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[Prophet]

A  Oh hey this is back! Huzzah!

[Detoxicated]

C: time to escape, sure, but in the process, let's be a little wild with the claws and fire and try to bring the roof down on these assholes.

C

[chubby2man]

C: time to escape, sure, but in the process, let's be a little wild with the claws and fire and try to bring the roof down on these assholes.

C

+1

[Prophet]

C: time to escape, sure, but in the process, let's be a little wild with the claws and fire and try to bring the roof down on these assholes.

+1 Oh might as well do this and save at least some of our pride. Hopefully these peon corpses perish.

[Iituem]

3, 4

You tear into a nearby structural pillar with your forelimbs, showering yourself with heavy stone blocks - enough to scatter the mob of undead clambering over your hide.  It doesn't crush any, but the falling pillar drives a wedge between those undead immediately around you and the rest.  You drag yourself, bleeding dangerously, away from the horde as they begin to climb over the fallen pillar and make your way with desperate haste to the upper layers of the necropolis.  Closing heavy stone doors behind you, you reckon yourself out of their reach.

Disastrously, you have left that layer without victory or treasure and only deadly wounds to show for your troubles.  Even now, your survival is not guaranteed, as you have suffered serious injuries and are still blind in one eye.  Depending on how your recovery goes, you could lose the eye or fail to grow back the torn-off scales, leaving a gap in your armour.

A) Get to your hoard.  Draconic sleep is the best medicine.
B) Get to your minion.  Command Gugujib to seek out a healer who can tend to your wounds.
C) Get to the swamp.  There are surely herbs that could aid your recovery.  (NB: You have no skill in Apothecary, but you could get lucky.)
D) Get to a kobold homestead.  Intimidate or entreat those wretches into providing medical assistance.
E) Get to the chopper.

[Kashyyk]

A

[chubby2man]

A

[10ebbor10]

A

[Prophet]

A

[Detoxicated]

C

[Iituem]

3, 3, 3, 6

You collapse onto your hoard, trusting to the healing power of gold and silver to tend to your wounds.  You let the memories take you...

...soaring above, then swooping low and snatching the cavalrymen, horse and all, into the air to eat your fill.  You let out a bellowing laugh, but fail to spot the arrow soaring towards the old gap in your scales...

You are dredged from your dream by a high pitched scream, three weeks later.  You blearily drag yourself up from your hoard, scattering piles of trinkets, masks and jewellery, only to discover that your lair is under attack!  Gugujib is cowering behind Prince Narsis' burial casket, firing shots with her crude shortbow at a band of six kobold adventurers, each equipped with their own bows and spears and also wearing heavy hide armour reinforced with beaten copper breastplates.  Much worse, the adventurers seem to be accompanied by a dozen tame spit lizards, all of whom are lining up to launch their acidic spit against your sleeping form!  Gugujib at least proves her value by placing an arrow through one of the adventurers' eyes!  One less annoyance to deal with.

Dragon: 2/3hp, Armour 0, Personal Combat Melee +3 (6-2 damage), Ranged +2 (1 damage, Range 1), Mass Combat Melee +3 (3-1 damage), Ranged +2 (3 damage, Range 1).
Gugujib: 1hp, Personal Combat Ranged +1 (1 damage, Range 1).

Kobold Adventurers: 5/6hp, Armour 1, Ranged +1 (1 damage, Range 1), Melee +1 (1 damage) [Personal Combatants]
Spit Lizards: 12hp, Ranged +2 (1 damage, Range 1), Melee +2 (1 damage) [Mass Combatants]

Some of your wounds have healed, but you are still blind in your left eye and there is still a gaping hole in your scales, negating the protection of your armour.  What will you do?

A: Flee into the catacombs, abandoning your hoard and lair for a new place to rest and recover.
B: Try and bring down some of the ceiling on your foes, regardless of the damage to your lair's structure.
C: Use your hoard as cover and try to engage your enemies at range.
D: Breathe a gout and then charge straight in, trusting to your claws for the battle.

Your enemies are placed far enough apart that you cannot easily engage both at once.  Will you...

A: Target the kobold adventurers first?
B: Target the spit lizards first?

[Kashyyk]

DB

[Maximum Spin]

DA on the basis that the animals will be less effective without command.

[Prophet]

D
B

These skulking scum! How dare they attack our lair! We'll slaughter their lizards and them! Here's hopin' we don't get a game over. I'd be really sad if we lost this game as soon as we got it back.

[Weirdsound]

DA