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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764423 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2595 on: March 18, 2012, 04:03:41 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 18, 2012, 03:59:03 pm
How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
I don't know if I can grow that much body hair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2596 on: March 18, 2012, 04:24:56 pm »
I can loan you some. If I go on any dates, I'll have to have it back, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2597 on: March 18, 2012, 04:29:30 pm »
Quote from: fqllve on March 18, 2012, 04:03:41 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 18, 2012, 03:59:03 pm
How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
I don't know if I can grow that much body hair.
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 18, 2012, 04:24:56 pm
I can loan you some. If I go on any dates, I'll have to have it back, though.
I'll give you my body hair free of charge. You can keep it. How much d'you need?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2598 on: March 18, 2012, 04:30:39 pm »
Oi. Stop that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2599 on: March 18, 2012, 05:24:59 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2600 on: March 18, 2012, 05:41:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2601 on: March 18, 2012, 06:00:42 pm »
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This is only hilarious to the people in the Dark Tides RPG group I was in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2602 on: March 18, 2012, 10:32:40 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 18, 2012, 10:22:13 pm
Whatever. I'll just check out what really matters, ladies dressed with space, and be on my way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2603 on: March 19, 2012, 07:33:29 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on March 19, 2012, 05:48:58 am
Now the right side of my mouth and tongue feel like Auschwitz.


Quote from: Vorthon on March 18, 2012, 03:55:54 pm
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Quote from: Truean on March 19, 2012, 12:34:35 pm
Client "You're not saying lawyers always lie are you?"
Me: "No, I'm saying Buddhists don't like alcohol."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2604 on: March 19, 2012, 01:39:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2605 on: March 19, 2012, 01:49:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2606 on: March 19, 2012, 03:31:38 pm »
Quote from: Gotdamnmiracle on March 19, 2012, 08:22:42 am
I did a fist pump, yelled "YEAH!" and jumped in the air and freeze framed, then everything turned sepia

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2607 on: March 19, 2012, 04:51:10 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 19, 2012, 07:33:29 am
Quote from: Truean on March 19, 2012, 12:34:35 pm
Client "You're not saying lawyers always lie are you?"
Me: "No, I'm saying Buddhists don't like alcohol."
Was I lying about: what I was saying, lawyers lying, Buddhists not liking alcohol, everything, something, nothing, or too much plausible deniability? The tootsie pop and I, the world will never get to the center of either.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2608 on: March 19, 2012, 04:52:26 pm »
Da fuq did I just read?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2609 on: March 19, 2012, 05:16:39 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 19, 2012, 04:57:21 pm
child-falls (that is, a waterfall of children instead of water)

Quote from: Girlinhat on March 19, 2012, 08:11:09 am
That's like exchanging a police cruiser with a tank and wondering why all the traffic is suddenly more flat.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

Please don't quote me.
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