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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1043713 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1665 on: October 01, 2012, 11:08:33 pm »

Ja. Ich bin schule bus.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1666 on: October 02, 2012, 01:46:16 am »

Speaking of missing courses, what the hell happened to having Latin taught in high school?
Nothing, why?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1667 on: October 02, 2012, 04:58:26 am »

My high school only offered French and Spanish. I took the former and had a blast all three years.

...Wait, you only start learning languages in high school over there?
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« Reply #1668 on: October 02, 2012, 05:06:11 am »

I took spanish for two years in middle school, but it's not required over here. All you need to do is take two years of a language in high school to graduate. But I'm pretty sure that varies from state to state.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1669 on: October 02, 2012, 05:56:47 am »

My high school only offered French and Spanish. I took the former and had a blast all three years.

...Wait, you only start learning languages in high school over there?
We're Americans(I think?) we only learn other languages to tell people to stop speaking 'em, don't make me bust out the Team America theme.
That said, my school didn't have latin but my school's had a pretty steady stream of budget cuts, so that was probably one of the classes lost. It's a shame too because I kinda wanted to learn latin.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1670 on: October 02, 2012, 07:05:50 am »

My school has Finnish, English, Swedish, German, French, Spanish, Italian and Latin. I'm only fluent in the first two, as for Swedish my skill in it mainly consists of "Jag pratar inte Svenska." I did study French in grades 3-5, but remember nothing of it.
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« Reply #1671 on: October 02, 2012, 07:10:00 am »

* kaijyuu is a dirty monolinguistic.
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« Reply #1672 on: October 02, 2012, 07:18:28 am »

Oh hell naw, don't tell me Monolinguistics are a dirty minority, too?! I cop enough flak for being heterosexual! D:

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1673 on: October 02, 2012, 07:33:45 am »

I'm taking German 1.

All that we've relly been taught are greetings, goodbyes, basic commands (plural and singular), basic questions and answers, months, days, colors, descriptions of temperature, and a shitload of other adjectives.

I can try to piece together basic sentences. (Mein Shulefarben bist dunkelblau und gold. ?)

Also, so many things are sexual references in German. You don't say "Ich bin gut." That means "I'm good. In bed." You say "Mir ist Gut." Me is good?
You don't say "Ich bin (whatever the word for hot is. hei(esset)?)" That means "LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW!" I do believe it's "mir ist" again.
You need to call people "gro(esset)" (big) or "klein" (small). You don't get any points for guessing what it means if you call someone short or long.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1674 on: October 02, 2012, 08:42:12 am »

Learn to speak Chinese, German, English, and Afrikaans, and you'll be able to speak with probably over half the world population.
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« Reply #1675 on: October 02, 2012, 09:06:50 am »

That's kinda amazing to think about. Lots of language convergence (and I suppose population explosion of certain language speakers) means we're about a billion times closer to a universal language than ever before.
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« Reply #1676 on: October 02, 2012, 09:08:38 am »

Forget that, the worst part of German is that "my friend" is romantic and "the friend" is platonic.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1677 on: October 02, 2012, 09:49:03 am »

At best, I'm trilingual. At worst, bilingual. And only one of the three is considered lingua franca. Hooray me!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1678 on: October 02, 2012, 09:51:01 am »

I'm bilingual if you are speaking about speaking the language fluidly (Dutch and English), trilingual if you dont count latin and are a bit loose with "speaking the laguage fluidly" (French) and... Quadlingual (?) if you count Latin.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1679 on: October 02, 2012, 10:01:27 am »

Learn to speak Chinese, German, English, and Afrikaans, and you'll be able to speak with probably over half the world population.

Forgot Spanish. That's more than a continent worth of people.
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