Wow,lots of horrible rolls.
Turn 5!?a=action roll
c=cornering roll
s=speed roll
aX just means auto fail or invalid or something of the like,could see a cX or sX.
The S _ _ bla rawrg _ IS the map,very simplistic ay?
I attempt to attack Boski whilst pushing forward to the third square
You give Boski a taste of your mind,but he rushes away while your boars single mindedly drive the Fast-trash forward.
a4
(Boski survival?=2+2=4)
(Boar assault!Target?=Boski(I did roll,sorry)To hit?=1,dumb boars...)
c6+2=well just fine alright?
s3+1=4
Really? Well, I drive forward! EAT MY DUST! YOUR BOARS SHAN'T CATCH UP WITH ME!
Your furnace flares up while you rush forward,evading Akroma's wrath.
a6 (+2 to survival rolls,+1 speed)
c2+1=3 (almost)
s2+1=3 (staying with them)
Eh, I can a make a footless dwarf work for me. I'll tie him in place and set him to pumping, with Cog (the not-crazy henchdwarf) joining in. I'll go back to driving like a madman while I have Mad Olon hang riggers to help steer around the pot holes and inevitable raiders.
You move over to Strife to tie him up,but in your lack of attention you somehow manage to tie up Cog instead!
He'll still be able to pump but isn't thrilled.
You also notice Mad Olan hanging pine fresheners for some reason...
After easily driving around the pot hole,you discover your on the final stretch!
a1 (manages to tie cog instead,Mad olan hangs pine fresheners,+1 to strife jacking)
(pot hole evasion=6)
c3+2=5
s6-1=5
I concentrate on returning on course.
You drive forward with a flame in your eyes,a sign of great determination,however you prove quite short sighted after going right off course and almost crashing into another wall.
You move along.
a1 (-1 speed and cornering)
c1-1=0 (oh my,-1 crash evasion)(off course)
(Crash?=4-1=3,not quite)
s5+2=6 (zooom)
I slow down and try to lasso Boksi so I can get a speed bonus from him pulling me.
You latch on to Boski,who now pulls your vehicle.
Your cats manage to scratch Banzayatc's vehicle,doing negligable damage.
a4 (+1 speed unless boski succeeds with speed roll(then you always succeed),however,if boski crashes,SO DO YOU! Lost if boski slows down and you pass him,or you fail the cornering roll)
(Cat assault!Target?=Banzayatc To hit?=4)
(Banzayatc armor?=6+2=6)
c6
sX (auto success)
More maniac driving while attempting to remove Strife from Aquizzar's car by the means of Auto-attacking, ramming, mind control and anything else that would fit the accasion
You assault Aqizzar with all your might!Doing considerable damage,you shear off his armor,and wreck his engine at the same time.
Your attacks,combined with driving right over the pot hole,sends you off course, but you keep up and reach the final stretch!
a5 (Boars target as requested,+1 roll for strife to fall out if you get the strife roll)
(Aqizzar armor?=6)
(Boar assault!Target?=Aqizzar(Action targeted) To hit?=6(+1 damage))
(Aqizzar armor?=1-1=0 (oh my) Armor lost!Engine damage!-1 speed))
(pot hole evasion=1)
c2-1=1 (off course)
(Crash?=5,yer oook)
s2+2=4
I change my action; I ram Aqizzar enough so that Strife falls into my car! I'll save you from involuntary slavery!
You aggressively attempt to swing your car into his,but miss horrendously and smash into a wall, luckily no damage.
a1 (over agressive ram=INSTA CRASH)
(Crash damage?=6,No problem)
I push my squeaky button as I charge to the pothole, which I plan to dodge around.
You hammer that button,creating squeeks of disturbing quality.
You procede to the final stretch,right over the pot hole!
a3 (squeeks galore! However no bonuses to avoiding the pot hole)
(Boar assault!Target?=Aqizzar To hit?=1 (tongues flapping about))
(pot hole evasion=1)
c4
s3+1=4
I ram Akroma for being so agressive.
You sway a little and drive into a wall.
Your vehicle looks worse for weather,but it still functions fine.
a1 (over agressive auto ram,INSTA CRASH)
(Crash damage?=3, a little banged up,but nothing to worry about)
What, no physics breaking?
Well, I go as fast as I can, but if there is a moment anytime(no chance of crashing because of it, or lost speed) I will try to(with henchdwarfs help?) try to repair my vehicle.
You go back to the engine area and work some bolts,however you do something wrong and it now works even worse!
Back into the drivers seat,you discover that you are way behind the competition.
Way to go loser!
a1 (-2 speed this turn,sabotaged own engine,permanent additional -1 speed until end of race)
c4+2=6
s1-4=0.000 (not going anywhere chump!)
3-1=2,Oh yes he does!
I'm going to fall off and service as a high explosive land mine!
You start glowing a bright red,everyone that passes between the 3rd and 4th squares are going to have to be extra careful.
You can't seem to move.
a6 (all have to roll to avoid you,if someone fails,Triple damage rolls! Only one may hit,if there are several failures,a special roll will be made to determine the unlucky explosives testee)
Encounter roll=X no more encounters
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Muskoxen250 dbStrife26pot holeStatus:Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron armor
-Iron wheels
-Turbo button on console(+1 speed when pressed)
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:-1 cornering
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:3rd square
0db
Standard driving
Vehicle name: Olonfesh (Gearwing)
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Iron Wheels
-Iron Armor
Base Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +1 cornering, +2 speed, +1 all def
Location:2nd square
Crashed!
0 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:The Bíll
-Chassis(current car)
-Furnace
-Spiked Wooden Wheels
Base stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Damage:no armor!
Current Stats: +2 speed, +1 ramming
Location:3rd square
100 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:!!Lagwagon!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Rigged Wood Wheels
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-Henchdwarves, 1 basic(named Cog,tied to the screw pumps), 1 crazy(named Mad Olan)
Base stats: +1/2 Speed, +1 Cornering
Damage:-1 speed, No armor!
Current Stats: +1 Cornering
Location:4th square
-1 Sabotage
100 db (betted 400)
Standard driving
Vehicle name:Fasttrash the engine of driving
-Chassis(current car)
-iron Wheels
-iron Armor
-Boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Damage:None
Current Stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 all def
Location:3rd square
100 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-rigged wood
-iron armor
-boars
-basic henchdwarf(Furnace'd!)
Base stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +1 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:4th square
50 db
Cautious driving
Vehicle name:The Iron Madness
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Cats
-Crazy henchdwarf
Base stats: +2 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all
Damage:-1 cornering
Assists:+1 speed,attached to boski(auto success speed roll when boski succeeds speed roll)
Current stats: +1 cornering, -1 auto attack, +1 def all, +1 speed
Location:3rd square
Carrying 250 db!
-1 sabotage
0 db
Aggressive driving
Vehicle name:The Elfcrusher
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-boars
Base stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Damage:None
Current stats: +2 cornering, +1 speed, +1 def all
Location:3rd square
Crashed!
100 db
Standard driving
Vehicle name:WAIT!!
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Henchdwarf Screwpump Engine(one operating)
-basic henchdwarf
Base stats: +1 speed, +2 cornering, +1 def all
Damage:-2 speed
Current stats: -1 speed +2 cornering, +1 def all
Location:2nd square
0 db
Aggressive driving
-Chassis(current car)
-Iron wheels
-Iron armor
-Boars
-button labled 'faster' on console(squeeks when pressed)
Base stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def all
Damage:-1 def blunt
Current stats: +1 Speed, +2 Cornering, +1 Def burn/pierce, -1 def blunt
Location:4th square
100 db
Final stretch for Aqizzar,Kashyyk and Pandarsenic.
Next turn see who wins!
(unless they all crash)And please people,when posting actions, if you are going to switch driving styles please say so specifically.(I.E. not "I'm going to speed up/slow down, I want to see "Agressive/cautious/standard driving"
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