Turn 28
A Big Boss Lump has formed on the Infinite Wall of Slime!
Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D8.
Roll: 5
You cut down the Big Glowing Slime, dealing 5 damage to it! You gain 2 exp!
Welcome to Level 3
Oh snap you are level three now! That is the best level possible! Or at least it is until someone hits level four or higher. You gain even more HP, a blue name, and an awesome D8 that is even better than a D6!
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Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
DEATH played paper! You now have permission to exit through the LIFE door!
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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
offscreen
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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
7/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": ""Perfectly Fine"" Slime 1/1 HP, Mold Slime: 2/2 HP, Spider Slime 2/2 HP
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
Your monstrosity falls apart when you try to clean it! You lose 2 HP in the process.
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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
7/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You... Don't keep kicking the factory slime. I guess I should probably give you a better reason than just that...
Um... Because you got tired due to the excess heat caused by global warming that the Factory Slime was partially responsible for?
Man that was a terrible reason wasn't it? Feel free to let me know if you want a better reason and I'll write something else that might result in you taking fail damage too.
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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
DEAD/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
DEATH doesn't seem to want this to be a regular thing, but agrees to accept the 2 Slime Coin payment in exchange for your exit, but next time you'll probably need to play a proper game with DEATH. Or maybe just walk out the door or something I don't know.
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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
You hit the Factory Slime to deal 2 damage to it!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
You pick up the two Slime Coins... Um... It sort of feels like you should have accomplished more than that with that six roll doesn't it? Umm... Hmm...
A Slime Coin Slime spontaneously generates from thin air!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You pick up the Razor (1) and a Slime Coin. Lets see... I guess with a roll of 5 you do indeed have time to check out the shop too! Looks like they have a sale going on for pants this turn! You can buy some Shorts for 1 Slime Coin, Jeans for 2 Slime Coins or Ripped Jeans for 4 Slime Coins.
Wait. Why are the ripped jeans more expensive than the jeans? Fish Sugarpants, please explain this... Hm... Uh huh... Oh I understand now. The fashion industry is absurd!
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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
7/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You photosynthesize yourself and restore 5 HP!
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
offscreen
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You ask for another test... But unfortunately the deadline for College Slime admissions appears to have passed! The College Slime returns to the Infinite Wall of Slime!
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Swag: Flint Spear Tips (C)
Slime Coins: 1
Roll: 4
Okay. You head to the shop, purchase some flint for 1 Slime Coin and craft some Flint Spear Tips!
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-164/Infinity HP.
Big Boss Lump (0)
Factory Slime: 2/9 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat, Quarque and King Zultan)
Basic Slime: 2/2 HP
Whistle Slime: 2/2 HP
Slime Coin Slime: 1/1 HP
Big Glowing Slime was defeated! Devastator and Fluffe9911 gain 2 exp. 1 Slime Coin drops to the ground, along with the Stilettos (5)
Factory Slime rolled a 1. The Factory Slime workers go on strike!
College Slime rolled a 1. The application period has expired and the College Slime is reabsorbed into the Infinite Wall of Slime!
Basic Slime rolled a 2. It makes Strif3 itchy to deal 1 damage!
Whistle Slime rolled a 3. It heads into the shop...
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