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varkarrus

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Uncorrupt a wish!
« on: April 04, 2009, 12:57:21 pm »
It's basically the opposite of Corrupt a wish. You wish for something bad, and it turns out good! Or at least neutral.

I wish I was unfavoured by all the gods.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 01:18:02 pm »
Who are you again?

You are unfavoured by all the gods. Fourtunately, all the gods you know of have to do with bad luck, death, and torture.

EDIT: I wish I was ugly.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 01:24:33 pm »
You are so ugly that everyone died. Thus, you are free to call yourself pretty in comparison to the nearby trees.

I wish I was less cleverer.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 01:32:55 pm »
Fine, you are less clever, but happier.

I want to incur the wrath of all gods, everywhere on myself and everyone/thing I love.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 03:24:11 pm »
You incur the wrath of all 0 gods that exist.

I wish I had a wish fish in a dish.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 04:56:32 pm »
 You make a wise wish on the wish fish.

 I wish for world war.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 05:02:35 pm »
It's an EA PC game.

I wish that Introversion was bought by EA(introversion is a great software company, EA is the worst)

EDIT: clarification: if a game with the title "world war" exists, I did not refer to it. I refered to a EA suddenly deciding to make a game called "world war" that turns out, like all of their stuff, to have DRM worse than a virus and little gameplay after the first 5 minutes.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 05:26:34 pm »
Good. EA in turn, dissolves and spits out all of the companies it absorbed.

I wish I didn't have the ability to wish.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2009, 07:40:48 pm »
Granted. You now have reasonable goals to get to and live the rest of your life in happiness.

I wish EA bought off Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2009, 07:49:12 pm »
Granted, but DF players take enough hostages that Toady is given a huge staff, massive funding and complete freedom.

I wish I were going to die alone and unloved.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2009, 08:14:43 pm »
 You die alone only physically, for you died for your friends and they they were with you in spirit as you had your last minutes of life for their sakes.

 I wish I would just die.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2009, 08:19:18 pm »
It saves you from a painful and humiliating death of inoperable testicular cancer.  Also, when you do die, you come back to life as one of the cooler varieties of undead!

I wish my life would amount to nothing.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2009, 08:23:29 pm »
Granted, you become a great mathematician and change the world whit your discoveries about the number 0, you also revolutionizer physics whit your insights about vacuum.

I wish for eternal torment for everything that ever has or will exist.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2009, 08:58:24 pm »
Sure, but you also get eternal life as a side effect!


I wish the old "corrupt a wish" was REVIVED!!!!!
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2009, 10:03:58 pm »
Granted. But then the post is deleted.
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