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[WillowLuman]

Granted. They may be ancient, but they're also decrepit.

I wish all floors everywhere were lava.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted now the world has a nearly unlimited energy supply


I wish every cell tower on earth broke in one instant

[Aslandus]

Granted, people rediscover the wonders of speaking face to face

I wish all the trees disappeared

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
The trees are replaced with more trees that requires less water and is more efficacy.

I wish to be forced to admit that there is nothing I can be 100% certain about.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted you now have a new and wonderful view on the world


I wish all my bones were replaced with cartilage

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This makes healing damage much easier.

I wish to be fired out of a cannon into the sun.

[flabort]

Granted. You skim about just under the surface of the sun, and just before you suit give out, you are swung around and ejected from the sun to safely splash down in the Indian Ocean. You have just survived the newest extreme sport craze.

I wish for an atmosphere mostly composed of sulphurous gasses.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Everyone lives underground in ridiculous luxury, so its not an issue.

I wish for exploding whales.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Their suicide-bombing protests bring an end to whaling, though they make the sea a tenser place.

I wish for the Earth to be hit by a gamma ray burst.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted it mutates all humans into having awese super powers and fries the parts of their brains that cause conflict with each other



I wish the world wasn't filled with all these lovey dovey anti war nature dreams that can fly.
(I was safely hiding away in my fallout shelter eating lunch during this event)

[~Neri]

Granted. Everyone spontaneously turns into Kitsune. Who proceed to wreck havoc on the fabric of reality and retroactively make everything less boring.

Sun explodes backwards with an inversed downward upside every tusday now. Also Cthulhu drinks tea with the reanimated corpse of Lenin on Friday.

From the fox's standpoint, this is amusing. And since retroactively, you're a Kitsune, so do you.

I with everything was Eldritch. With foxes thrown in for th hell of it.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
everyone realized how dangerous using the new powers, which makes everywhere more peaceful

I wish to choke to death on ice cream

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Your soul doesn't leave your body though, because Death is on strike. The ice cream somehow preserves your body and stops it from rotting and you end up "living" quite a bit longer then is usually humanly possible before Death finally gets their pay raise and starts doing their job again.

I wish that all sentient life became toads.

[Rubidium]

Granted. Now everyone feels bumpy! No wait, the bumpy feels bumpy.

I wish to drown in a pizza.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, but you survive. Instead, the pizza pool induces such a euphoric state of mind that you are content living your life and promise to yourself that you will live it to the fullest.

I wish I didn't NOT go through with it.