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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756453 times)

Darvi

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Which will be known for centures as the Squarepants Massacre.
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iceball3

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I may have died more often than I remember. I never did conquer New Beijing (Hong Kong?) without receiving free tickets for a cruise on the river Styx, but I have killed my share of cops there.
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Truean

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Children make the best pets. You usually die before they do, and they're so fun to mess with.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

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Flying Dice

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I couldn't find a way to get it onto people without ripping their clothes off.
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Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

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[10:59] <Arnellos> Translaterion: "My penis recipticle is making noise."
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My old graphics card appears to have gone missing somehow...

I'm not sure what happened there...
what cpu do you have?
You suspect the cpu of stealing the graphics card?
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You don't use freedom Penguin. First you demand it, then you have it.
No using. That's not what freedom is for.

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[16:45] <Karina> His biggest bonus is +3 inches.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Truean

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[Friend]: "How am I supposed to know if these shrinks are good or just get paid for their fetish of watching people lay on couches?"
Me: "Pants. If they take them off, that's bad."
[Friend]: "Well you're no help."
Me: "O, so you think the ones who take off their pants are good shrinks?"
[Friend]:  ::)
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

Please don't quote me.

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Well, yeah. You have to take your pants off to think properly. Gets the blood flowing, and frees your mind from the tyranny of pants.

At least, that's what mine tells me.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

kaijyuu

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Shorts. Best solution to the tyranny of pants, without indecent exposure charges.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

Vorthon

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That's just what they want you to think. Little do you know that shorts are merely the larval form of pants! They just sit there. Waiting. :P
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applesauce machine

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Shorts. Best solution to the tyranny of pants, without indecent exposure charges.
Or wear a bikini. They're like underwear you can wear outside and get wet. Or if you're a guy then speedos or a mankini or a codpiece or something. You've got options.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2012, 04:01:37 pm by applesauce machine »
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MaximumZero

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How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting
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