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[Fluffe9911]

You know death seems a bit busy playing dice with that rogue fella I think im just gonna like... go out back out to fight the boss slime again and hope he doesnt notice me

[Nirur Torir]

Challenge Death to Hide and Go Seek, with me hiding.
When Death is counting, slightly move the note on the door, so it looks like I moved it and fled, but actually I stay in the game room and hide. When Death gives up and I've won, come out of hiding.

[Supernerd]

Turn 25


Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
You decide to play Hide and Go Seek with DEATH. You then go to move the note a bit, but when you do so the tape used to affix the note was scotch tape, which makes that sort of un-peeling noise that tape makes when you un-tape it to something. DEATH Immediately notices and just sort of waggles his bony finger at you, which is just super awkward because now DEATH thinks you were planning to escape when you actually weren't even trying to do that!

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Whistle (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You manage to sneak out of DEATH, and thus are no longer DEAD. Alas, the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime had already been defeated by the time you got out!

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": "Perfectly Fine" Mold "Crab" Slime: 3/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You go to the shop and and say "I require knife!". Fish Sugarpants gets the hint and offers you a knife for 2 Slime Coins.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You just sort of make a hole in the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 12 damage to it! An Appetizer Slime, a Factory Slime and a Black Slime are ejected in the hole-making process!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
7/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Stilettos (5), Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You stab the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime to deal 4 damage! You did it! You have finished off the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
4/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You whack the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime again for 1 damage.

Boss Counter!
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 5. It also rolled on top of you, dealing 4 damage!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You throw one of the Rock Slimes at the other Rock Slimes and take both of them out! You gain 2 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

Welcome to Level 2
It might not stop you from failing spectacularly at stuff, but having more HP, a D6 and a green name might help! Maybe not that last thing so much.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You attempt to befriend the College Slime. The College Slime hands you a small stack of paper. Its an SAT Test! On closer inspection, the SAT Test is also a Slime!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-164/Infinity HP.
Factory Slime: 9/9 HP
Big Glowing Slime: 8/8 HP
College Slime: 5/5 HP
Beard Slime: 4/4 HP. Swag: Razor (1)
Black Slime: 2/2 HP
SAT Test Slime: 1/1 HP
Appetizer Slime: 1/1 HP
Rock Slime was defeated! Horizon gains 1 exp
Rock Slime was defeated! Horizon gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime was defeated!
- Nirur Torir gains 2 exp
- Fluffe9911 gains 2 exp and a Whistle
- Quarque gains 1 exp
- Devastator gains 4 exp and a Glowing Rock.
- 16 Slime Coins fall to the ground in a heap!

Glowing Bigger Regular Slime rolled a 2. It rearranges its name to be a Big Glowing Slime. This doesn't change any of its abilities.
College Slime rolled a 3. It summons an SAT Test Slime!
Beard Slime rolled a 3. It reduces the amount of hair on Devastator slightly using its razor, and deals 1 damage.

[Quarque]

Pick up 4 Slime Coins from the heap dropped by the Glowing Mountain Slime, pay one of them to the dinosaur and rest under the oak tree to regenerate.

[BlackPaladin99]

is it a magic book?  If so, I buy it.  Either way, I turn into a Slime Necromancer, and finish resting. 

I think you missed my turn. 

[Devastator]

Take 8 slime coins, and start work on the Big Glowing Slime!  Dance on its top parts.

[Egan_BW]

Fill out the SATT slime, hopefully without killing it?

[Quarque]

I think you missed my turn. 

the confusion is probably cause you're listed twice in turn 24

Turn 24
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

[..]

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You end up not buying the book, and entitify yourself as a Slime Necromancer. Also, you find the time to heal yourself back up to full health.

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[Fluffe9911]

Blow the Whistle to let the Factory Slime know its shift has started before heading off and giving the Beard Slime a shave! (Im slashing it)

[MonkeyMarkMario]

((Considering there is slime gunk everywhere that makes since.))
Fine I guess I will try to find a source of flint and straight sticks again.

[Supernerd]

Huh. Not sure how that happened. I've fixed it in turn 25, the action has already been processed though.

the confusion is probably cause you're listed twice in turn 24

[Horizon]

Rest beneath the tree, by photosynthesizing with the power of the sun. Produce a weapon of wood with the suns energy.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Attack the Factory Slime with my File Set.

[King Zultan]

"This is my hole, it was made for me!"
Eat the appetizer slime then shove the factory slime out of my hole.

[Strif3]

I would love to join in on the slime-killing bonanza but my body is not yet complete.
Buy the knife for 2 slime coins, scurry out of the shop, proceed to make cuts in the slime wall looking for a Poison Slime or something equally basic.