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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788960 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3540 on: November 23, 2017, 03:39:59 pm »

A Demand the whole country.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3541 on: November 23, 2017, 03:40:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3542 on: November 23, 2017, 03:45:00 pm »

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
Seriously, let that go, it's been a bit funny but it'll get irritating if you keep on it for this guy's entire rule :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3543 on: November 23, 2017, 03:49:09 pm »

A Demand the whole country.

Yes, Our greedy eyes will turn into the east, now I understand why so much war over spices

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3544 on: November 23, 2017, 03:51:04 pm »

What was that prophecy again?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3545 on: November 23, 2017, 03:55:11 pm »

What was that prophecy again?
East good west bad.

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
Seriously, let that go, it's been a bit funny but it'll get irritating if you keep on it for this guy's entire rule :P

Hopefully it'll be a short enough rule then, so it doesn't get too annoying!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3546 on: November 23, 2017, 03:57:36 pm »

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
Seriously, let that go, it's been a bit funny but it'll get irritating if you keep on it for this guy's entire rule :P

Hopefully it'll be a short enough rule then, so it doesn't get too annoying!

My crystal ball is saying that this will be the longest lived ruler, Lucky guy don't you think?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3547 on: November 23, 2017, 03:59:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3548 on: November 23, 2017, 04:06:52 pm »

A

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
Seriously, let that go, it's been a bit funny but it'll get irritating if you keep on it for this guy's entire rule :P

Hopefully it'll be a short enough rule then, so it doesn't get too annoying!

My crystal ball is saying that this will be the longest lived ruler, Lucky guy don't you think?

If the Sorceresses health boon applies, and we stay out of serious clusterfucks, this could be the case.

"It seems people of Methiant do not wish to be friends with dwarves anymore. So be it!" They storm away angrily.

Lol. The dworfs think they are capable of friendship! Adorable.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3549 on: November 23, 2017, 04:18:13 pm »

A

That could have gone better, but we more or less planned to ignore the dwarves anyway. Maybe we can do business with Ankurvat from now on. But we may want to set extra guards on the treasury since dwarves recently upped their game at raiding. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3550 on: November 23, 2017, 04:27:07 pm »

A

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
Seriously, let that go, it's been a bit funny but it'll get irritating if you keep on it for this guy's entire rule :P

Hopefully it'll be a short enough rule then, so it doesn't get too annoying!

My crystal ball is saying that this will be the longest lived ruler, Lucky guy don't you think?

If the Sorceresses health boon applies, and we stay out of serious clusterfucks, this could be the case.


hmmm, we had twins.. If it's not the boon working I don't know what it is, I am curious what the "prosperity for the nation" magic would do, but if we ever wants to make another pact with her we should choose this
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3551 on: November 23, 2017, 04:27:43 pm »

You decide to write a letter to Calahan, demanding return of the rightful Methiant territories.

Finally, you grant an audience to the merchants.

"King Cyl!" They begin with saddest voices ever. "The expedition that went through the mountains, got to Gubta but was robbed and then held prisoner for few years before they were allowed return! The Gubta treat our men terribly and rob us!" You decide to...

A) Remove their sads with enough moneys.
B) Send an angry letter to the Gubta.
C) Shrug and tell them to go, you wasted enough on this.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3552 on: November 23, 2017, 04:28:47 pm »

C, all the C. We already wasted way too much on this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3553 on: November 23, 2017, 04:29:40 pm »

C Whoo time to hopefully swallow up Ceodwell. As for the Dwarves we've tried to be nice but they refused then they come to our court and then they try this when it's been known for quite some time that our Kingdom has been suffering from regular bouts of low money. If anything we should be insulted as they are clearly the ones who don't care about friendship.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3554 on: November 23, 2017, 04:30:00 pm »

B

Might as well see if we can get Gupta to agree to a trade deal as compensation, since they actually found a secure passage through the mountains.
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