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[Arcvasti]

Granted. The mortar shells are full of extra nutritious water that is really healthy for all non-weed plants. And they're made of biodegradable plastic bubbles. And they taste delicious.

I wish for stepping on caltrops.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the all of the bad guys dead from tetanus.

I for wish of disintegrate of all grammar.

[Aslandus]

Grammar Nazis fast so gone some for reason

I wish for broken bones

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but you start healing like wolverine.

I wish for an army of demons to erupt.

[Andres]

Granted. They freeze to death upon leaving the eternal fires of Hell.

I wish to be an amorphous blob full of pain and misery for all eternity.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but you absorb and digest the pain and misery of everyone leaving the world a happier place.

I wish the world was had no H2O

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted the world is now a dehydrated ball and when a meteor containing water strikes the earth it rehydrated and burst forth abundant life
(Did I do that right)

I wish to step on a bear trap

[Squeegy]

Granted, you are alerted to the animal trapped in it and free it, fighting back against poaching.

I wish for a land war in Syria.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted, the war ends many bloody years latter leaving a peace loving society and many corpses of terrorists and political extremists that are used as fertilizer making Syria a new farming super country boosting it's economy


I wish for no more wishes

[Squeegy]

I'm sorry, I thought this was uncorrupt a wish, not wishful thinking.

Granted, the new term for wishes is "change-wants."

I change-want donuts to no longer exist.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted there changed to nutdo's and society falls addicted to them



I change want pencils to be covered and sharp spikes

[Squeegy]

Granted, "pencil gloves" are invented and become a best-selling product. The economy flourishes as a result.

I change-want everyone to spend all their time on FG&RP.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted the forumites get to know each other better and we form a perfect community


I change want  a corrupt genie

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted but you trick him into giving you unlimited wishes.

I change want a mammoth invasion and occupation of earth.

[TamerVirus]

Granted, it happened already during something called the ice age

I wish for the return of slavery and child labor