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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711416 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3660 on: September 26, 2012, 05:30:23 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on August 24, 2012, 01:34:07 am
Maybe they will even gain the technology to bend trees into... comfortable chairs!

That don't murder your BEST FRIEND!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3661 on: September 27, 2012, 10:19:56 am »
Quote from: Annis Thorsby
I sometimes imagine what it would be like to wrap my hand around my supercool penis
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Quote from: Kamin on August 18, 2012, 08:38:00 pm
Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 17, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
That is brilliant.
Quote from: Kamin on August 17, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 10:50:08 am
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3662 on: September 27, 2012, 02:34:32 pm »
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[01:13] SS: It's-a me! Paarthurnax!

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[10:11] SS: Doughasm

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[01:06] TT: Trying on paranoia for size?
[01:06] SS: Yeah, it fits pretty well. Or something.

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[01:48] FG: Ah, that is a very shiny eight year old cyborg, quick get some sunglasses so you don't go blind!

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[12:44] LA: Thank you for that. Now I shall be forever haunted by the non smiling unibrow. Bluh.

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[01:38] LA: Everything must glow!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3663 on: September 27, 2012, 03:03:45 pm »
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This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: [...] your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3664 on: September 27, 2012, 05:56:02 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on September 27, 2012, 12:06:45 pm
WHY ARE ALL THESE FUCKING COPS AT COURT??
Quote from: Flying Dice on September 27, 2012, 04:28:47 pm
Old age: When it's easier to soil yourself than stop and go to the restroom.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 06:02:17 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3665 on: September 28, 2012, 03:44:03 pm »
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[21:43:30] Rosalind: ITS LIKE THEY'RE TALKING THROUGH A COMBINATION OF DISTILLED HATE AND PAIN
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3666 on: September 28, 2012, 04:17:14 pm »
Quote from: Henry
Always feel horrible waking up hungover and be like eeeuuhgh and then see the person next to you and be all euughgeeeeehgeheeeh
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Quote from: Kamin on August 18, 2012, 08:38:00 pm
Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 17, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
That is brilliant.
Quote from: Kamin on August 17, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 10:50:08 am
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3667 on: September 28, 2012, 07:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Some random person on the bus
So you want to smell like mint and be dizzy all day?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3668 on: September 28, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on September 28, 2012, 03:34:18 pm
Meth, Ask your Doctor!

Quote from: Graknorke on September 28, 2012, 09:57:23 pm
Ooh, the irony.
I can practically feel it smoothing the wrinkles from my shirts.
Quote from: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 10:07:31 pm
He wishes he was asexual, but his penis disagrees.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2012, 10:10:19 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3669 on: September 29, 2012, 05:03:24 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on September 29, 2012, 01:46:48 am
So you want your kid to be a version of Tarzan that can cast Meteor Swarm?
Quote from: Dariush on September 29, 2012, 01:35:30 pm
Let's just sell the permission to offend people sexually as a separate 'weapon'.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2012, 01:43:08 pm by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3670 on: September 30, 2012, 12:20:06 am »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on September 29, 2012, 04:59:15 pm
What is it with you guys and having intercourse with deadly traps? ???
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3671 on: September 30, 2012, 03:10:20 am »
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laughing at the stick up my ass
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3672 on: September 30, 2012, 10:03:51 am »
Quote from: 10ebbor10
I don't know whose idea it was to put the blades on the bottom of those things. Not only is it top heavy, but it also proves problematic while getting off.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3673 on: September 30, 2012, 01:01:03 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3674 on: October 01, 2012, 03:17:27 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 01:25:59 am
Hanes: You thought Hans was in your pants... But really it was Hanes.
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Quote from: Toaster on November 20, 2014, 12:51:10 pm
((No.  ER Lasers are tickle generators, and dispense hugs, loves, and puppies.))
Quote from: Dutchling on March 31, 2014, 07:45:27 pm
The fedora guy has potentially lethal amounts of swag :v
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