT tHE RoBoT peoPle? aRe They coMmOn?
[09:11:17] CTE: [oh grea+ you broke him]
[09:11:26] CKM: I don't know BUT she's somewhere.
[09:11:29] CKM: Lemme just...
[09:11:45] CCR: whO hErE iS A robOT?
[09:11:55] CAL: I AM NOT A ROBOT.
[09:11:57] CTB: There's a robot here?
[09:11:58] CKM: WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH that tree over there.
[09:12:02] CTB: Does |t need repa|rs?
[09:12:08] CAL: THIS ONE?
[09:12:11] CKM: I can tell because her coat jacket's hanging out from behind it.
[09:12:12] CTB: |'m s|ck of f|x|ng all the robots, | just augh
[09:12:20] CKM: Also you're the robot TB.
[09:12:20] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  looks behind a wrong tree. --
[09:12:33] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  clocks TB upside the head --
[09:12:48] CKM: Yeah that was the wrong tree. Screw it, she can have the chart.
[09:12:50] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  pokes the corner of Emily's jacket --
[09:12:56] CRL: C'mon, stop.
[09:12:57] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  turns around --
[09:13:00] CCT: AGH
[09:13:00] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  trips on herself and falls down --
[09:13:04] CCR: ...sO thErEs juST thE onE rOBot?
[09:13:10] CRL: You're gonne end up breaking - yeah you see
[09:13:16] CAL: ARE YOU OKAY?
[09:13:19] CRL: this is what hapens when you go around the planet without a guide
[09:13:26] CCT: WHAT !'M F!NE
[09:13:27] CKM: HEY I am the guide here.
[09:13:35] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  sits there and hides her face --
[09:13:49] CAL: UM.
[09:13:57] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  picks up TB and hauls his ass over to where Emily tripped --
[09:14:10] CAL: SHOULD WE TAKE A BREAK?
[09:14:17] CCT: SURE WHATEVER
[09:14:22] CCR: Oh mY GoODnEsS! ARe haLf oF uS roBoTs? No oNe iS ReSpoNdiNg.
[09:14:32] -- CURRENT crazyRonin [CCR]  panics. --
[09:14:33] CTE: [he's no+ a robo+ jeez]
[09:14:34] CAL: I'M NOT A ROBOT, STEVE!
[09:14:39] CAL: I PROMISE.
[09:14:56] CCC: hes just some dumbass with realitybending code powers
[09:15:02] CCC: who broke his own head with them
[09:15:12] CCC: maybe thats what youre supposed to fix, you stupid green dumbass
[09:15:16] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  sits down. --
[09:15:21] CCR: i wAs sCAreD foR A moMeNT.
[09:15:21] CTE: [no bu+]
[09:15:40] CCC: but nothing
[09:15:47] CCC: come on you wimp
[09:15:47] CCC: fix it
[09:15:57] CTE: [bu+ I can+]
[09:16:01] CCC: yes you can
[09:16:01] CCC: fix it
[09:16:05] CCC: fix it you pathetic loser
[09:16:06] CCC: fix ti
[09:16:22] CTE: [Buh - ]
[09:16:34] CTE: [I ca-ca-can-]
[09:16:38] CCC: hehehe
[09:16:40] CCR: sO tHEres No sUCh ThING aS roBo-peoPlE?
[09:16:48] CKM: I am positive robots exist.
[09:16:52] CKM: Just maybe not here.
[09:16:52] CAL: NOT AROUND HERE.
[09:16:55] CCC: its funny when he stutters
[09:17:02] CAL: WE'D HAVE SEEN ONE.
[09:17:05] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  peeks out from between her fingers --
[09:17:08] CCC: sounds like a little woodchipper
[09:17:31] CRL: well there might be a couple robot snakes
[09:17:40] CCR: ...SoRrY... eVErYthInG's stiLl pReTTy neW to mE.
[09:17:41] CAL: REALLY?
[09:17:46] CRL: but I am fairly sure they are mostly organic
[09:17:51] CAL: THAT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE HARD TO BUILD.
[09:18:06] CRL: well so does a planet covered in nothing but jungle and snakes
[09:18:08] CRL: but sburb manage
[09:18:11] CRL: managed it*
[09:18:32] CRL: Hey Mimi
[09:18:33] CRL: about how far are we
[09:18:47] CCT: ...Is everyone away from here
[09:19:05] CKM: Sorry, my quarters ran out once I figured out location and direction.
[09:19:19] CAL: WHY WOULD YOU WANT US TO LEAVE YOU ALONE?
[09:19:22] CRL: ...No, pretty sure everyone's caught up and is either waiting on you or the green stuttering asshole.
[09:19:27] CRL: Also, dammit Mimi
[09:19:27] CCT: BECUASE
[09:19:28] CAL: WE'RE SAFER AS A GROUP.
[09:19:32] CSS: oh so it's pay-per-view? that's pretty lame
[09:19:41] CCT: Everyone's gonna make fun of me
[09:19:42] CKM: Yeah, each wah costs me out of pocket.
[09:19:50] CAL: WHAT FOR?
[09:20:00] CCT: I don't wanna say
[09:20:11] CAL: ...I DON'T GET IT.
[09:20:15] CTE: [buh-buh-buh]
[09:20:17] CKM: Everyone has their thing, Emily. Mine is werewolves.
[09:20:27] CCT: GO AWAY I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
[09:20:32] CKM: >:[
[09:20:48] CCR: iT cAn'T bE worSe tHan my ThInG...
[09:20:48] CRL: she's not going away, none of us are
[09:20:51] CAL: WAS IT SOMETHING ON THE CHART?
[09:20:54] CRL: this area is too dangerous for that
[09:21:10] CCT: We should l!ke
[09:21:13] CRL: speaking of which, I'm gonna keep watch while you lot recuperate
[09:21:15] CCT: forget about the chart
[09:21:20] CCT: And you should l!ke
[09:21:25] CCT: not ask anyone about !t ever
[09:21:29] CAL: OH... OKAY.
[09:21:54] CKM: And if you need to then ask me in private.
[09:21:58] CKM: I have all the answers.
[09:21:59] -- CURRENT testingBeta [CTB]  wakes up --
[09:22:00] CCT: NO
[09:22:07] CTB: WHO'S THE B|TCH WHO KEPT /\CT|V/\T|ON THE MEMORY CO|L
[09:22:36] CAL: WE SHOULD KEEP MOVING THOUGH.
[09:22:43] CKM: Yes.
[09:22:45] -- CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM]  leads --
[09:22:49] CAL: OTHERWISE THIS WHOLE PLANET IS GONNA BE WRECKED.
[09:22:49] CCT: ...surewhatever
[09:23:02] CRL: so we're mobile again then
[09:23:05] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  follows the leader --
[09:23:20] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  stands up and waits for Emily. --
[09:23:21] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  drags the two green assholes after her --
[09:23:25] CKM: What is even the plan when we get there?
[09:23:26] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  gets up, hiding in her jacket and looking at the ground --
[09:23:29] CKM: There's a lot of Dersites.
[09:23:31] CRL: kick ass
[09:23:33] CKM: Like, a lot.
[09:23:35] CRL: all of the ass
[09:23:37] CRL: dun care
[09:23:40] CRL: we're gonna kick all of the ass
[09:23:43] CAL: I THINK WE'RE GONNA BEAT THEM UP/
[09:23:47] CRL: and probably try diplomacy firse
[09:24:01] CKM: No, we need more tactics.
[09:24:01] CRL: but when that fails inevitably
[09:24:04] CAL: I THINK I MIGHT ME ABLE TO DO THE THING I DID TO THE ARCHAGENT.
[09:24:06] CRL: we will kick all of the ass
[09:24:09] CKM: Someone should work as bait.
[09:24:11] CAL: ....AND ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS.
[09:24:12] CKM: Someone like CC.
[09:24:21] CKM: While we go and take down the agent.
[09:24:24] CCC: sorry spacebitch but I owe you jack shit
[09:24:35] CKM: Yeah, well you're invincible and fast.
[09:24:36] CCC: I aint gonna be your honorable bait
[09:24:40] CCC: invincible nothing
[09:24:46] CCC: do you not read the rules
[09:24:53] CAL: RULES?
[09:24:55] CTB: srsly who act|vated teh memory th|ng
[09:25:03] CAL: YOU DID?
[09:25:06] CCC: oh shut up you
[09:25:09] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  follows closely behind Alex --
[09:25:11] CCC: yes the rules
[09:25:17] CCC: about sburb and everything
[09:25:25] CCC: you can get them off the internet for chrissake
[09:25:36] CAL: YOU CAN?
[09:25:42] CCC: yeah
[09:25:45] CAL: ALL THE GUIDES I FOUND WERE AWFUL.
[09:25:50] CCC: theres even fiction about it
[09:25:55] CCC: well you suck at internet then bro
[09:25:56] CCC: sorry
[09:26:06] CCC: but you totally do
[09:26:25] CCC: anyways godtiers only die in circumstances when its heroic or just
[09:26:34] CAL: WHAT?
[09:26:36] CCC: otherwise, lightshow and they revive
[09:26:39] CAL: HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?
[09:26:50] CCC: fuck if I know
[09:27:06] CCC: but Im not taking unnecessary risks for spacebitchs plan
[09:27:13] CCC: that isnt how cc rolls you
[09:27:14] CAL: THIS GAME IS HARD TO WORK OUT INTELLECTUALLY.
[09:27:14] CCC: yo*
[09:27:38] CKM: ((Gotta go guys cya. Finishing some stuff.))
[09:27:47] CKM ceased responding to memo.
[09:27:57] CCT: ((speaking of which, i should take my meds now))
[09:28:00] CRL: Who else votes we continue the trip in silence so we don't run into a Derse ambush?
[09:28:03] CRL: I totally do
[09:28:04] CCT: ((because i should go to bed soon))
[09:28:16] CCR: AlRiGhT.
[09:28:24] CAL: YEAH, WE PROBABLY SHOULD. WE'RE PROBABLY ALMOST THERE BY NOW.
[09:28:24] CCT: Ido
[09:28:25] CSS: i am not in disagreement to this
[09:28:31] CTB: who act|va-
[09:28:31] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  clocks TB --
[09:28:33] CCC: shaddep you
[09:28:43] CCC: yeah silence is fine
[09:29:08] CRL: Silence it is then.
[09:29:15] CRL: All communication will be in hand signals.
[09:29:18] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  speeds up her pace unwittingly --
[09:29:20] CRL: We rush on my mark.
[09:29:36] CRL: And Emily, slow the hell down, you're gonna die if you get there first.
[09:29:37] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  accidentally bumps into Alex --
[09:29:38] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  gestures incomprehensibly. --
[09:29:40] CCT: SH!T SORRY
[09:29:49] CAL: UH, IT'S FINE.
[09:29:58] CCT: Oh um okay
[09:29:59] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  blushes a bit. --
[09:30:14] CRL: SILEEEEENCE!
[09:30:29] -- CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL]  nods. --
[09:30:55] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  finally looks up from the ground --

And everyone let out a vast welp and now here we are and oh Goddammit look how unevenly this is split, it's not even on the same page for me. ^_[/ocd]

[freeformschooler]

>Everyone: arrive

>Mimi: don't be embarassed AT ALL

[TherosPherae]

TE: buh-buh-buh-buh-buh

RL: Snoop around. See where the leader's tent is.

CC: Continue being a huge bitch.

[applesauce machine]

>Emily: Continue being suspicious that someone will bring up the dreaded NOPENOPEIOEWNVI thing.

Stealth roll: [8,10+3=21]

[The Fool]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering crazyRonin [CR] at 16:04 --
KM: Hey.
CR: hEy.
CR: dOn'T FEeL bAd abOuT yOuR fanFiCs.
CR: iT couLd Be wOrSe.
KM: None of that was true.
CR: whAt?
KM: The shipping chart stuff. Believe it or not I have a funny side.
CR: ThaT wAsn'T whAT I mEAnT.
KM: I know I know, but you seemed awful distressed about it.
CR: ...
KM: Also haters gonna hate. If we survive the final battle, I'll write fanfic about it later on.
CR: ...CAn yOu kEeP a SEcRET?
KM: Sure!
CR: i ACtUalLy didN'T haVe FriEndS.
KM: I thought friends defeated the point of being a ninja.
KM: But I guess not since you're here and stuff.
CR: WeLl... I kInD oF hAd  A sTuFFed anImAl COllEcTion.
KM: Hahaha loser.
CR: ...
CR:
KM: But seriously a fanfic collection is worse.
KM: No worries.
KM: Aw man sad emoticon.
CR: ...So... aRe We frienDS?
KM: Yes.
-- crazyRonin [CR] changed their mood to PLEASANT  --
KM: Also, I think your Seer of Hope powers would be awfully helpful right now. The camp's right over there.
CR: So... pIcTurE uS winNinG?
KM: Yes. Just focus. You don't have to say wahwahwah.
CR: aLrIghT. I wAS goInG to TRy iT, bUt thaNkS For STopPinG mE.
KM: But if it doesn't work you should totally do that.
CR: iT'lL bE goOd foR A lAuGh.
CR: I'm oFf To sEe THe fUtURe.
KM: Okay, you do that.
CR: LaTeR mImi.
-- crazyRonin [CR] ceased pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 16:15 --

>Steve: Picture us winning at the camp.

[8,4+10] = 22

[Blade Master Model 42]

Steve sees a vision of battle. The ninja and his allies are the only distinct figures. The other combatants are vague shapes made of dark smoke. As the kids destroy them and scatter their forms, they slowly reform, to fight and die again.

Then Steve sees the Dersite with the diamond patch he'd seen before, clear and distinct as the heroes.

The vision ends.

[The Fool]

Steve wandered over to everyone and looked rather worried. "GuyS... i jUsT SAw thE fuTure, AnD wE May nEeD to tHINk aBouT a NEw pLan. I thInK thE EneMIeS aRE ImMoRTal FoR sOmE rEAsoN. tHErE's ALsO soME deRSiTE wiTh A diAMoND paTcH. iT MiGHT bE HiM."

[freeformschooler]

"Yeah, I think I saw that second thing too. Hold on while I try to get a look at how difficult it might be to get to the dude."

>Mimi: Peek into the camp very carefully.

[8+1+5 Stealth: 14]

[The Fool]

>Steve: Follow Mimi.

Stealth: [4,5+12] = 21

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Mikhael: The Discovery (click to show/hide)

[04:27] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering greekKiller [GK] at 16:27 --
[04:27] KM: Hey, Mikhael.
[04:27] GK: OH, HeY.
[04:28] KM: Haven't talked to you in a while. Still with Troy?
[04:28] GK: NO, HE RaN OfF WithouT ME, IT SeemS.
[04:28] GK: CurrentlY AbovE SomeonE ElseS HousE
[04:29] KM: Oh. Likely mine unless you've entered anyone's gates.
[04:29] GK: WhatS YouR HousE LikE?
[04:29] KM: Uhhh... girl stuff, rapier, fanfiction.
[04:30] GK: SoundS LikE ThaT WaS ThE LasT HousE I WaS IN.
[04:30] KM: You and Troy better not have gone through my stuff.
[04:30] GK: ...
[04:30] GK: SurE.
[04:30] KM: >______>
[04:31] GK: BuT AnywaY, I Don'T ThinK ThiS IS YouR HousE.
[04:31] KM: Well, what do the surroundings look like?
[04:31] GK: NoW ThaT I'M GettinG A GooD LooK AT IT, IT SeemS LikE Claire'S
[04:31] GK: I WaS HeR ServeR PlayeR I ThinK.
[04:32] KM: Oh, yeah. That sounds about right. Anyway, have you discovered anything interesting since I last talked to you?
[04:33] KM: Large beasts? Large temples? Large problems?
[04:33] GK: WelL, AsidE FroM SomE StupiD FroG TemplE...
[04:33] GK: NothinG
[04:33] KM: Stupid frog temple?
[04:33] GK: I JusT CamE TO YouR WorlD, HeroiclY KilleD ThingS, AnD LefT.
[04:33] KM: Did it have computer stuff in it like the other temples?
[04:33] KM: Were there agents there?
[04:34] GK: OtheR TempleS?
[04:34] GK: AgentS?
[04:34] KM: Yeah, there's something like that on each land that apparently has computer equipment in it.
[04:34] KM: Derse agents have been trying to find one with equipment that actually works.
[04:34] KM: I never found the one on my Land.
[04:35] GK: WelL, ThE OnE ON YouR LanD WaS AlsO A PeicE OF CraP.
[04:36] KM: Ah. Good to know. So it wasn't turned on or anything.
[04:39] GK: UsinG MY RatheR ExcellenT ComputinG SkillS, I FounD OuT ThaT ThE PoweR LevelS WerE ToO HigH.
[04:39] KM: Too high?
[04:39] GK: AnD I Couldn'T UsE IT TilL I TurneD TheM DowN
[04:39] KM: Uh oh.
[04:39] GK: BuT GeT ThiS, ThE PoweR StatioN Wasn'T EveN ON ThE DamneD ThinG.
[04:40] GK: SO I JusT PeaceD OuT AfteR ThaT.
[04:40] KM: I think it's time to talk to Troy again.
[04:40] GK: OkaY.
[04:40] KM: Anyway, thanks for your information - OH RIGHT.
[04:41] KM: You said you thought you were on Claire's Land?
[04:41] KM: Get out.
[04:41] GK: YeS?
[04:41] GK: WhY?
[04:41] KM: Last time I checked an incredibly powerful murderous supervillian is there.
[04:41] GK: PowerfuL MurderouS SupervillianS?
[04:42] GK: I'M SurE TheY WilL BE NO MatcH IF I FinD TheM.
[04:42] GK: NO NeeD TO WorrY.
[04:42] KM: He slaughters hundreds of frogs just by looking at them.
[04:42] GK: FrogS? ReallY?
[04:42] GK: ThiS WilL BE EasY.
[04:42] GK: AlsO, IS ClairE StilL IN HeR HousE?
[04:42] KM: No. She's with us.
[04:42] KM: We're sneaking into an enemy camp.
[04:43] GK: TheN WhY IS TherE SomeonE InsidE IT?
[04:44] KM: Run.
[04:44] GK: WhaT? NO WaY.
[04:45] GK: I CaN TakE ThiS BitcH, JusT LikE ThE OnE I MeT IN MY HousE.
[04:45] KM: Okay, gotta go, sorry. Headed to camp and such.
[04:45] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering greekKiller [GK] at 16:45 --

Spoiler: Danielle: The Plan (click to show/hide)

[04:46] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 16:46 --
[04:46] KM: Hey Danielle.
[04:46] RL: hey
[04:47] KM: I'm about to get a decent look into this place, so don't just rush in with Alex and such.
[04:47] RL: Fine
[04:48] RL: So are we just going to send the hooded expendable buggers in first, or what?
[04:48] KM: That was my plan but they're not being cooperative.
[04:49] RL: ugh, ok
[04:49] RL: why are they even here if they aren't helping?
[04:49] KM: We MIGHT be able to sneak past the guards MGS style.
[04:49] KM: And I have no idea. They don't really do anything.
[04:50] RL: So why haven't you kicked them to the curb, then?
[04:50] RL: I mean, the bickering is already getting on my nerves and I've only been with them for like an hour.
[04:50] RL: As for sneaking, yeah no I can't sneak worth half a shit.
[04:51] KM: I kinda like having them around. Just in the case anything DOES go wrong, they're the session's best meatshields.
[04:51] KM: Also, TB has helped me immensely with my understanding of the game.
[04:51] RL: I'd like to see you prove that.
[04:51] KM: Proof: CA died and revived in front of our eyes. I think that was CA.
[04:52] RL: well yeah but that one's dead now
[04:52] RL: or in like... orbit or something
[04:52] KM: True. Either way it's not like we can just tell them to go.
[04:52] RL: I don't see why not
[04:52] KM: I tried that with CC but she is so annoying.
[04:52] RL: CC is the blue one, right?
[04:52] KM: Yes.
[04:53] RL: What's her deal, anyways?
[04:53] KM: She's the dumb one.
[04:53] RL: I just feel sort of out of the loop since you show up here with two aliens and someone who can't wash his hair
[04:54] RL: the dumb one?
[04:54] KM: And Emily. Don't forget Emily.
[04:54] RL: Well yeah, but Emily is supposed to be here.
[04:54] RL: And she's not a part of the pajama gang
[04:55] KM: You know how the small dumb Dersite was searching for a working terminal earlier when we found it?
[04:55] RL: yeahj
[04:55] KM: I found one before they did.
[04:55] RL: isn't he still in someone's sylladex?
[04:55] RL: can he even breathe in there?
[04:55] KM: Is he?
[04:55] KM: That's awfully cruel.
[04:56] RL: I dunno, I thought you had grabbed him
[04:56] RL: but that may have been Claire or something
[04:56] RL: anyways, you found a terminal thing?
[04:56] KM: Anyway, the terminal's on my Land. So after we're done here, I'm headed back there with whoever wants to go. I need to find out just why it's so important to our enemies.
[04:57] RL: ok
[04:58] RL: You'll probably get the whole gang coming with you, since splitting up seems to be a bad idea
[04:58] RL: And speaking of the whole gang...
[04:58] RL: The hell was up with that chart?
[04:58] KM: I told you, it's fanfiction. I get bored.
[04:58] RL: well I would keep it to yourself
[04:59] RL: we don't want people running off because of emotional emergencies
[04:59] RL: that happens enough without people trying to start it
[04:59] KM: Sorry, I just get so giddy at the chance to create an awkward moment.
[04:59] KM: I'm not the Seer of Mind or Heart.
[04:59] RL: Apology accepted.
[05:00] RL: Now didn't you have some magic scouting to do?
[05:00] KM: Magic scouting? About what?
[05:00] KM: The diamond patch Dersite's in a tent somewhere around here.
[05:00] RL: well you said for Alex and I to not bumrush into a giant battle
[05:00] RL: so you had better have a damn good reason for it
[05:00] KM: The reason is basic logic.
[05:01] KM: There are six of us plus a few demigods who won't even lift a finger.
[05:01] KM: There are innumerable amounts of regular dersites - which, from deduction and the way a mere Prospitian messenger fought - are quite strong.
[05:02] KM: Reasoning follows that NOT dying is much better than dying.
[05:02] RL: yeah but what the hell else are we supposed to do
[05:02] RL: give me some alternative here to "kill the shit out of them"
[05:03] KM: Find Dersite leader, capture or gank Dersite leader quietly, get the Hell out.
[05:04] RL: Sounds great. How are we going to do that.
[05:04] RL: Alex and I aren't exactly sneaky, and I'd bet most of the demigods aren't either.
[05:04] KM: I was going to start by having the sneakiest of us sneak around the camp to scout first.
[05:05] KM: Maybe with Seer assistance.
[05:05] RL: So get on that then.
[05:05] KM: You know...
[05:05] KM: Maybe we don't have to do it quietly. Maybe we could draw them out.
[05:05] RL: ?
[05:06] KM: Create some kind of small distraction to get the Agent to come to us.
[05:06] KM: Then when he's close enough, BAM.
[05:06] RL: well distractions I can do
[05:06] RL: but I can't guarantee that it will only attract him
[05:07] KM: Well, let's just take it one step at a time. I'll get back to you.
[05:07] RL: Alright.
[05:07] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 17:07 --

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Get the drop on the intruder in Claire's house.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Poor Seeker (click to show/hide)

[12:11] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 12:11 --
[12:11] KM: Hey.
[12:11] PA: salutati00ns.
[12:11] PA: i am impeccably l00st.
[12:11] KM: Oh?
[12:11] KM: How'd it go with Echidna?
[12:12] PA: She wasnt exactly s00cial and didnt take well t00 me f00ll00wing her ab00ut s00 I hightailed it 00ut 00f there.
[12:12] KM: Oh. Oh well. I know where she is now anyway.
[12:12] KM: Where are you?
[12:13] PA: in s00me00nes h00use 00n echinda land. f00und s00me..liturature.
[12:13] KM: :I
[12:13] KM: I KNEW IT
[12:13] PA: Knew what?
[12:13] KM: YOU TEENAGE BOYS COULDNT HELP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF.
[12:13] KM: Oh well, not like it's a big embarassment anyway.
[12:14] PA: investigati00ns must be d00ne! I am l00st and c00nfused and m00stly b00red.
[12:14] KM: Sorry you had to see all that.
[12:14] PA: my initial sprite was quite traumatizing as well, n00 biggie.
[12:14] KM: Anyway, to get off my Land you just head through the portals up top then wander the place until you find a gate. But a different one than I assume you went through last time.
[12:15] KM: You know...
[12:15] KM: I could just send you the sylladex code for this map. I have a map of my land listing all of the gates.
[12:15] PA: I kn00w what? and g00atbr00 lead me t00 a gate and I ended up here.
[12:15] KM: The goats aren't totally reliable. I mean, they're goats.
[12:16] PA: and that w00uld be s00 incredibly useful. i w00uld l00ve t00 get 00ff 00f here. n00 disrespect t00 g00atbr00.
[12:16] PA: g00atbr00 is the greatest. when I h00ped back he alm00st tricked me int00 thinking I g00t int00 a wierd timel0000p. t00p tier.
[12:16] KM: Heh.
[12:17] KM: I can't remember if it lists the gates, but maybe try to find the one for the Heir of Blood. That's where we are. I'd love to meet you.
[12:18] PA: That w00uld be splendifer00us. alth00ugh befriending all the denizens has been enj00yable, s00me 00ther humans besides Mikheal w00uld be w00nderful.
[12:19] KM: You might like to meet testingBeta. He has a time travel device too, but he is much more experienced with it.
[12:19] PA: Oh i kn00w. he was quite the s00cratic teacher/ s00unding b00ard.
[12:21] PA: but my issue is that I have h00pped thr00ugh the gate the g00ats lead me t00 and I had n00 luck and I ended up back in y00ur h00me again. :I
[12:22] KM: There are other gates, but you'll have to seek them out yourself. One moment.
[12:23] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 12:23 --

>Mimi: Quickly check the back of your map card for a captchalogue code then send it to Troy.

[Riccto]

> Resist the call of lycan. Wait.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Troy receives the code from Mimi. He can alchemize it for a paltry 350 grist total.

>Mikhael: Get the drop on the intruder in Claire's house.

You fail to hide yourself effectively, but manage to spot him behind the couch. He yells at you to piss off. Oh, and he's clearly an alien. That's interesting too.

>Mimi: Peek into the camp very carefully.

[8+1+5 Stealth: 14]

Mimi and Steve poke their heads into the camp. Amazingly, neither one is spotted by the absolutely ludicrous number of Dersites and Underlings wandering around. Wagons are pulled by Ogres to stations where they are connected to machines that fill barrels with a yellow ooze. Administrators berate underlings for slacking off. Guards patrol.

It is a bustle of activity. There are a lot more enemies here than you've ever seen in one place before. No sign of the Diamonded Dastard, however.

[Riccto]

Do it. Also. Attempt to Grist-Scam. Then book it out of here. Attempt to meet up with other players