Be more dragony.
[5] You tie sheets around your shoulders and waggle them in the air. Wings?
I am the god emperor of revolvers, user of revolvers and pirates....and part revolver, part man, all around pointless.!
[3] That is correct. Also, the dice roll there means nothing.
Await someone to... Do whatever it is you do with ads.
[9] Someone generates billions of dollars in ad revenue.
Im a gun. I don't have a tongue. And if these green buggers try a thing, shoot em in the face
[2] You can't fire yourself. Opposable thumbs might be useful.
make way for the god revolver!
I have no clue what I'm doing but I guess a revolver with more revolvers and pirates that is a god is good enough
[10] Something happens. I can't identify what you're trying to do here.
PILOT THE SPACE SHIP TO TERRA!!!
[6] You point the ship in the general direction of a planet and throttle up to full!
Learn a magic spell benefiting my class.
[9] You have learned
Slay Living!
Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!
[10 v 5] The ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND is riddled with bullets! Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to kill him...
yes, we shall take down the false emperor and claim it for its rightfull ruler. He shall be my right hand man. also I am already a revolver wielding pirate revolvers with hands and arms and a face. i am the god revolver. and this is not my choice, I am still fighting orcs to recruit nidilap.
[12] Oh, you're fighting orks? I think?
[11] You fight many orks. They respect your strength!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, pirating all day sure will be fun.
[12] You get riotously drunk and illegally download
Dear John.