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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756606 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2880 on: May 13, 2012, 12:07:33 am »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2881 on: May 13, 2012, 01:31:22 am »
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[2:22:39 AM] C.W.K.: "Couple" redacted. Girl sure liked her cocks.
[2:29:11 AM] C.W.K.: I should bring some of these cocks back for Gabe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2882 on: May 13, 2012, 05:49:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2883 on: May 13, 2012, 08:28:45 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2884 on: May 13, 2012, 11:12:22 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2012, 11:01:05 am
I'm throwing bacon at my screen but nothing is happening
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2885 on: May 13, 2012, 12:32:32 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2012, 11:01:05 am
I'm throwing bacon at my screen but nothing is happening
Too bad i know that context :x
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2886 on: May 14, 2012, 02:55:41 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 14, 2012, 02:43:22 pm
And that's how my cactus became a registered sex offender.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2887 on: May 14, 2012, 05:30:46 pm »
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сырно, the Iceball adventurerer: WHO TOUCHED MY TANOOKI
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2888 on: May 15, 2012, 08:43:58 am »
Quote from: Shakerag on May 15, 2012, 08:34:54 am
I had unsolicited anal sex with napalm this morning.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2889 on: May 15, 2012, 09:55:29 am »
Quote from: scriver on May 15, 2012, 04:16:18 am
I sincerely hope you did not dream of cutting wood tonight.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2890 on: May 15, 2012, 02:04:03 pm »
Spoiler: Holy shit this image is huge (click to show/hide)

Now this is very much out of context, now guess the context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2891 on: May 15, 2012, 02:07:41 pm »
... Equius? The hair, glasses, equine abuse... Bu? He doesn't play guitar.

SO CONFUSED.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2892 on: May 15, 2012, 02:18:30 pm »
Quote from: Descan on May 15, 2012, 02:07:41 pm
... Equius? The hair, glasses, equine abuse... Bu? He doesn't play guitar.

SO CONFUSED.

EQUINE ABUSE AND GUITAR VIOLENCE.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2893 on: May 15, 2012, 02:25:56 pm »
Funny quote from google.  Was looking for a quote from Hobo With a Shotgun.  Google got it way wrong.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2894 on: May 15, 2012, 02:28:20 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 15, 2012, 02:25:56 pm
Funny quote from google.  Was looking for a quote from Hobo With a Shotgun.  Google got it way wrong.



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