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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #105 on: January 15, 2016, 08:13:42 am »

They're already not hoed!

Carefully scatter a portion (or two) of infernal herbs over the resisting patch of earth, as they are supposed to pierce the damn stuff.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #106 on: January 15, 2016, 11:51:21 am »

Counter the attempts to incite the earth with my Ghostly Powers.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #107 on: January 15, 2016, 12:42:01 pm »

Commence violent soil liquefaction
To punish their infractions
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #108 on: January 15, 2016, 01:49:42 pm »

Once the Earth was noble and proud,
until the farmers disgraced her and ploughed.
But she would regain her place, she vowed,
by treating them to a PYROCLASTIC CLOUD!
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #109 on: January 15, 2016, 07:32:19 pm »

Once the Earth was noble and proud,
until the farmers disgraced her and ploughed.
But she would regain her place, she vowed,
by treating them to a PYROCLASRIC CLOUD!

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #110 on: January 16, 2016, 06:02:39 pm »

Whilst gathering the bloody herbs, in a heartfelt tone.

"O wondrous soil, what torments you so? We are kin in being; you give unto us the fruits of our labor, we enrich you with the remnants, and in the end all men return to your embrace, giving even our very flesh to hearten you! Why be you so wrathful when looking upon us simple folk?"
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #111 on: January 17, 2016, 08:30:05 am »

(Nirur) Phil:

[5] The ground remains fairly silent.

[3](+50% DEVOTION) = 4.5 potential

[3]
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2

Phil acquires 4 base herbs and a base herb cutting!

The act of harvesting plants causes the ground to wake up, but Phil runs away before it can do anything. He goes to the town!

[1] Unfortunately, every vendor he has gone to laughs at his face. "Nobody wants to buy base herbs," one says, between chuckles. "They're barely herbs because of their use as reagents, but are as common as grass and tastes like it too!"

[2] The same story with the mana potions, though people are more polite. "We don't have mage folk around here," one kindly-looking lady says. "You should try selling those to adventurers that pass by every often. They usually have mage folk with them."

Phil also retroactively regains 22 bronze because Skyrunner has figured out a way to calculate repair costs.`


(darkpaladin) Mergol:

[5] Mergol easily finds the village smith. Smith greets Mergol with a hearty laugh and invites him to look at his rack of toolheads.

"I have all sorts of metals here, and I can make tools out of any metal if you just pay me for the shippin' and handlin' and stuff. Do you want a hoe, or..?"


IRONWOOD HOE: Not repairable. 6 durability. 13 bronze.
IRON HOE: 8 durability. 22 bronze.
BRONZE HOE: 10 durability. 45 bronze.


(lawastooshort) Nigel:

Nigel carefully scatters a single infernal herb's pieces over the land.

The area instantly catches fire and burns up, leaving the ground with a hard crust but fertile. ("needs clearing" is now +0%. +hard crust. +25% production for one harvest.) The hard crust will probably make it a little annoying to break up the dirt to plant something.

Incidentally, being burned hurts, and the earth writhes in pain.


(Flying Dice) Roland:

[6] The dirt makes waves and ripples. It is probably trying to communicate something! But you don't speak Dirt. However, the ripples knock some of the shallowly planted bloody herbs over, reducing POTENTIAL by 10%.

While the earth is distracted, Roland quickly plucks all the other herbs out.

[2](-10% knocked over) = 1.8 potential

[2]
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3 DC

Roland does not do a very good job, and gains one bloody herb along with some bloody herb shoots.


(?) EARTH:

Now just one moment here, you think. While PYROCLASTIC DEATH FROM ABOVE, KARATE GNOMES and UNHOEABLE DIRT sounds nice and all, aren't you jumping the horse, so to say? A couch potato does not simply become a master archer in a fortnight. They have to prepare some foundations before it's even remotely possible to shoot a bow.

Likewise, perhaps it is better to practice how to wield your new sentience against people with less DETERMINATION, DEVOTION and DESTINY than these four people, and instead terrorize some hapless farmers first. And before you can do that, you should probably build up resources like MAGMA or TECTONICS.



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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #112 on: January 17, 2016, 08:42:35 am »

"Perhaps I'm right" the earth solemnly thought,
"I should gather some strength before destruction is wrought."
So with great concentration and proverbial clenched hand,
It started to practice the moving of land.

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #113 on: January 17, 2016, 10:11:32 am »

Earth

Begin to gather MAGMA from the depths of the world for our glorious goals.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #114 on: January 17, 2016, 10:32:43 am »

Explore to find more potion reagents.

((Hey, other farmer types: If we're near each other, and anyone can find me, I'm interested in using my cool toys to grind up my potion-making on your plants.))
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #115 on: January 17, 2016, 11:01:50 am »

((are we near other farmer types? I have earth burning leaves available!!))

Lie down on the earth and speak soothing loving words to it, stroking it gently as I do so.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #116 on: January 17, 2016, 11:41:22 am »

Yes, you are all near the same village.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #117 on: January 17, 2016, 04:27:19 pm »

"Perhaps I'm right" the earth solemnly thought,
"I should gather some strength before destruction is wrought."
So with great concentration and proverbial clenched hand,
It started to practice the moving of land.

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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #118 on: January 18, 2016, 01:01:38 am »

"Perhaps elsewhere would prove calmer..."

Move about a quarter of an acre away. Replant the bloody herb shoots.
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Re: EXTREME FARMING SIMULATOR and herbs on the side
« Reply #119 on: January 18, 2016, 07:26:39 am »

An acre is 200 meters by 20 meters. Did you move 50 meters or 5 meters away? :v
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