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[Rose]

I have nosebleeds, really bad nosebleeds. Usually this is caused by dry air, but it's very humid about right now. I don't know where these nosebleeds are coming from.

Anything sexy happening in your vicinity?

[Darvi]

Picked your nose lately?

[Pnx]

I have nosebleeds, really bad nosebleeds. Usually this is caused by dry air, but it's very humid about right now. I don't know where these nosebleeds are coming from.

Anything sexy happening in your vicinity?

Well, I have been playing The Witcher 2, and you know what that game is like...

Picked your nose lately?

There has been less than the normal amount of nose picking.

I think it might be the abilify giving me high blood pressure. Tomorrow I'll have to check my blood pressure and see.

[Dutchling]

Been to the dentist.
Now the right side of my mouth and tongue feel like Auschwitz.

[scriver]

I had no idea "visual snow" wasn't common, either. I thought everybody's sight worked like that. I mean, when I close my eyes it's like a psychodelic lightshow in there. If I concentrate on looking at my closed eyelids for a few seconds I do get an almost completely black circle in the center, though, but it's still party going on in the periphery.

My life is a fucking mess.

While reaching for my pill bottle so I could break up one of the highly addictive benzos that is presumably the only thing keeping me from turning into a walking writhing tentacled mass of panic six times a day I accidentally flipped a bowl of soup that I had barely eaten and sent it flying all over my bedroom, most unfortunately sending a potato into said bottle of clonazepam. Also there is soup in my hair. And you know what? Fuck it. I will take a shower tomorrow.

On the bright side I managed to save five pills so I won't have to go through the horror that is benzo withdrawl even though I've only been taking them three weeks. I guess it's more incentive for me to get off these awful things too.

[Loud Whispers]

Saw a pigeon with one foot and a stump just hobble around the street besides a dead pigeon. Move along stumpy, these are harsh cities for a pigeon to live in. I'm also suddenly struck by the notion that some time during 1:00 AM and 3:00 AM a battalion of men in green suits patrol the grounds putting dead animals amongst other things into black sacks. Potential nightmare fuel plot acquired.

[Darvi]

In the meanwhile, you avatar is all D:

Fitting.

[Dutchling]

blurb

[kaenneth]

It's the 'good' you that's gone, you are the evil one.

[Sirus]

Discovered that one of my favorite 4X strategy games will not render properly on my computer. Which sucks, because the old computer could render properly, but was ungodly slow. 

[Reudh]

Yeah, that reminds me of how when I rediscovered my six year old game that I had begun working on in 2006, age 14- I tried opening RPG Maker 2003 and it didn't work- some shit about not having the RTP in the files except that it did.


But I managed to fix that in the end. I'm thinking of tidying it up, and uploading it for anyone to use, but it's so shitty I don't think anyone would like it.

[alway]

I don't know where these nosebleeds are coming from.

Ooh! I know this one! They are coming from your nose.
Nosebleeds have a very large number of potential causes; though we can probably rule out pregnancy, menstruation, heart failure, and envenomation.

[Levi]

Michael Bay won't stop beating my inner child. 

[MaximumZero]

I don't know where these nosebleeds are coming from.

Ooh! I know this one! They are coming from your nose.
Nosebleeds have a very large number of potential causes; though we can probably rule out pregnancy, menstruation, heart failure, and envenomation.

Leech infestation!? 

[Nadaka]

I used to get nose bleeds while stocking the scented candle aisle when I was younger and working at wal-mart.