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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788974 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3525 on: November 23, 2017, 01:41:56 pm »

C.
LETS GO LUCK
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3526 on: November 23, 2017, 01:43:05 pm »

money right now: 3 (I think our two reforms were already paid this year)
silver and cooper still coming for a total of 5

A) Lose 1 wealth and have two for the moment (I am pretty sure the other two will ask for money though)
B) Problems in a near future with dwarves or a curse
C) No charisma bonus, maybe luck bonus, the results can vary from okay things to bad things
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3527 on: November 23, 2017, 01:50:53 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3528 on: November 23, 2017, 02:10:00 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3529 on: November 23, 2017, 02:54:44 pm »

C

...Although honestly I'm hoping it goes badly so we get the option to declare war on the weakened dwarves and look to the East as the prophecy tells us to.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3530 on: November 23, 2017, 02:56:14 pm »

C If they want to be friends then good. If they want to fight then bring it on. That was human land originally anyway!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3531 on: November 23, 2017, 03:17:50 pm »

C Yeah, if the dwarves don't shut up and let us have a Ceodwell event, they will feel the brunt of our prophecy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3532 on: November 23, 2017, 03:26:48 pm »

You try to solve this diplomatically.

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This only incenses them more. They mumble angrily in their language amongst themselves for a while.

"It seems people of Methiant do not wish to be friends with dwarves anymore. So be it!" They storm away angrily.

The guards look after the dwarves and then ask whom you want to see next.

A) The merchants!
B) The Spymaster!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3533 on: November 23, 2017, 03:27:47 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3534 on: November 23, 2017, 03:30:31 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3535 on: November 23, 2017, 03:31:42 pm »

B

indistinct grumbling about ruining relationship with the dwarves
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3536 on: November 23, 2017, 03:35:43 pm »

Yeah it sure sucks not being charismatic.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3537 on: November 23, 2017, 03:37:15 pm »

These dwarves are being assholes. We offered to support them, and their king wrote back, as opposed to some clerk. That should be seen as a sign of good will. These petty ones cannot be thought of as the whole representative of their people.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3538 on: November 23, 2017, 03:38:27 pm »

You decide to meet with the Spymaster, who shows up at the side of your throne. You wish he didn't to that.

"My liege, I have fortunate news. My agents, after browsing through some libraries within Ceodwell and Methiant, have found some legitimate documents and maps which seem to indicate that the border of Methiant and Ceodwell is currently at least fifty miles too far to the west." Your courtiers murmur. You decide to write up a letter to Calahan III, in which you...

A) Demand return of the rightful Methiant territory.
B) Monetary compensation for the territory.
C) Inform him that you formally 'cede' the land to him.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3539 on: November 23, 2017, 03:39:40 pm »

A
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