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[Egan_BW]

I mean, the ability to generate a nice happy world without death or conflict is already planned, as is the ability to generate the exact opposite of that.

[LordBaal]

I mean, the ability to generate a nice happy world without death or conflict is already planned.... the exact opposite of that.

The inability to destroy serveral awfull and misserable emptyness with life or peace?

[Egan_BW]

yeah sure

[IndigoFenix]

Among the many magical planes will be "mirror worlds" where everything is opposite. In classic Bizarro fashion, the exact meaning of "everything is opposite" is entirely arbitrary, leading to some things being opposite, some things being the same, some things being arbitrarially different and a lot of things not making even the slightest bit of internal sense.

Which is which will be procedurally generated.

[King Zultan]

The evil mirror version of your character should always have a goatee even if it doesn't make since like on alligator men.

[Mobbstar]

That all depends on which fairy tale you talk about because some of them can be pretty violent, like some of the stuff in Struwwelpeter.

If a dwarf gets buried under a juniper tree, its offspring has a chance of getting murdered, decapitation using a chest furniture.  The murder will be blamed on a child and the body butchered and cooked.  Burying the bones under the same tree as the first one results in a ghost, which goes on a mission abroad and returns with a millstone.  The ghost will then proceed to crush its actual murderer, regaining life in the process.

[Criperum]

Fast travel through circus. In a minecart running over ice rails

[Azerty]

rabies

I mean, infectuous diseases sounds like a good idea to implement.

[King Zultan]

Since dwarves can have multiple partners now days I say it's time to implement STDs!

[Starver]

Since dwarves can have multiple partners now days I say it's time to implement multiple Mothers-in-laws!

Bettered/worsed IFY

[Eric Blank]

Musical instruments made of food stuffs.

Imagine, an accordian, but made of thinly sliced ham

Slapbrapslapbrapslapbrapslapbrap

[Starver]

*cough*

(I found a surprisingly SFW set of links under "meat music", too... but far too many ads on the pages I might have actually been tempted to link in.)

[Eric Blank]

Well now Toady has to do it. It's practically mandatory

[Magmacube_tr]

Musical Instruments made of liquid, gas, or dust.

[Strik3r]

Musical instruments made of non-material concepts.