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[Arcvasti]

Granted. The slaves and child labourers are treated well and generally have good education and a decent salary.

I wish for all the wheat in the world to burn.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the resulting fertile ash is itself edible somehow and also grows the best crop the world has ever seen next year.

I wish for a gamma ray burst to strike Earth.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It does so after we perfect space travel and Earth has been stripped of all its useful resources, so everyone had already left anyways.

I wish for spiders in my ears.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they dispose of any insects bothering you.

I change want 300 colonies of bullet ants to invade London.

[Arcvasti]

Granted, they are used to avert a famine and are delicious.

I wish for kidney failure.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is done in a controlled environment and studied minutely. The research done help improve kidney medicinal practices.

I wish for a madman to take control of the world.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The policies, while crazy, are beneficial and effective.

I wish for all mass on earth to suddenly become photons.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. The resulting lightshow is the most beautiful thing ever and everyone dies contented.

I wish for flaming hedgehogs raining from the sky.

[Tawa]

Granted, but it happened back when the world ended in 1999, so nobody noticed or cared that Lavos was shooting flaming hedgehogs in addition to flaming doom-rocks and lava.

I wish that every post I made had an infuriatingly large number of references in it.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. It inspire people to go investigate what the references were and now everyone enthuses with you about the things you were referencing.

I wish for global warming to accelerate.

[Aslandus]

Granted. People actually notice and stop denying it, so action is taken to stop global warming.

I wish for the sun to be 5 miles away from the ozone

[flabort]

Granted. You have terraformed Mercury to the point that it's atmosphere is thick enough to allow human habitation; including a ridiculously reinforced Ozone Layer. By doing this, you show off your transforming tools that change the future of humanity forever, allowing every non-gas-giant planet in the solar system to be habitable.

I wish for a mental burnout.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get lots of good ideas from it.

I wish to summon the Utility monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utility_monster

[Tawa]

Granted, but the only thing that brings it joy is being shot. It dies quickly.

I wish for the return of tuypo1.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted eating eyes helps your vision grow


I wish I could post on weekends and weekdays