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[Furtuka]

I always just assumed drug dealers were generous folks with a bad sense of how to run a business based on the fact they always want to give me free stuff

[Dsarker]

[2012:05:22:15:32:38] <Glowcat> No Murray, I won't sleep with you

[ashton1993]

Dammit, I've been quoted in this thread more times than a partridge has been falsely identified as a blue whale which in itself isn't all too impressive however there is also the remarkable coincidence that the number of times the previous statement has occurred is equal to the amount of times I personally have posted in this thread - one

I always just assumed drug dealers were generous folks with a bad sense of how to run a business based on the fact they always want to give me free stuff

Is Gaberry refering to the illegitimate love-child of Berry and Gay?

...the quantum interference caused by that decision causes all of the atoms in the universe to simultaneously re-arrange themselves to a scale model of your penis...

My penis; causing universal chaos since 2012.

See what I mean, you have to go back four pages to find one without somebody quoting me, some shiznits are going on 'round here, I mean that'd imply that 1/15th of bay12's randomness is caused by me, should one extend the trend on a linear scale and judging by the 60,000 member count that'd imply that it should take 4,000 people to come up with the amount of ridiculous quotes as me, it's like Jesus just went "thy shall be blessed with bieng out of context!" and then Zeus decided to chuck in a couple of lightning bolts for good measure.

P.S: Extend the trend should ssooo be a song title

[RedKing]

it's a baby that shoots bullets out of it's mouth instead of crying.

[Ehndras]

Dammit, I've been quoted in this thread more times than a partridge has been falsely identified as a blue whale which in itself isn't all too impressive however there is also the remarkable coincidence that the number of times the previous statement has occurred is equal to the amount of times I personally have posted in this thread - one

I always just assumed drug dealers were generous folks with a bad sense of how to run a business based on the fact they always want to give me free stuff

Is Gaberry refering to the illegitimate love-child of Berry and Gay?

...the quantum interference caused by that decision causes all of the atoms in the universe to simultaneously re-arrange themselves to a scale model of your penis...

My penis; causing universal chaos since 2012.

See what I mean, you have to go back four pages to find one without somebody quoting me, some shiznits are going on 'round here, I mean that'd imply that 1/15th of bay12's randomness is caused by me, should one extend the trend on a linear scale and judging by the 60,000 member count that'd imply that it should take 4,000 people to come up with the amount of ridiculous quotes as me, it's like Jesus just went "thy shall be blessed with bieng out of context!" and then Zeus decided to chuck in a couple of lightning bolts for good measure.

P.S: Extend the trend should ssooo be a song title

Dude, a third to half the damn quotes posted in the last few pages are things you've said on Skype within our B12 group...

[miauw62]

I mean that'd imply that 1/15th of bay12's randomness is caused by me,

Miauw used bad joke!

[Loud Whispers]

I mean that'd imply that 1/15th of bay12's randomness is caused by me,

Miauw used bad joke!

It's not very effective!

[Dermonster]

*Poke*

Not the place for extended conversation, gents.

[ashton1993]

Well I made a hot dog poo, do you think you can do any better?

It tasted delicious

[Ehndras]

Pardon my momentary deviation from my usual mature observations, but fuck you.

[MonkeyHead]

Yeah, spear combat consists of lobbing it straight through some important organ, twisting it around until they fall to their knees, and then fisting them until they finally, mercifully die.

[Ehndras]

[12:57:15 PM] «Acolyte Seer»: Starring the main character: Ass Ketchup

[Ehndras]

Sorry, but I'd rather bang a transvestite on a church altar while bathed in napalm than deal with your bullshit right now, woman.

[Gatleos]

[15:15] <lawastooshort_> Oh thanks Monkeyhead, your Abe Lincoln Gay Bar just broke my soundcard

[Flying Dice]

Osama bin Laden was actually a rogue Time Lord who has regenerated and is using the Hand of Talanda to engineer an interdimensional jihad.