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Author Topic: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side  (Read 16563 times)

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2016, 11:00:15 pm »

((People aren't dying fast enough. As the first on the unofficial waitlist, I demand blood! Armok does too!))
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2016, 11:36:50 pm »

As anyone who has been in my games since Sky Tower knows, I am quite bad at killing people off. Too merciful.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2016, 02:30:53 pm »

As anyone who has been in my games since Sky Tower knows, I am quite bad at killing people off. Too merciful.
Maybe you could send Earth Elementals or barbaric raiders at people?
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2016, 03:08:19 pm »

Recommendation to Ground: Make some earth elementals.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2016, 02:52:51 am »

(lawastooshort) Nigel:

[1] The shopowner narrows his eyes suspiciously.

"Flammable oil, eh? Now that I think of it... I haven't seen you around." He seems to be thinking what to do.

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[3](-25% rusty)(+10% farming) = 2.5
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[5](-25% drains well)(+75% needs clearing) = 6.6

Nigel makes nearly no headway in clearing the grassy field further. Maybe he needs a non-rusty tool. The ground seems to [5] not really care about being de-grassed.


(Nirur) Phil:

The furrowedness is [4] still being maintained. Apparently the ground is still asleep. Phil proceeds to plant the base herb seeds, and watches them turn into SPROUTS.


(darkpaladin) Mergol:

[6] Indeed, it is not the shop of crushing hopes and dreams! Mergol looks around, marvelling at the sparkling rocks of various shapes, crushed sand, immaculate glass vials, and curious roots hanging off one shelf. A shakey voice asks him,

"H-how did you find me...?" The speaker is a short, fragile-looking old lady with a pointy hat and a fearful expression on her face. "This place should be warded..."


(Flying Dice) Roland:

Roland runs at the ground with his bare fists!

[2](+50% DETERMINATION)(-33% unarmed) = 1.98
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[4](-50% loamy) = 2

Surprisingly, he holds his ground! He strikes with his fist, the dirt shifts to deflect his blow and strikes back, but he blocks with his shin.

The earth seems mildly impressed by Roland's willingness to fight without metal weapons tools. +1 respect!



Somewhere on planet, confused earth elementals are born. They look purposeless, and quickly turn back into dirt.


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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2016, 03:22:18 am »

Wait, we can make recommendations for the ground?

Start working up that magma flow,
that magma flow is the way to go!
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #81 on: January 10, 2016, 03:24:28 am »

Suggestions for the ground:
Gather and polish valuable gems that are inside you. Sell them for as much as you can to humans. Take their human money and use it to buy as much agricultural equipment as you can to drive up the prices. Capitalism ho!
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #82 on: January 10, 2016, 03:24:55 am »

... That wasn't serious :P
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #83 on: January 10, 2016, 07:30:09 am »

"Oh I don't know, I was just looking for a shop, and what do you know, I found one. Anyways, what are you selling?"
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #84 on: January 10, 2016, 07:43:23 am »

"I'm not selling anything!!" The lady tries to shove Mergol out.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #85 on: January 10, 2016, 08:04:42 am »

... That wasn't serious :P

But I made it rhyme and everything! C'mon, just a liiiitle magma.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2016, 10:20:45 am »

Forage for wild plants.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2016, 10:53:51 am »

PTW and waitlist.

I don't care if I don't get in, this is too awesome to ignore.

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2016, 09:15:30 pm »

These fists are the fists of the people! Keep the earth submitted until the bloody herbs are mature.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2016, 11:27:27 pm »

I don't think you actually planted them....
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