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[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, your posts perk up several people.

I wish for a Nuclear winter

I wish that my eyes were actually carrots.

granted eating eyes helps your vision grow

Nice to see British WWII propaganda is still in effect. 

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Thankfully it cancels out global warming.

I wish for a robot rebellion.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted. Thankfully it cancels out global warming.

I wish for a robot rebellion.

granted, it overthrows a tyrannical government for the people, and finds people that will not be dictators ever that know the job to be put in the new positions.

i wish this wish was invisible, so that other people could grant it.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get everything good you wanted

I wish for someone to mess up and Make fun of the bleep sound effect

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, it's now the most hilarious youtube video on earth, made by you.

i wish for for for for for for for for for for for for for for......

my posts to stop laging.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
Your posts run the smoothest ever

I wish that I get hit by an truck

[Lyeos]

Granted.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wish to get stuck inside an incinerator.

[bigjaredmonkey]

Granted, you were an EEEVILL spy carrying world ending intelligence.

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[WillowLuman]

Granted, it's delicious cake, not deadly metaphor cake.

I wish for Disney and the BBC to merge, giving an American company monopoly over British TV.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
it gives the best of best worlds

I wish to be forced to debate an Presuppositional apologetic.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

You win the debate and change for the better


I wish both my legs would break right now

[WillowLuman]

Granted, your insurance pays for your choice of power-armor-pants or a high-tech all-terain wheelchair to support you in the meantime.

I wish for the world to come down with whatever that gut problem I had a week ago was.

[Stirk]

The gut problem you had weeks ago was actually a psychological issue brought about by your inner feelings of not doing enough for your fellow man. Humanity is launched into a golden age, where people finally begin to act to sooth this problem.

I wish to continue procrastinating instead of studying for the upcoming finals!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

You end up procrastinating in a way in which you memorize everything for the test and pass it with flying colors



I wish crops stopped growing

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Instead, they just pop into being fully formed and processed inside people stomachs. This emancipates the entire agriculture industry resulting in the permanent abolition of hunger and malnutrition.

I wish that we were invaded by omnicidal eldritch abominations.