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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761690 times)

fqllve

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How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
I don't know if I can grow that much body hair.
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You don't use freedom Penguin. First you demand it, then you have it.
No using. That's not what freedom is for.

MaximumZero

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I can loan you some. If I go on any dates, I'll have to have it back, though.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
I don't know if I can grow that much body hair.
I can loan you some. If I go on any dates, I'll have to have it back, though.
I'll give you my body hair free of charge. You can keep it. How much d'you need?
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THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Dermonster

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Oi. Stop that.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Twi

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TrueGlowcat: Yarn has never been more nefarious
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Furtuka

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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Stiric Steel is just what the guy calls his dick.
This is only hilarious to the people in the Dark Tides RPG group I was in.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Putnam

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Whatever. I'll just check out what really matters, ladies dressed with space, and be on my way.

RedKing

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Now the right side of my mouth and tongue feel like Auschwitz.


Little do you know that shorts are merely the larval form of pants!

Client "You're not saying lawyers always lie are you?"
Me: "No, I'm saying Buddhists don't like alcohol."
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 12:53:47 pm by RedKing »
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Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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<DigitalHellhound> Eww, greasy courtesans.
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<Gatleos> YES. RUB BUTTER ALL OVER *sound of sirens outside*
<Gatleos> OH SHIT
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Gunner-Chan

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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

ArKFallen

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I did a fist pump, yelled "YEAH!" and jumped in the air and freeze framed, then everything turned sepia

Best way to make money is prostution
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Truean

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Client "You're not saying lawyers always lie are you?"
Me: "No, I'm saying Buddhists don't like alcohol."
Was I lying about: what I was saying, lawyers lying, Buddhists not liking alcohol, everything, something, nothing, or too much plausible deniability? The tootsie pop and I, the world will never get to the center of either.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

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Da fuq did I just read?
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

Truean

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child-falls (that is, a waterfall of children instead of water)

That's like exchanging a police cruiser with a tank and wondering why all the traffic is suddenly more flat.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

Please don't quote me.
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