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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756642 times)

Gatleos

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[19:50] <apples_> i always listen to my songs unlubed

* Gatleos hides from Derm
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Dermonster

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You'd better hide for reasons I cannot specifically remember at the moment! *Confused anger*

Also kinda iffy on what Vorthon posted. There is a small surplus of context right there, but stoned Karkat makes me iffy on a decision..
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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When in doubt, go with whether it's funny or not.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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I'm imagining a dwarven Captain Jack Sparrow, complete with indignant slaps constantly descending on him in public from all the women he shares secret histories with.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Is that directed at SalmonGod or your rectum?
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Do you find in any way someone who has dipped their balls in fish eggs, interesting?
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Is Gaberry refering to the illegitimate love-child of Berry and Gay?
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Dammit, I've been quoted in this thread more times than a partridge has been falsely identified as a blue whale which in itself isn't all too impressive however there is also the remarkable coincidence that the number of times the previous statement has occurred is equal to the amount of times I personally have posted in this thread - one
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

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... What?
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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... What?
Dammit, I've been quoted in this thread more times than once-- the same number of time a partridge has been falsely identified as a blue whale. Regarding the partridge thing, that in itself isn't all too impressive; however, there is also the remarkable coincidence that the number of times the partridge statement has occurred is equal to the amount of times I have posted in this thread - one.
Better?

On other news, that sounds like the exact kind of sentence I would write, though I make it more long-winded and by accident. You'd think parentheses would help, but they only make it worse.
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[2012:05:21:22:15:17] <Partisan> You will not only be a character, but will be mentioned as the founder for my horrid echi atrossity.
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 >:(

Read the first post. Things which you think are funny or out of context just because it contains the word testicles are, in fact, not.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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"Dolphins would do better tricks if they gave them food better than fish...."

(Now all I can picture is a sea world trainer dangling a slice of pizza over the side of the tank.)
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