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[delphonso]

Censorship causes dwarves to explode.

[Mobbstar]

Censorship made of Forgotten Beasts.


As a consequence, letting anything naughty happen becomes a de-facto lose condition.

[Criperum]

There are rumors that deep underground ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ Beasts exist. They have multiple anomaly properties and can cause catastrophic death, destructions and injuries if not taken care of. But there is a secret organization PMI (Pour Magma on It) that searches, captures and pours magma on said objects. Any witnesses are ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ and all that they left with are uncertain descriptions like "Aril was a ▮▮▮▮▮▮ beast. A towering skinless ▮▮▮▮▮. It has ▮▮▮▮ and it has a ▮▮▮▮▮ appearance. Beware its ▮▮▮▮▮▮!" that basically means very little for those who try to know more.

[anewaname]

So, you can create a new world where the dwarfs have broken the candy... Like this, you should be able to create a new world where the dwarfs have broken the ocean.... Drop all ocean surfaces by many z's and flood all caverns with salt water.

[rico6822]

Sperm whale men should be given ability to breath on land so you can now play as the largest animal people.

[King Zultan]

All fish should be given the ability to breath air and move on land so their animal people counterparts can actually do something.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

At the very least make lungfish men a thing.

[delphonso]

So, you can create a new world where the dwarfs have broken the candy... Like this, you should be able to create a new world where the dwarfs have broken the ocean.... Drop all ocean surfaces by many z's and flood all caverns with salt water.

I love this idea. I'm going to use this in a DnD campaign.

[rico6822]

Bee woman.

[Eric Blank]

Wasp women. They just go around murdering people.

Wasp men are chill though.

We don't even have wasps in the game. The game needs wasps to piss off our dwarves as much as wasps piss us off.

I'm so fucking glad its winter right now

[Starver]

On that sort of thing, this link is strictly NSFW (but in a cartoony way, and 'only' adult-themed rather than the worse stuff) much as with the rest of that site and the game it documents. Caveats aside, it's one of the natural (terrible) extension to this whole line of thinking.

[Eric Blank]

Furry/monster porn was not a natural extension, actually. You're just a pervert. I mean, we're all perverts around here, but this is not a porn site for a porn game, unlike this game you linked to.

Which does violate the terms of service, by the way. You should remove that link.

[Starver]

Natural extension?

Ooooer...

(Ahem. Sorry!)

[LordBaal]

My, eyes starver, they hurt now...

[King Zultan]

All creatures should have secret porn of them hidden in the raws of the game.