Turn 24
If this game seems stupid, that just means I am doing it right.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
You play a game of Liar's Dice with Death, which is basically poker but with dice. You end up losing a Slime Coin from this ordeal!
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You think about it, and get the feeling that it is possible for Rocks to come in all shapes and sizes as well as several levels of hardness, so it makes sense that different Rock Slimes might have different amounts of health.
Oh right, the attack. You nick the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime for 1 damage.
Boss Counter!
The Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 6! It glows an intense green color then smashes into you sending you flying! You take 9 damage and are now DEAD!
You wind up in a place you feel has been described many times, and there are board games on a shelf on the wall. A skeleton in a black robe with a nametag saying "Hello. My name is DEATH" is playing dice with a rogue. To your left is a door labelled "LIFE" with a note on it that says "No escaping please."
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
offscreen
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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
offscreen
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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": "Perfectly Fine" Mold "Crab" Slime: 3/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
Okay. I'll make the correction. Also you and the slime are now at full health.
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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
Roll: 3
You try to climb the Infinite Wall of Slime. You manage to get about three meters up it, which is nowhere near the infinite amount of height you need to get to the top. Its still pretty impressive with your equine build though.
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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
8/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You Spin Kick the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime to deal 6 damage!
Boss Counter!
The Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime attempts to crush you, but missed!
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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
8/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You throw a Rock Slime at the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime dealing 1 damage to both. You gain 1 exp for the defeated Rock Slime.
Boss Counter!
The Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 3. It casts Stone Bullet at you, dealing 2 damage!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You spend a bit of time looking for Knightwing64, but they are too hard to find on account of being offscreen!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You end up not buying the book, and entitify yourself as a Slime Necromancer. Also, you find the time to heal yourself back up to full health.
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
Huh. Well how about that. You explore the structure and find what you are able to identify as three rusted humanoid automatons. One of them has undergone massive damage and is missing multiple crucial components, one of them is more moderately damaged with a missing arm and what appears to be several bullet holes. The final one is inert, but mostly intact.
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
There isn't a college anywhere around here. Wait. Is that a crit? You tap on the Infinite Wall of Slime and out comes a College Slime!
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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You walk out the LIFE door like a normal person, and are now alive. You then stomp on a Rock Slime dealing 1 damage to it. The Rock Slime then stomps you back dealing 3 damage!
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You are now a Regular Human! You manage to find some slime gunk that looks adhesive enough, though its not good enough to constitute being swag.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-152/Infinity HP.
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime: 4/18 HP (Nirur Torir: 3, Fluffe9911: 4, Quarque: 1, Devastator: 6)
Glowing Bigger Regular Slime: 8/8 HP
College Slime: 5/5 HP
Beard Slime: 4/4 HP. Swag: Razor (1)
Rock Slime: 1/2 HP (Damaged by Horizon)
Rock Slime: 1/1 HP
Rock Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp.
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime rolled a 4. It glows and transforms the Bigger Regular Slime into a Glowing Bigger Regular Slime!
Beard Slime rolled a 4! It heads into the shop and comes out with a Razor!
Rock Slime rolled a 4! It stomps Horizon back to deal 3 damage!
Glowing Bigger Regular Slime rolled a 4! It ascends to level 2!
Rock Slime rolled a 2. It remains still looking kind of scenic.
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