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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarf lawyers are specifically targeted during megabeast attacks, and somehow always end up on a chamber pot at the moment of discovery by megabeasts.

[Eric Blank]

Dwarves hate lawyers, they're the ones leading the megabeasts to the lawyers when they're vulnerable

[rico6822]

Every single animal person should be always playable in adventure mode considering that some of them require no savage areas at all.

If you only give your world 0 savagery tiles you can play as several birds.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The ability to play as a married animal person should be reserved for a DLC.

[King Zultan]

The ability to play as anything that's not a dwarf should be reserved for a DLC for each race, including the separate animal people races.

[Mr Crabman]

To prevent people just modding them into being playable without paying for the DLC, the raws should become closed source and hardcoded into the game.

[muldrake]

Musical instruments made of forgotten beasts.

Most components can be made of bone so you can literally already do that.

[Mobbstar]

Bones made of Forgotten Beasts.

[Uthimienure]

Seas made of cheese, and sailing ships.

[muldrake]

There should be food men like there are animal men, so you could have a dwarven cheese man, or a strawberry roast man.

[rico6822]

RULES OF NATURE

[Mobbstar]

There should be food men like there are animal men, so you could have a dwarven cheese man, or a strawberry roast man.

We do not talk about the meat men.

[Strik3r]

There should be food men like there are animal men, so you could have a dwarven cheese man, or a strawberry roast man.

We do not talk about the meat men.

The [GELDABLES] men. So horrible and disgustingly grotesque that even the ASCII tile has to covered with a mosaic censor, not to mention the sprite or creature description.

In fact since we're already censoring stuff, lets just cover the entire game screen with mosaic for several seconds when anything that could even remotely offend the perpetually offended happens onscreen. Vomiting? Censored. Fights? Censored. Praying? Censored. Any kind of interaction between a male and a female? CENSORED!

[PlumpHelmetMan]

We'd also have to censor any kind of interaction between two individuals of the same gender, and any interaction between dwarves and animals, and of course we'd have to censor the creatures in the game that don't have distinct genders, and any potential mythgen setups that would presuppose a specific mythological/religious structure, not to mention...ah fuck it, we're better off just discontinuing development of the game altogether.

Also I feel like the "censor X" suggestion is quickly becoming the new "X causes dwarves to explode".

[King Zultan]

We should send Toady to the gulag for creating this game and all the things that go on inside it!