Turn 26
Tip: Trying to do more than one action in a turn is allowed. Doing this will generally be less effective than only doing one action.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You manage to find a DEAD pencil somewhere, and write "Or Else" on the note. DEATH still seems incredulous, but doesn't seem inclined to nag you extensively over the whole routine.
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You blow the whistle. It turns into a Whistle Slime and your ears bleed for 2 HP! The spectacle alerts the Beard Slime to your attack causing that to fail.
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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
offscreen
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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": "Perfectly Fine" Mold "Crab" Slime: 3/3 HP
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
You purchase a Knife for 2 Slime Coins. You then proceed to cut into the Infinite Wall of Slime dealing 11 damage! Three Basic Slimes are cut out of the wall!
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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
Roll: 5
You eat the appetizer slime for 4 damage, gaining 1 exp. You are unable to shove the factory slime out of the hole because it is not in the hole. The slime wall is beginning to close in on you. You should probably leave the hole.
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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
7/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You jump on the Big Glowing Slime. You partially sink into it and your feet get stuck. And it steals your Stilettos! Also you didn't pick up 8 Slime Coins for some reason.
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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6
Roll: 6
You pick up 4 Slime Coins, give one to Egan_BW, then rest to fully recover your HP!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2
You use a file and slightly wear down the Factory Slime, dealing 1 damage to it!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You try to kill the Beard Slime, but are too distracted by the coins and the shop and only deal 1 damage to it. You only pick up 3 Slime Coins, and you have no idea what the book would do.
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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
4/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You are unable to do anything with the Sun, because the Sun is only the specific star that Earth orbits, and this isn't earth! Fortunately there is some kind of Star in the sky that you photosynthesis with to restore 2 HP. You also grow your pencil to be more weapon-like.
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
offscreen
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You have nothing to write with, so you are unable to fill out the SAT Test Slime! That means you fail! Fortunately you didn't put your name on the test and the SAT Test Slime doesn't remember you tried to take it.
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You are able to find some acceptable sticks near an Oak Tree, and there is some Flint for sale in the local shop at the price of 1 Slime Coin.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-164/Infinity HP.
Factory Slime: 8/9 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Big Glowing Slime: 8/8 HP Swag: Stilettos (5)
Basic Slime: 6/6 HP
College Slime: 3/5 HP
Beard Slime: 1/4 HP. (Attacked by BlackPaladin99) Swag: Razor (1)
Basic Slime: 3/3 HP
Basic Slime: 2/2 HP
Whistle Slime: 2/2 HP
Black Slime: 2/2 HP
SAT Test Slime: 1/1 HP
Appetizer Slime was defeated. King Zultan gains 1 Slime Coin.
Factory Slime rolled a 2. It reticulates its splines.
Big Glowing Slime rolled a 1.
College Slime rolled a 1. The Slime Government cut its funding, lowering its HP by 2!
Beard Slime rolled a 1. It cut itself while shaving, losing 2 HP!
Black Slime rolled a 3. It heads into the shop!
SAT Test Slime rolled a 1. It experiences a brain fart and forgets what happened this turn.