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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 25118 times)

Egan_BW

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Gently nudge regular slime off my property. You gotta pay, buddy!
Or else go to colleg.


Project a field of anti-teamkilling using my aforementioned secret dinosaur magics.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2023, 08:09:32 pm by Egan_BW »
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Horizon

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Exit through the Life door like the Kool-aid Man and rush to squash the regular slime that seems to be bothering Egan_BW.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2023, 07:10:32 pm by Horizon »
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Go and Praise Mitsloe the artist of my avatar!

Knightwing64

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Kill curious cat through absorbing their life-force with green lich fire. See if I get exp
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Elephant Parade

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At last! Back to actual actions. Make the trek to civilization—for real, this time. I will make Greater Slimylvania the tourist capital of the world.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Defend myself with my File Set against Knightwing64 for 1d6 damage.
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Quarque

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Help the machinist kill the Lich because I heard liches are worth a lot of xp.
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Fluffe9911

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Slash the heck outta that boss slime!
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King Zultan

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Eat the internet slime and see if I become smarter!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Strif3

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Grow a hard shell around my procured Regular Slime out of mold, as well as some appendages for nominal locomotion over land and for the manipulation of objects; become MoldSlimeCrabStrif3.

We're not at the absolute top of accursedness yet- but we're getting there.
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.

Supernerd

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Turn 23



Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 9
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You collect 2 of the Slime Coins. You then slice at the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime to deal 3 damage.

Boss Counter!
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 6. It leaps up and crushes you, dealing 9 damage. You are now DEAD.

You find yourself in a room. There are a number of board games on some shelves on the wall. A skeleton wearing a black robe is sitting down, wearing its iconic nametage indicating "Hello. My name is DEATH". To your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. There is a note on the door saying "No escaping please".

You see a Tree Sentinel run into the door with a resounding THUNK.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
8/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You slash the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime to deal 3 damage to it, but it still has plenty of heck left in it!

Boss Counter!
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 5. A trio of Rock Slimes emerge from the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime and fall on you dealing 2 damage. The Rock Slimes stick around!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You attempt to kill A_Curious_Cat, but your attack is thwarted by some kind of magical dinosaur magic (which is way more magical than non-magical dinosaur magic).

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": Fake Crab Slime: 1/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
Umm... I guess you convert the Regular Slime into a Fake Crab Slime! Congrats?

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You eat the Internet Slime for 4 damage, destroying it! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
You feel as if you have gained the power of having bad mental health!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
8/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You swipe three of the Slime Coins. You then attack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 4 damage. A Beard Slime is extracted from the wall!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You try to kill the Lich, but are pacified by some kind of secret dinosaur magic!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You stab yourself while trying to defend yourself using your File Set, taking 1 damage. It seems that self-inflicted damage doesn't count as teamkilling, which will be good to know if you ever feel the need to off yourself later.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
Huh.
You manage to distance yourself from the wall by walking away from the wall by using the Infinite Wall of Slime as a landmark. Due to the fact that it is infinite in size, it remains effective as a landmark no matter where you go.

Eventually you come across the moss-covered remains of what looks like it used to be some kind of structure!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
I guess you know secret dinosaur magics now? You project an aura of anti-teamkilling for this turn!

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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You run and jump at the door. OH YEAH!
Then you come to a sudden halt. It seems that the door is actually pretty sturdy and you don't smash through it, remaining dead. OH NO!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-152/Infinity HP.
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime: 12/18 HP (Nirur Torir: 3, Fluffe9911: 3)
Beard Slime: 4/4 HP
Rock Slime: 2/2 HP
Bigger Regular Slime: 2/2 HP
Rock Slime: 1/1 HP
Rock Slime: 1/1 HP
Internet Slime was destroyed! King Zultan gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 2. It whistles a catchy tune!
Regular Slime rolled a 4. It expands to become a Bigger Regular Slime!
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Elephant Parade

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A structure, you say? A structure implies civilization, which implies people, which implies TOURISTS. Search it!
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Fluffe9911

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"If 2 Health Rock Slimes exist shouldnt a 1 Health Rock Slime be called a Pebble Slime?"

Anyway slash that boss!
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Egan_BW

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Go to colleg for architecture.
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Nirur Torir

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"That is not dead which can eternal lie."
Beat Death in Liar's Dice. Bet 3 slime coins on me winning the game, because rogues can't play dice without gambling.
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BlackPaladin99

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is it a magic book?  If so, I buy it.  Either way, I turn into a Slime Necromancer, and finish resting. 
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