Lots of good rolls this time around.
except for qwertyTurn 6!a=action roll
c=cornering roll
s=speed roll
aX just means auto fail or invalid or something of the like,could see a cX or sX.
The S _ _ bla rawrg _ IS the map,very simplistic ay?
Cautious driving this turn, I neeed to get to the last square safely
You pay careful attention to driving around hazards,you prepare to drive around Strife but you notice Banzayatc drive right over him!
You drive to the final stretch!
a5 (+2 strife evasion(doesn't really matter since Banzayatc hogged him),+1 cornering)
(Boar auto=3,nope)
c2+4=6
s6
I try to use qwerty's attack on me to instead benefit me, so that he pushes me faster instead of ramming/damaging me
You delecately match your movements to qwertyuiopas and brace yourself.He hits you and you are propelled by the force of the blow!
However you notice one of your wheels wobbling.
You continue on your journey,assured you'll never see qwerty again.
(Well,this race anyway)a6 (+2 speed,+1 def all,qwerty attack was sucessful)
c3
s4+4=6 (zoooom)
Me and the henchdwarf double-team Poltifar, since that is the only way I can get better than last(If someone is knocked out of the race permanently)
You smash into Poltifar,but are dismayed by him being propelled forward without as much damage as you were hoping for.
Your vehicle appears to be on its last breath,you know you can continue but it just doesn't budge.
Maybe you should push?
a6 (+1 attack,hench can attack this turn(no bonus))
(Poltifar armor(you)=1+1=2,-1 cornering)
(Poltifar armor(hench)=5+2=6)
c1+2=3 (almost)
s1-1=0 (oh my,that engine is kapouit)
TURBO SPEED! I push the button, while trying to carefully drive (yeah, change of driving style) on Strife, so his explosion will push me towards the finish.
You bash your button and drive right over strife!
He glows bright as the sun and explodes in a mighty show of force!
You recover from the shock and notice yourself soaring towords the finish line.
You also are caught by the fact that your vehicle's armor looks rather worn.
You cross the finish line landing oddly on your wheels,you hear the suspension squeek.
a6 (Qualifies for finish rolls! However...)
(Damage #1?=6)
(Damage #2?=6)
(Damage #3?=2,-1 def all)
cX (flying through the sky...)
sX (with the speed of explosives)
(Landing damage?=4)
Using basic physics, I crash Cheeetar into the wall since he's still attached to me.I change to normal driving. Let's try to get to the finish, shall we?
One of my cats jumps onto his face and starts a scratching him, so he can't see where he is going, and I detach myself, driving forward agressively.
Initiative roll(whos action comes first)Boski 1-3,cheeetar 4-6,the roll is a 3.
Boski performs some hectic movement in his efferts to Cheeetar off,he succeeds to Cheeetar's dismay.
Cheeetar collides into a wall while Boski moves to the final stretch.
a5 (Cheeetar gets a INSTA CRASH)
c4
s6+2=6 (zoooom)
aX (detached but,INSTA CRASH)
(damage?=6)
I have no armor, a damaged engine, and I lost my disposable dwarf-bomb. I'm neck and neck with two other angry maniacs with far tougher cars. I can do this.
Pump, pump, pump for all you're worth! Slow down and we're boned! Faster and we're kings! This is the last stretch boys! Give it everything you've got!
All dwarves to the pumps! The most aggressive driving ever! Lean forward for momentum! Flap arms to reduce weight! There's no stopping me now!
(Classy)
Mad Olan gets situated on his pump,you then proceed to whip your pumpers madly while you proceed to cross the finish line.
a6 (+1 to finish roll +1 speed)
c6
s3+2=5
More aggresive driving with some driving focus thrown in, I will win!!!
(note that drving focus is a guarenteed +1 cornering,no action roll)
You tighten your reflexes in an effort to keep yourself from going off course,you chant to yourself... "not now,not... now,I
must win!
Your efforts were not in vain,you cross the finish line.
aX
(Boar auto=3,not attacking)
c6+1=6
s5+2=6 (zooom)
I immediately attempt to pass the other 4th-square contestants, charging for the final stretch. Still on full aggression.
You focus heavily on the other races,recalling their patterns,plotting a method around them,but despite your best efforts you
Can Not get around them.It remains neck and neck,with some bozo flying over the course into the leading pack.
You cross the finish line.
a2 (no effects)
(Boar auto=1,"so the dude boar goes up to the counter..."
c1+1=2 (off course!)
(crash?=5)
s6+2=6 (zoooom)
I rush to the finish line as fast as possible, not caring for the other racers. I must get in the top three!
You put the pedal to the metal,but for some damned reason it won't accelerate!
You slow down,unable to keep up with the pack,however your boars get a few hits on passing Akroma,shearing her armor a mite.
a1 (auto fail speed roll)
(Boar auto=5,target=Akroma)
(Akroma armor?=2,-1 def all)
c3+1=4
sX (engine stalls out?)
(Aqizzar 1-2(he got a action bonus),Banzayatc 3,Kashyyk 4,Pandarsenic 5,6=re-roll)
1st place!:Congratulations Kashyyk!(1500 db)
(Aqizzar 1-2,Banzayatc 3,Pandarsenic 5,4 and 6=re-roll)
2nd place!:Banzayatc!(1250 db)
(Aqizzar 1-2,Pandarsenic 5,3 4 and 6=re-roll)
3rd place!:Aqizzar!(1000 db)
All other contestants,you still get 250 db pittence,unless your dead last.
Encounter roll=X no more encounters
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Muskoxen250 dbStrife26pot holeStatus:standard driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron armor
-Iron wheels
-Turbo button on console(+1 speed when pressed)
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage: -1 cornering, -1 def all
Current Stats: +2 speed
Location:Finished!
1250 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name: Olonfesh (Gearwing)
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron Wheels
-Iron Armor
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:-1 cornering
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:3rd square
0 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:The Bíll
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Spiked Wooden Wheels
Base stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Damage:no armor!
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Location:4th square
100 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:!!Lagwagon!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Rigged Wood Wheels
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-Henchdwarves, 1 basic(named Cog,tied to the screw pumps), 1 crazy(named Mad Olan)
Base stats: +1/2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Damage:-1 speed, No armor!
Current Stats: +1 Cornering
Location:Finished!
-1 Sabotage
1100 db (+400 betted)
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:Fasttrash the engine of driving
-Chassis(current car)
-iron Wheels
-iron Armor
-Boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Damage:-1 def all
Current Stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed
Location:4th square
100 db
Standard driving
-Chassis(current car)
-rigged wood
-iron armor
-boars
-basic henchdwarf(Furnace'd!)
Base stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:Finished!
1550 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Iron Madness
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Cats
-Crazy henchdwarf
Base stats: +2 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Damage:-1 cornering
Current stats: +1 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Location:3rd square
Carrying 250 db!
Crashed!
-1 sabotage
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Elfcrusher
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:3rd square
100 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:WAIT!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-basic henchdwarf
Base stats: +1 speed, +2 cornering, +1 def all
Damage:-2 speed
Current stats: -1 speed +2 cornering, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:Dreampaints the Sail of Breakfast
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Boars
-button labled 'faster' on console(squeeks when pressed)
Base stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def all
Damage:-1 def blunt
Current stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def burn/pierce, -1 def blunt
Location:Finished!
350 db
Added details on between race actions,and added repairs to the parts list.
series two parts are in!Since there is almost no way in hell qwertyuiopas will finish anywhere but last,should I end the race now?
Or should I let you guys trash each other cars some more?
Strife full update please,I expect properly balanced cash reserves on your part.
(specs still start racer life with
at least beginners package)
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