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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788899 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3570 on: November 23, 2017, 05:37:32 pm »

I'd rather fight the dwarves first. Unless Gubta reads our letter and declares war straight away, we can pass on fighting them

Not war with Gubta, with Ceodwell.

Edit: At this rate we should line the eastern boarder with troops and just start marching!
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Rubble 8 - The most powerful modding suite in existence!
After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3571 on: November 23, 2017, 05:51:22 pm »

C HOLY FUCK THE SCEPTER NOOOO

Now we are gonna see that shitty rain episodes again ruining our lands and making us spent resources
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3572 on: November 23, 2017, 06:02:20 pm »

C What was that? I couldn't here you over the sound of you destroying the friendship we had Dwarves. We could have been the best of allies but no you had to break our heart with your rejection.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2017, 06:15:46 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3573 on: November 23, 2017, 06:23:23 pm »

C - Yeah, that's either sabotage or shoddy workdwarfship - if it's the latter, we should get a refund.  If it's the former, we should declare war.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3574 on: November 23, 2017, 06:24:08 pm »

C

Also send a letter north to Cydwyl. We're looking at two battlefields now: Ceodwell and Zasitost, and it seems like the right time to ask the Warrior Queen if she can repay some of the favors we've done over the years.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3575 on: November 23, 2017, 06:39:35 pm »

C
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3576 on: November 23, 2017, 07:22:30 pm »

C
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3577 on: November 23, 2017, 09:35:38 pm »

D. Prophecy yo.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3578 on: November 23, 2017, 09:54:08 pm »

C

We will wish to let them know of our displeasure, before an outright attack.
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3579 on: November 24, 2017, 12:46:25 am »

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b
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You decide to send a letter to the dwarves too.

Few days later you receive a letter from Calahan III; he writes in it that he wants a copy of the documents to see if they're legitimate and he might be willing to negotiate your purchase of the lands.

A) Eh, let's drop the issue.
B) It was a demand, not an offer! TO ARMS!
C) Fine, I will send him a copy.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3580 on: November 24, 2017, 01:08:04 am »

C
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3581 on: November 24, 2017, 01:08:16 am »

C
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3582 on: November 24, 2017, 01:09:51 am »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3583 on: November 24, 2017, 01:26:17 am »

B
« Last Edit: November 24, 2017, 01:41:25 pm by Puppyguard »
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3584 on: November 24, 2017, 01:27:02 am »

B We plan to take the place anyway, may as well start.
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Rubble 8 - The most powerful modding suite in existence!
After all, coke is for furnaces, not for snorting.
You're not true dwarven royalty unless you own the complete 'Signature Collection' baby-bone bedroom set from NOKEAS
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