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Starver

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« Reply #3960 on: December 24, 2021, 07:07:03 pm »
Forgotten beasts made of musical instruments.
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« Reply #3961 on: December 25, 2021, 04:06:44 am »
Musical instruments made of forgotten beasts.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3962 on: December 25, 2021, 08:16:31 am »
Musical beasts made of forgotten instruments.
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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« Reply #3963 on: December 25, 2021, 08:22:09 am »
The forgotten instrument the soprano sax has come! A towering saxophone composed of brass. Beware its deadly spittle!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3964 on: December 25, 2021, 10:00:29 am »
It's played by the Clinton Demon. Hide thy women.
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3965 on: December 25, 2021, 03:44:17 pm »
Every lifeform in DF should be procedurally generated Megabeast style.
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« Reply #3966 on: December 25, 2021, 05:08:12 pm »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on December 25, 2021, 03:44:17 pm
Every lifeform in DF should be procedurally generated Megabeast style.

That's actually planned to be the far end of the Mythgen randomness slider IIRC. So...seems Toady retroactively took this one to heart. :P
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3967 on: December 25, 2021, 05:43:31 pm »
(Proactively.)
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« Reply #3968 on: December 26, 2021, 01:40:05 am »
Turtles should explode when stepped on.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #3969 on: December 26, 2021, 04:54:46 am »
Everything should explode on contact with another things. Endless explosions until the world is no more.
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« Reply #3970 on: December 26, 2021, 08:28:03 am »
DF should cause your computer to explode when you touch it.
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Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3971 on: December 26, 2021, 11:11:38 am »
Prepared meals should have a flavour description based on the ingredients, similar to prefstrings in their implementation.  By default, all roasts are "roast-flavored".
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« Reply #3972 on: December 26, 2021, 05:23:58 pm »
"...The ingredients are exceptionally minced lemon, exceptionally minced lemon, exceptionally minced lemon and exceptionally minced lemon."

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« Reply #3973 on: December 27, 2021, 02:19:47 am »
If dwarves eat enough sour stuff should turn into lemons.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3974 on: December 27, 2021, 02:52:35 am »
If dwarves eat enough lemons they should turn into lawyers.
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